Episode 1: Every Christmas Has A Story
I just got the pun in the movie title. Someone help me.
Welcome to the blog recap!
What is this for? What is any of this for? Good question! If you are like 80% of the country’s population (citation needed) you won’t want to watch this movie. Here are some screen grabs of the movie that sum things up pretty nicely, I think.
The movie stars Lori Loughlin as Aunt Becky from Full House. Her wardrobe is on point.
Does she ever age?! Here’s an actual photo of her with her daughter hundreds of years ago:
Jess has a fondness (obsession?) for this goblin faced man. His name is Colin Ferguson. In the movie, it’s something else... Steve, maybe?
This movie has it all!
*The War on Christmas!
*Haunted Dolls!
*Ransom Notes!
*Child Labor!
*Spy Shit!
*A Robin Hood and Santa Claus team-up finale!
What does any of this mean? Does it make any damn sense in the context of the film? No, not really (spoiler alert).
Will Jess be taking over the blog recaps from me after this post?
I mean, yes. Probably.
Be sure to check out Episode One of What Else is On? to find out more!