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Intro

Hi, my name is Bear. I made this sideblog for all content about my fandoms/interests! My current obsessions are in my bio but I reblog/post other stuff too.

I use they/them pronouns. I am 18 and a math ed major

My main is @justajoeshmoe where I pretty much just reblog whatever I find funny

jimiscribif

television peaked with Once Upon a Time, like I can watch Anna from Frozen try to convince Snow White's Prince Charming to fight evil Warlord Little Bo Beep and he's like 'You don't know what you're talking about Anna from Frozen, my dad died when I was six because he was an alcoholic' and be like that's not even the most insane moment of this episode

lilaccatholic

I miss tv in the 2010s every day. You could put anything on air and get a 22 episode order and a five season run. Once Upon a Time was on and it basically spit in your face and told you that Olaf the snowman was Emma's second great uncle twice removed and you just accepted it. Golden age of the silver screen

scienceviewscreen

Project Hail Mary // Incorrect quotes 2/?

#project hail mary #incorrect quotes

kerink

i can't stop thinking about this part from the eridian lore bible

the biodome team watching grace get up in the middle of the night and easily navigate his hut without turning any lights on:

#project hail mary

assiraphales

I feel like grace was in such a rush to turn that ship around and hightail it back to rocky that he was indiscriminate about what data he sent back. just shoved it all into the beetle probes, just to realize ‘ok so 20% of that data is scientific breakthroughs to save the world……..80% me and rocky’s movie reviews. and I def forgot to delete the fifteen minute long dance off. hm.’

#project hail mary #guess who's hyperfixating again

destinywalender

#awww he is just the void #httyd #toothless #hiccup haddock #httyd fanart

kangals

my YouTube algorithm has been showing me a lot of horse racing recently and since the Kentucky derby is today, the last few days all my recommendations have been filled with every middle-ages dudebros podcast about gambling and betting strategies and How To Pick The Real Winner and how to min-max your bet and bla bla bla. Buddy I’ve already got my favorite horsie picked out and it’s because he’s Silly.

kangals

reasons i like the horsie Great White:

he's about 6 inches taller and 200lbs heavier than any other horse in the field. big ol honse.

his record kind of sucks and when an interviewer asked his trainer "what do you think [the horse] will need to do to win the derby?' the trainer just said "get a lot better."

the horse was deadset on eating the landscaping shrubbery during the interview

thats all i need, absolutely sold, go get em Great White.

kangals

this couldn't have ended any more perfectly

kangals

guess which one is great white

#horses #kentucky derby

camrlart

i love you like all-fire

#sunrise on the reaping #the hunger games #haymitch abernathy #lenore dove baird #haydove #Sotr #thg fanart

phosphorus-noodles

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again