Baby, you are my forever girl.

[tiensrocks]

based of of this

[cosmere-cremposting]

oh boy I don't see how this could have any consequences

Source: r/cremposting

[if-one-of-us-falls]

i have this disease called "can't work on a digital painting for more than 15 minutes straight without getting bored and procrastinating"

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fifty-shadesofgay]

i just astral projected back to 2009

[teainawineglass]

Holy shit

[lovelessblade]

The more time that passes the funnier this gets because a lot of people won’t understand it.

[oldpotatoe]

The knife of never letting go sat on my book shelf for YEARS before I read it when I FINALLY got my shit together it changed my LIFE. The whole trilogy is incredible.

listen. listen.

“We are the choices we make.”

“Men lie, and they lie to theirselves worst of all.”

“In this world of numbness and information overload, the ability to feel, my boy, is a rare gift indeed.” (haha yeah anyway)

“Cuz how do you know yer alive if you don't hurt?”

“Faith with proof is no faith at all.”

“To say you have no choice is to relieve yourself of responsibility.”

“Usually when a man calls a woman a bitch, its because she's doing something right.”

“Because even the one you hate leaves an absence when they go.”

“But a knife ain't just a thing, is it? It's a choice, it's something you do. A knife says yes or no, cut or not, die or don't. A knife takes a decision out of your hand and puts it in the world and it never goes back again. ”

“Cuz that's it - That's the nasty, nasty secret of war - When yer winning - When yer winning, it's effing thrilling -”

[lamaery]

He was a far worse liar than Shallan was.

Dalinar is not buying it. 

[if-one-of-us-falls]

it's getting fricking ridiculous how i can come across a single fanart of kaladin stormblessed and just stare with heart eyes for several minutes feeling more love and affection than for any given non-fictional person

[lamaery]

chasmpals 1 & 2

Like I said, more of Shallan and Kaladin being pals in the chasms… The first one I made because I wanted to draw the chasmfiend again and it’s spren. Also light!! The second one stuck in my head because Kaladin sees their reflection in the giant eye and thinks that at least he does not look as scared as he feels, while Shallan does not look scared at all, but fascinated, crazy woman. 

It was quite fun to work just with black, white and grey.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whateveerdudeee]

What i love about Kaladin is that theme of not giving up and constantly standing up again cuz...same bro

[mobblespsycho100]

Kaladin is just so goddamn cool its in his nature innit

[ignite-the-stars]

“Journey before destination, you bastard.”

— Navani Kholin, Rhythm of War

[alcego]

dude with the number of notes that crab person post has from non-cosmere people, it should be a thing to make vague cosmere posts and see how much they can get reblogged without context

it absolutely should be

[aplpaca]

potential vague-“relatable” shitposts up for consideration:

“id love to literally stamp out my problems from my memory please” 

“who needs human interaction? talk to a sword instead”

an uncaptioned photo set of pages from a bird handbook but theyre all labeled “chicken”

“i too aspire to punch god in the face”

“life would be much better if i was a quasi-mythical gelatinous being of only vaguely human origin”

anything about gun lesbians

“dont you hate when you just cant say The Words”

“the best place to live is a flooded yurt on the lake and you city slickers will just have to calm the fuck down and accept it”

[politicallychargedhummus]

“once i get some hands on some sausages and Glow Up it’s over for you bitches”

“never trust a man with a nice butt. he’s probably evil”

“can’t ‘shoot for the moon’ if there isn’t one”

“it’s funny what wearing a new hat can do for a person”

“everything was fine and dandy until that earthquake hit and broke the magic”

“every day i’m slaying evil”

“what do you MEAN a complex network of giant cracks in the ground that constantly flood doesn’t make everyone’s top ten vacation destinations??l

[waytoomuchanalysis]

“Don’t you hate it when you accidentally turn stuff into blood and mess up your whole convoluted burglary?”

“I love wearing dresses and spreading false information but I also really like to KILL AND STAB PEOPLE on the weekends”

“There’s nothing a dead, screaming soul can’t kill!”

“If you have too many problems all you have to do is LITERALLY BECOME SOMEONE ELSE”

“Sometimes you have to put water on the rock before you can see the colors”

“I like to hide under rich people’s tables and steal their food”

“Why is it always the souls of children that I have to eat”

[janeways-coffees]

“If you kill your wife, you can always ask the magic forest witch to make you forget”

“Don’t you hate it when god tricks you into killing your dead wife”

“If you’re older than 10, it’s a problem”

“What? You don’t have a magic bird in your head who warns you of your untimely death?”

“No, I can’t be magic right now. I’m dehydrated. ”

[brightness-summoner-ghost]

Don’t you hate it when you cant figure out how to say “damn” so you end up using hell as an adjective

Why do people get so surprised when i speak? Just because i look like a dog doesn’t mean i am one!

Oh look a storm! Guess i have to leave all of my money outside!

I think i killed my spear…

Yes, my tea was poisoned. Yes, im fine.

dont you hate it when magic is too expensive

That moment when the devil would destroy an entire city just to kill you

No. Don’t remove the metal spike. I cant control you that way.

What do you mean “your too young to go insane”

No i dont hate you, i hate your other form

Why wont the swords stop watching sex

Why wont the storm become my sword

[lizaeatspizza]

“I love her, too. Or I will.”

[teamjacobthot]

it just... really amazes me how some ppl on here were begging for midnight sun and then midnight sun came out and they were somehow surprised that twilight is still Like That??? like what did they think was gonna happen??????

imagine being surprised that smeyer, a known trash writer, would write another trash book. but thank GOD we got to find out that bella’s favorite candy is fucking black licorice lmfao

[frowningalittle-deactivated2024]

Rosalie at the family meeting about what to do with Bella:

[ms-mary-alice-brandon]

Robert Pattinson deserves to be left alone BUT God his acting in twilight was spot on. He Knew exactly what Emo Eddie was like and he portrayed it perfectly.