raccoons are nice

what if garbage has feelings and just wants a home and a friend? maybe i’ll put them in my boots and take them home with me he/em/that/butterscotch/👁

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so is vienna like valhalla for italians?

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ignore this i was off my meds

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so is vienna like valhalla for italians?

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i NEED someone to write a steddie fic with vampire eddie based on the song rest in peace from the buffy the vampire slayer musical episode

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ok i’ve thought about this more so here is *my* ideal version of this fic

1. in this au vampires still age like normal (different from buffy) so that eddie doesn’t stay a young adult forever while steve gets old and dies

2. i think it would be interesting if eddie became a vampire as a kid and has spent his whole life as a vampire (metaphor for queerness, you get it.) and has some kind of night life (like in buffy) so he could still run the dnd club once its dark out, get tattoos, be in a band, generally have had other things to do besides being in the upside down, and everyone just thinks he’s a high school drop out from out of town or something which would still fit his character. this would also make the lyric “i died so many years ago” still fit without making the fic be super post canon (we’ll get to why i want that later…although maybe you have a vision in which case i wont get in your way)

3. being a vampire would be an upside down thing because im *personally* not that interested in a buffy au for steddie as much as a This Song au for steddie. do with that what you will, be creative, go crazy

4. i don’t know much about dnd and i don’t know if this au would still fit the kas the betrayer concept but i like the idea of him working for vecna and its like an evil-overlord-adoptive-parent-who’s-manipulative-and-doesn’t-really-care-for-you-but-then-you-befriend-the-good-guys-and-they-teach-you-what-genuine-love-and-family-looks-like-and-you-betray-the-evil-overlord-hooray trope. (you get it)

5. everything fron season 4 would basically stay the same just at the end of season four when they fail to defeat vecna, in this au it’s actually because eddie was working for vecna the whole time and they learn he betrayed them and is a vampire. then after that in basically what would be season five, steve keeps going out by himself to find eddie, at first to like, kill him or get answers out of him or something, but then over time they end up just talking which is where the song Rest in Peace from the hit television show Buffy the Vampire Slayer would finally be relevant!!!

6. i don’t know how wayne fits into all of this but i think he should be part of eddies happy ending in this fic. be creative.

you might be thinking, why don’t I just write it?

because spoilers!!

will anyone else want to follow these very specific guidelines? probably not. However, i’m currently unemployed, done with school for the year, snd i have a dream in my heart!

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ALSO

here are the lyrics to rest in peace from buffy the vampire slayer

I died

So many years ago

But you can make me feel

Like it isn't so

And why you come to be with me

I think I finally know

Mmm

You're scared

Ashamed of what you feel

And you can't tell the ones you love

You know they couldn't deal

Whisper in a dead man's ear

It doesn't make it real

That's great—

But I don't want to play

Cause being with you touches me

More than I can say

But since I'm only dead to you

I'm saying stay away

And let me rest in peace

Let me rest in peace

Let me get some sleep

Let me take my love and bury it

In a hole six foot deep

I can lay my body down

But I can't find my sweet release

So, let me rest in peace

You know, you've got a willing slave

And you just love to play the thought that you might misbehave

But 'til you do

I'm telling you

Stop visiting my grave

And let me rest in peace

I know I should go

But I follow you like a man possessed

There's a traitor here beneath my breast

And it hurts me more than you've ever guessed

If my heart could beat, it would break my chest

But I can see you're unimpressed

So, leave me be

And let me rest in peace

Let me get some sleep

Let me take my love and bury it

In a hole six foot deep

I can lay my body down

But I can't find my sweet release

Let me rest in peace

Why won't you let me rest in peace?

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i NEED someone to write a steddie fic with vampire eddie based on the song rest in peace from the buffy the vampire slayer musical episode

[whatifgarbagehasfeelings]

ok i’ve thought about this more so here is *my* ideal version of this fic

1. in this au vampires still age like normal (different from buffy) so that eddie doesn’t stay a young adult forever while steve gets old and dies

2. i think it would be interesting if eddie became a vampire as a kid and has spent his whole life as a vampire (metaphor for queerness, you get it.) and has some kind of night life (like in buffy) so he could still run the dnd club once its dark out, get tattoos, be in a band, generally have had other things to do besides being in the upside down, and everyone just thinks he’s a high school drop out from out of town or something which would still fit his character. this would also make the lyric “i died so many years ago” still fit without making the fic be super post canon (we’ll get to why i want that later…although maybe you have a vision in which case i wont get in your way)

3. being a vampire would be an upside down thing because im *personally* not that interested in a buffy au for steddie as much as a This Song au for steddie. do with that what you will, be creative, go crazy

4. i don’t know much about dnd and i don’t know if this au would still fit the kas the betrayer concept but i like the idea of him working for vecna and its like an evil-overlord-adoptive-parent-who’s-manipulative-and-doesn’t-really-care-for-you-but-then-you-befriend-the-good-guys-and-they-teach-you-what-genuine-love-and-family-looks-like-and-you-betray-the-evil-overlord-hooray trope. (you get it)

5. everything fron season 4 would basically stay the same just at the end of season four when they fail to defeat vecna, in this au it’s actually because eddie was working for vecna the whole time and they learn he betrayed them and is a vampire. then after that in basically what would be season five, steve keeps going out by himself to find eddie, at first to like, kill him or get answers out of him or something, but then over time they end up just talking which is where the song Rest in Peace from the hit television show Buffy the Vampire Slayer would finally be relevant!!!

6. i don’t know how wayne fits into all of this but i think he should be part of eddies happy ending in this fic. be creative.

you might be thinking, why don’t I just write it?

because spoilers!!

will anyone else want to follow these very specific guidelines? probably not. However, i’m currently unemployed, done with school for the year, snd i have a dream in my heart!

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absolutely devastated right now. a pastry might fix it

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no i’m not explaining

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i will always love you, 30k fic with 50 kudos and 8 bookmarks that’s more well written than most published books

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rest in piece mike wheeler you would’ve loved hollow knight

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guys jewel tone academia

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rip eddie munson you would’ve loved minecraft

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in my opinion, the actual problem with Blue Prince isn’t the rng or even that some things are left open to interpretation/unsolved, it’s the story telling. there are a million ways to present the same events and information and some of them are more satisfying than others. Blue Prince falls short in how it delivers the story in the second half of the game

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you want Me to get a Job? here i am i’m sitting in bed. i’m eating milk and cookies. and you want me to get a job 😔

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recently rewatching Hannibal with my bestie (we are both transmasc) and I was like “why *is* Will Graham such a hit with Us?” and then Jack Crawford came on, asked Will if he was on the spectrum, adjusted Will’s glasses, and we were like “OHHH”

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hughj ack man!

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huge*

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ass*

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hughj ack man!

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huge*

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hughj ack man!

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when i was a kid i thought it was washington DC and washington BC