lakeyyy

She/they, pan romantic, I'm a minor :P, aspiring author, ski teacher,

[justcheckinginitslakey]

intro post <3

Haiiii :P I’m lakeeee

my pronouns are sh

Current hyper fixations :heathers, six, Hamilton, beetle juice, dnd, saw, terrifier, the menu, us, human centipede, midsommar, hereditary, hellraiser, arcane, date everything, sally face, Ddlc, little misfortune, STARDEW VALLEYYYYY, god of war, tlou, impact driver (10/10 band), SOAD, korn, mouthwashing, the outsiders and the eltingville club

[justcheckinginitslakey]

Oooooommggg

It appears to me that you like system of a down (based on your pfp of their system of a down album... I think the first if im not mistaken)

Twinnnn

Also do you have a favorite song??

YESSS OKGNWGSHSJWHDH

okay so i really like violent p (i don’t think i can say the full name), deer dance, needles and suite pee

[whatifimnothuman]

YESS OMGGG ABSOLUTELY

MARMALADE IS ALSO PEAK BUT REALISTICALLY I LOVE ALL OF THEIR SONGS

I had an obsession with System of a down for at least year and got almost to the top .01% of listeners for them

I can name just about every song of theirs

Im so srs

[justcheckinginitslakey]

i got to see them with korn 👅👅👅

[justcheckinginitslakey]

Oooooommggg

It appears to me that you like system of a down (based on your pfp of their system of a down album... I think the first if im not mistaken)

Twinnnn

Also do you have a favorite song??

YESSS OKGNWGSHSJWHDH

okay so i really like violent p (i don’t think i can say the full name), deer dance, needles and suite pee

[pavlovshog]

petah

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[wonderstrucku]

Jerry T. Stokes HCs!!

beedee beedee beedee, it’s my first time writing for this, buck! :))

kind of pivoting away from doing just one fandom, and i thought that this was a good place to start (i love this dude).

cws/tws: brief mentions of bullying/exclusion, general eltingville club weirdness

stuff underneath the cut!! vv

Starting off with a weird one (I was genuinely torn over this for a long time), I think that Jerry is the richest member of the club (D&D stuff is mad expensive, even the ‘cheaper’ stuff). Josh is a very close second, though. (Also, what not-rich person has the middle name 'Titus'?? Like, come on.)

His parents are probably big people in idk commerce or something, given they're away pretty often on business trips and the like.

I also think that Jerry is the most well-read member. He's had his nose stuck in large, thick fantasy books since he gained the ability to comprehend words (#my hyperlexic twin). He had nothing else to do most of the time, since his parents were (and still are) always busy, and he had next to no friends before the Eltingville Club.

Jerry’s grades are quite good; his parents make sure of that, but his best subject is most definitely English. The large vocabulary he has gained from reading all of those books really paid off, and his comprehension and ability to deconstruct themes are incredible because he's had to break down whole systems into simple terms.

He has a few bookshelves that are completely stacked with books, manuals (some of which he has written himself) with rules and explanations, and a few journals with story lines, character sheets, and world building for the club's roleplays that he updates frequently.

To Jerry, being the club's dungeon master is like a full-time job. You should see the sheer amount of effort he puts into it, how much money he spends at the copy shop printing off character sheets, and the sheer amount of hours spent awake trying to figure out the next big twist or villain his friends might face.

Before you ask, yes, Jerry does voice-act everything. And I mean everything (except the women characters. He feels that would be weird, especially if they’re supposed to be hot or romanceable.)

His vocal range is… okay. He's not Frank Welker or anything remotely similar, but you can tell the different characters apart most of the time. He thinks he does a very good villain voice, and the monologues and evil laughs are some of his favourite things to do. His narrator voice is just his regular, nasally timbre, although with a more dramatic edge (he wants to sound cool so bad, wouldn't have it any other way).

This is another weird one, but I like to think that Jerry sneak-disses his friends in the characters’ dialogue (especially if he's annoyed or mad with them). He makes the villains call them names or insult their appearances. Nobody really catches on, but Jerry knows what he's doing. He thinks it's really funny.

Jerry rarely plays the actual game of D&D himself; he prefers to be the dungeon master because he likes having control over the narrative and characters that he created.

However, there has been the odd oneshot where he let someone else be the dungeon master for once (I can't decide whether it would be Josh or Pete, but I'm leaning more towards Josh because it's more realistic, but Pete would be pretty funny, I think. Bill is banned from being dungeon master, sorry.)

When Jerry isn't the dungeon master, he usually roleplays as a wizard or some other kind of magical being (usually an elf).

He loves magic systems. He spends a lot of time planning and figuring out the spells and applications of magic in his worlds, fleshing them out with sometimes a little too much information.

As much as Josh hates to acknowledge it, Jerry is the writer of the group. And the illustrator, and the narrator.

Jerry has written a decent portion of their letters to companies (all under assumed names, of course), and sometimes helps the other members with theirs.

BUT! I do also think that Josh and Jerry collaborate on plots sometimes. If Jerry is super stuck on something (like a transition or side character), his first instinct (well, actually his second instinct, he usually goes on the internet first, but he would never tell Josh that) is to call up Josh and talk it through with him.

Josh has actually contributed to a lot of Jerry's world-building. They figure out the technology and government systems of the world together.

Okay, I'm being weird again (but all of them are weird AF, so it doesn't matter), but Jerry may or may not base some of his female characters off of girls he finds pretty from school or from around town. He only really copies their appearances, not their personality or anything (because he doesn't interact with them/know them personally), but still, it's kind of obvious sometimes.

Jerry usually gets Pete's opinion on these female characters. He shows him the character sheet of one and is like, ‘Do you think she's hot?’ and Pete's like, ‘Yes.’

This is because he finds Pete's taste in women to be the most ‘normal’ (in comparison to whatever Josh and Bill are into anyway).

Jerry does not involve Bill in his creative process whatsoever. Bill constantly tries to change what Jerry has planned; he calls it stupid or unfair (usually both) and is just an outright dick about the whole thing. At least Josh lays off when Jerry tells him that the thing he suggested won't work; Bill just keeps pushing it.

Anyway, moving on from Bill's radioactive negativity, Jerry also enjoys drawing from time to time. He usually just draws world maps, diagrams, and character icons, but they're all actually pretty decent.

100% the type of person to draw or write stuff while in class. He has his school notebook on one side and his personal one on the other, and goes between them.

Jerry got a lot of his other interests from his friends. A lot of the shows he likes to watch (Star Trek, The Twilight Zone, etc) were recommended by other members.

Throwing Joe in here because why not, but I think Joe likes Jerry the best out of all of the members. Well, he doesn't like him; he just finds him the least annoying (and the easiest to rip off).

Has Joe charged Jerry a ‘slightly’ higher price for something because he knows that Jerry is too anxious and awkward to argue or haggle with him? Yeah. Of course he has.

Because of this, Jerry often makes stuff for D&D himself. He often makes little figurines out of clay and paints them. Some of these have gotten broken during the club's various arguments, so they look a little bit… wonky (Jerry tried to glue them back together and fix them).

I think that Pete and Jerry work on their models for stuff together. Pete works on his resin kits, while Jerry moulds his newest wizard or shopkeeper.

Out of all of the members, Jerry is the most friendly with Pete. They hang out by themselves pretty often, they go to movies that Bill and Josh don't want to see, play video games together, and do other stuff like that.

Jerry's ‘beedee beedee beedee’ vocal tic comes from Twiki from Buck Squad; everyone knows that. But the reason why he has it is that he kind of relates to Twiki in a way.

Jerry has felt inhuman for a significant portion of his life, being ignored and bullied at school does that to a person, and the fact that Twiki is cared for and beloved by the cast and fans, despite him being a robot, makes Jerry feel like he's not a complete weirdo and that he deserves at least a little bit of grace for his quirks.

He relates to the fact that Twiki does a lot of labour, while Jerry's labour isn't really physical; he feels like a lot of his efforts are underappreciated or even ignored by the group. He wishes that they would acknowledge his efforts more, give him constructive criticism on his stories, or even some praise.

He also says the ‘beedee beedee beedee’ line just to be funny or lighten the mood. In fact, that's what it started as, a joke! He just said it so often it became a part of his vernacular, where it has stayed ever since.

The line just gives him a great sense of comfort in general. It's like a self-soothing mechanism, he says it when experiencing strong emotions (both good and bad, but usually bad) because it brings his mind back to Twiki, and thinking about characters and stuff he likes calms him down (or in more positive situations, makes him even happier or more excited). (Literally me).

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a/n: thank you guys for reading!! i appreciate it so much :))

i genuinely love this show/comic so much, and jerry desperately needs more love than what he gets.

[totallynotamurder]

@epiphanyfeel25 I thought this hc was pretty cuteeeeee!! So I wanna made some food for Josh's fans

@lowdotca Going through his emo fits was challenging to say the least but I love the outcome of this!! I hope you do too xP

[justcheckinginitslakey]

is that a system of a down pfp i hear

YESJSJDJFJDJDJJFJSDYESSSSSSSSS

[dawnofweasels]

how are the weasels on this fine day?

Ugh, they’re on their most mid behavior.

Worse, I’ve lost track of where all of them are, which means I’ll inevitably stumble into an unpleasant mess while otherwise minding my own business.

It’s been a rough second half lakey. Not sure we’re winning this one.

[justcheckinginitslakey]

i’m a bit late i apologize but the cats gladly offer their help if you still are having trouble in your search

they’ve been eager for an adventure, if you are so willing

[lelethetopicchanger]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

omg im one of your favourite followers 🥹 tyy

(in order of rn)

Wet (i LIVE this one)

how to make crows cry

war isnt murder

Mr brightside

mitti ke bete

*other ones that are just as important but i cant fit all of them in 5 and i feel like more people should know them(not in order)

Just a girl

girls just wanna have fun

labour

dont cry for your daughters eve

feed us your girls

Ghar kab aaoge

all the dhurandhar songs lmaoo

NPC by cavetownnnn rhahhh

devil town :33

For us

SAILOR SONGGG

Update: im too lazy for this shit so um ignore if youve already been involved(if ur close to me and not tagged its because i think youve alr been tagged xx)

@kurobkasa @moro-thekebab-noodles @walking-mushroom @whackybird-offical @jess-is-toolazy @deltasimaginaryland @evelyn3377 @the-king-of-kaumidy @random-indian-girl (tag pipes i forgor her url ;-;;;) @fancysheepnacho

[moro-thekebab-noodles]

Bish you know other people?

List of my top 5 favorite songs

Butcher Vanity

Basics in Behavior (red)

Physcho in my head - Skillet

Karma - Kagame Rin Vocaloid

Monster - Skillet

Also extras:

Memory Reboot

Nothing - Emilie Autumn

Even Though I Loved You - Materu

Body - Mother Mother

Wrecking Ball - Mother Mother

Tags:

@amtheracoon @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @luvnotpercival @tanjochris

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

oh yay Butcher Vanity!!!!

100 Years - John Micheal Howell

Dangerous - Jorge Rivera-Herrans + Troy Doherty (my man Hermes)

Water The Roses - Flavor Foley+ Gumi Megpoid

Lonely - Imagine Dragons

The Best - Conan Gray (listened to it 296 times since release, I counted)

Tags

I'm bad at picking favourites or picking anything atp (/gen) so uhhh

@relinquished-roses-offical @random-indian-girl @dramaticinlyf @fancysheepnacho @shenanigan42 @do-not-u-dare @marshmallow-dust @thatchaoticbookworm @sunnyarik3r @oxyisdamoron @coffee--spill @nelly-rebellyyyyy @y0ur-valent1ne @astronaut-offical @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit + open tags

[astronaut-offical]

Thx for the tag, Piper :D

Just the first songs that came to mind (#^v^#)[No order]

Wouldn't You Like (Epic the Musical)

The Phoenix (Fall Out Boy)

Who Wants To Live Forever (Queen)

Lifetime (Three Days Grace)

Way Down We Go (KALEO)

Tags ^^

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @sandofficial @velzote-velhi-azote-nitrogen @snail-offical @apocalyptic-endings @czanea-vecg @darkness-offical @light-offical @constellations-offical + open tags :D

[snail-offical]

thanks for the tag :)

the wife’s murder ballad (Lydia the bard)

Dear reader (PEGGY)

On my way there (Lydia von hof)

Helen’s door (Melina KB)

You can’t hide (baby bugs)

tags

@sea-slug-offical @willowtheweirdo @cleaning-spray-offical @sharks-offical @filbus-offical @amnesia-offical @trans-boy-thing-offical +open tags

[weirdo-offical]

im a fav follower omg

uhhh

1.baptisim (lovejoy)

2.fluoresent adolescent(arctic monkeys)

3.tell me lover,do you love me (mccafferty)

4.devil town (cavetown)

5.foxholes(lovejoy)

@art-offical @dawnofweasels @averageao3enjoyer @confusedfroggirl @i-am-lettuse @smallestcheese @raventhecrispy-offical @riverthesillytherian @echoing-cloves

uhhhh thats nine srry idk

[dawnofweasels]

Gonna do this one as basic as possible and go with my recently most played songs:

1. Pepper Spray and Acid Rain, Charli Morgan

2. Hit ‘em with that uwu, The Reiker Vexx

3. She Wolf, Bao The Whale

4. Addicted to Monster Girls, Ham Sandwich

5. Bombalaya, DNMO & Wolfy Lights

I’ll probably do a 5 per mood separately.

@arynica @mechappreciator @goodtransgirl @tiredgendered @knaia @crows-inc @xyonofcalhoun @justcheckinginitslakey …

@willowtheweirdo but you’ve done this a few times 😂

💜🏳️‍⚧️🫘

[justcheckinginitslakey]

idek if i have 10 people but ill try

hmmmm

the grudge by olivia rodrigo

gnarly by katseye (feat. ice spice)

old school hollywood by system of a down

ritual by sanity’s fall (technically by steve gabry it’s a fictional band)

shooting star by sean solomon

@jazzdoesbadpoetry @confusedfroggirl @uterus-stealer-offical @dawnofweasels

yeaaa that’s all my moots im sorry :(

[justcheckinginitslakey]

I just came across your post in writing tips and tricks on my dash, I'm not in the community so I can't respond to it but I read the entire thing and like whoa you're really a good writer!! the fact that ur writing to that level at only fourteen is insane

i did have a thought abt constructive criticism but now that I'm actually here it feels weird to just be opening your asks and sending it to you so I think I'm just going to not

but! you deserve all the compliments bc im v impressed, if you keep writing regularly I have no doubt you're going to improve at a rapid pace and you're going to be better than a lot of adult writers. you lowkey are already better than some adult writers I know, even published ones (cough God of Fury cough)

I also do want to say that you really shouldn't worry too much about coming off your age or your level of experience right now. just write. just write and write and write and write. I deleted most of the stuff I wrote when I was 13-14 and it makes me so depressed because I can't go back and look at my oldest writing. so another tip I give you is never delete anything you write. even if you think it's bad. especially if you think it's bad. I promise, you look at it again in 4 years and you'll be so amused and proud of yourself

delete nothing

keep going

keep writing

ur awesome

and if you ever publish this story i BETTER get a DM about it

<3333

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[justcheckinginitslakey]

Dear lakeyyyy,

The weasels were wondering what your thoughts on potassium isotope neural quantum superpositioning are?

(I told them to ask themselves, but they are covering up their shyness by saying they don’t want to make their own tumblr accounts.)

tell the weasels that I consulted with my cats and we have all decided that it’s worse than coffee, but better than jam

[justcheckinginitslakey]

they scream nature vrs nurture, yet nature is full of love. nurture is where the hate is.

[justcheckinginitslakey]

i am inherently paradoxical in my nature

[justcheckinginitslakey]

the struggle for validation hurts better than doing nothing at all

[justcheckinginitslakey]

I got like a 6 hour period after skiing where I’m still just pumped the fuck up and transform into the most dude bro type shi you’ve ever seen dude like this is all fuckjng sick man

[confusedfroggirl]

chomp :3

OWCH

Chomps you >:3

[justcheckinginitslakey]

OWWWWWWWUHHHHHHH

>:33333