Am I real?

How does one know is they are human without bleeding? Only our suffering is what makes us real Fuck that was cringey Also hi

[whatifimnothuman]

Brief intro:

HELLO!

I am whatifimnothuman! I also go by chaos, or Luca.

Pronouns: she/he/they

A minor

Fav colours: purple and green (in that order)

I am undiagnosed but very likely have autism and adhd (possibly bpd and ocd and other things too)

my flavours of queer: bi, aroace, demiromantic, genderfluid, nebularomantic, and probably more to come (Also still questioning... always questioning)

Personality type: INTP-T (logician)

I apologize in advance for if we are ever interacting and I sound hostile- I have trouble to understand my tone and am trying to work on it

I might be hypocritical sometimes so please bear with me

Im also very literal and use tone tags sometimes. Sometimes.

My favorite music: alt [kind of] (Korn, SOAD, Linkin Park, Fall out boy, etc)

Also, i am 100% against Trump, ICE, Maga, and everything they stand for

Things i love: MONSTER HIGH, The Amazing Digital Circus, music, PIKMIN, reading, my bestie wife, and other stuff

Instruments i play: Clarinet, Flute, (kind of) French horn, electric guitar, acoustic guitar, piano, and hopefully more :)))

Music taste: weirdcore, alt (SOAD, Korn, Limp Bizkit, etc)

Im a single Pringle cuz nobody likes me :') (its okay tho... just gets sad after years of no one wanting to hang out with you, let alone be in a relationship with you)

Plz dni: ppl over 40 (it makes me uncomfortable, sorry)

:) thanks for reading

(I kinda just found these.. idk who made them... wasnt me tho... so credit to who made it 😅)

[whatifimnothuman]

...heh... hey so guys...

Feel free to boo me

But uhm... we are gonna have to reset the sh count back to 0... 😅 my bad...

Throw tomatoes 🍅

Gang mb 😔

[justcheckinginitslakey]

Oooooommggg

It appears to me that you like system of a down (based on your pfp of their system of a down album... I think the first if im not mistaken)

Twinnnn

Also do you have a favorite song??

YESSS OKGNWGSHSJWHDH

okay so i really like violent p (i don’t think i can say the full name), deer dance, needles and suite pee

[whatifimnothuman]

YESS OMGGG ABSOLUTELY

MARMALADE IS ALSO PEAK BUT REALISTICALLY I LOVE ALL OF THEIR SONGS

I had an obsession with System of a down for at least year and got almost to the top .01% of listeners for them

I can name just about every song of theirs

Im so srs

[theangelcatalogue]

Making a chain cause why not!? Hdisiwisjs

Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!

Link!

Erm...so-

@starsinthenigth @mxnaceo @duckp0t + Anyone who wants to do it! (No pressure)

[decaying-appleseeds]

FUCK NOOO ☹️☹️

No pressure tags ^^

@vict1mthree @jadealaide @justamoonstar @pixelpawsisaweirdname @moss-the-mushroom @cosmicbrown1es + anyone else

[pixelpawsisaweirdname]

@ilovefriedbritishorphans @purepathologist @sstrang3crypt1d @sergeantroach @centipaw @foxlikescereal @bellefromhelle @thesaddesttoothless + anypony else

[centipaw]

HAII thank u for the tag!!

i do actually loaf sometimes. its comfy. this is true besides the 8% of the time part. chronic illness got me in a constant state of saying "i wanna sleepppppppppp"

/nf tags!: @cosmicbrown1es @ev1lgoob @witchy-shortcake @fukuona-b0y @heavensentkennz @interstellar-espresso @luminescent-fogg + any other moots who wanna join :3

[ev1lgoob]

yeah sure man

open tags

[wolfdog-disciples333]

True...

@quaintflowr @starry-slime-eyes @vykhoda-nyet @mxrni @mottefloorbanana @theparadoxguy @sanchoworm @ev1lgoob @rainworldere @bitchboy-lol @history-obsessed-slugcat

[rainworldere]

i would though

@chimbakarimba @ajking73 @homithearchivist @lolitabeomgyu +open im too lazy to tag evrynyan

[chimbakarimba]

Who me? I would never... I did almost overthrow a new principal in a public school

@sillypotatochipz @pluuuuume @thesilverselkie @kiexe-dibujos @xx--color-coded--xx @ligamentgirl @thelocalcoyote @dsfalkweon @respectablecapers @showeyen @nickrowan +open tags

[kiexe-dibujos]

Thanks for the tag:>

Yes...

Okay, this thing is sometimes right.

@that-weird-skeleton-bastard @voiceofthebroken @itslunatori @saracat228 @imjusthereformyfandoms07 ......yes, it's already done :P

[imjusthereformyfandoms07]

Unfortunately true

@rand0mth3r1an @rosedragon28 @raventhecrispy-offical @f4nd0m-h0pp3r @crowns-of-gods-offical @transmasc-offical @abandonedcloudyy + open tags!

[crowns-of-gods-offical]

Well, there was a similar accident but it was at sea… I hate waves…

@watchacat @omnipotentnothing @inknanda67 @narinder-offical @freakyolivelady @transfoxboi @pattoripat666 @killer-offical @lucylambert @len-the-antagonist

[len-the-antagonist]

Technically correct, but on my shoulders and upper back

@divorce-offical @scarletgaege @whatifimnothuman @narinder-offical @life-wife-stealer-gen @noahsguitarpick @knivesinmypocket

[whatifimnothuman]

gng...

Uhm ok

@constantlyenchantedmimic @confusedfroggirl @thatonebrackletdog @riversareflowing @sofphiaa +open tags... so if you see this you shall be invited

[whatifimnothuman]

Gay men are such lesbians omg

[whatifimnothuman]

Fuhh gng im like... fugly my dudes 🫩

[whatifimnothuman]

Gang I like... lowk hate myself lol 🫰

[whatifimnothuman]

what's up with the 28 tag does it mean anything <3

also go drink water

28 is my PeRsOnAl rag that I use for fun

Someone recommended it to me so I just used it

It's fun

Also I just did so uhm

No

*runs away like a goblin being*

[onyxtalksalot]

Wahoo

Wayoo

Wakcha

Ching

CHOW

Anyways

Hello mutual

I have come here to interact.

What might be your favorite article of clothing that you have/want?

Good day *tips hat aggressively*

wait what are you saying

(Credits to friends for my peag image)

[whatifimnothuman]

I ask

What is your favorite piece of clothing that you own or that you want?

Just flavoured words

[onyxtalksalot]

alr it would be my kinger shirt

[whatifimnothuman]

ooooooooooh yessssss

[whatifimnothuman]

Watching heartstopper hehehehe

[whatifimnothuman]

haiii how are youuu mrrroww :3?

i be pretty gooooooooooooodd

Thanks 4 asking<3

[whatifimnothuman]

I cuss way too much 😔

[onyxtalksalot]

Wahoo

Wayoo

Wakcha

Ching

CHOW

Anyways

Hello mutual

I have come here to interact.

What might be your favorite article of clothing that you have/want?

Good day *tips hat aggressively*

wait what are you saying

(Credits to friends for my peag image)

[whatifimnothuman]

I ask

What is your favorite piece of clothing that you own or that you want?

Just flavoured words

[whatifimnothuman]

mrrrow meeeeeow

bippity bippity boo

I shall turn your children blue

Flippty floppityy flap

Now I'm gonna take a nap

Also meow

[whatifimnothuman]

meow mrrrrow :3

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmow

Emow

(emo kitty says)

[whatifimnothuman]

Im actually so cringey and embarrassing... ewwwwwww

Bleh, gross, yuck, *vomits*

Why do i do the things i do 😭😭😭🤮🤮🤮

[cilantrhoes]

[averageao3enjoyer]

Both. Both is good