Whatever, Whenever

Black, plant-based, Queer, and a trans male. Here to be myself but like in a mysterious way.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

Me looking at my MySpace profile

[michaelmilkers]

i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it

the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it

[cryptotheism]

Paracelsus walking into the university of Wurtenberg to tell the other doctors stop treating gunshot wounds with poultices made of feathers and cow manure.

[orc-apologist-deactivated202411]

[bloodraven55]

everyone point and laugh

[stardust-devi]

an absolutely insane way to end this year 

[bulging]

[natanvance]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[lolt64]

theres a hourse in the dirve through

[tooies]

could you please stay on topic

[happyheidi]

x - x / x - x / x - x

[zackisontumblr]

i have 3 moods:

skips every song on my ipod

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

[pseudologla]

What’s an iPod?

[zackisontumblr]

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Every timestamp on this post makes me want to put a brick through a window

[gimmethebeachboys]

[hexoflexi-deactivated20220106]

Let him practice. His recital is soon

[kaijuno]

[funny-tik-toks]

[lacrimalis]

they just want you to go with them 🥺

[miloyiannopoulos]

🕉.

[spooky-spaghetties]

who is this… who is this question directed to? People who have some actual dietary reason to avoid fruit? Who looks at a fruit plate and goes “nuh-uh, not unless I have a week and a 20k cash prize on the line.” Is the fruit platter actually the size of a four door sedan?? Has it been poisoned? Who made this??

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Caption: [ (multiple people talking at once) Someone says “Oh my god, love is love!” Two other people chime in, saying “Happy Pride Month!” and “Oh my god!”. All together they say “Happy Pride Month!”. When the billboard changes to show a chick-fil-a ad, they all start screaming.]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

corporations on June 30th 11:59:59pm versus July 1st 12:00:00am

[sleepy-bebby]