What Is Delicious?

IT’S LIKE WHEN MY CAT ATE AND THEN VOMITED AND THEN ATE THAT VOMIT AND THEN VOMITED AGAIN AND THEN ATE THAT.

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Disappointed

I thought this said "The BEST colors for high conversations" and I got excited. I even thought I knew exactly what they were talking about with colors being a part of conversations...

So disappointed.

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#51: Increasing realization that he has a serious lack of concrete skills, such as farming, furniture building, first-aid, beer brewing, etc.

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I seem to have missed this.

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The bees!

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Obviously. Praise Jee-sus!

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Talking Heads live in Rome...full concert!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaand...we're back!

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Yahoo's Trending Now Bar. For the first time, I think there may be something to censoring the internet if it keeps people from searching for "Snooki without makeup". 

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kim droppin’ with david guetta

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Final Destination: NYC

Top 5 Ways I Do NOT Want to Die in NYC:

5. Getting injured and then slowly dying alone in my studio apartment

4. Getting pushed off the edge of the top floor of the Guggenheim (actually this is kind of badass)

3. Having a fire escape ladder fall on my head

2. Getting pushed into a subway

1. Like this 

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Via @SydneyKrell

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I am starting a new series called: "What Disturbs Me About Today: As Told Through Yahoo Homepage" (the name is still a work in progress and is VERY much open to suggestion).

Today's isn't about the could-have-been mothers that include: the Duggar's miscarriage (which is womp womp, but also to be real they have 20 others...too soon?), and KK's (that's what I am calling Kim Kardashian these days since we are so tight) almost decision to have a child whilst married for like 2 days (any one else just let out a sigh of relief?)

Today, my friends, I introduce you to a cat that has gotten a $13 MILLION fortune after her owner passed away. There are a few reasons to be so disturbed. First is the fact that a CAT has gotten THIRTEEN MILLION dollars. The second is this poor woman really had no one else to give this money to? Third, I'm just confused. How does this cat spend this money? And finally, the fact that this is not the FIRST time this has happened...there is a LIST of the riches animals in the world and this cat only made it to number 3.

And so, I leave you with this list to ponder:

1. Gunther III, German Shepherd. Inherited $372 million dollars.

2. Kalu the chimp. Inherited $80 million dollars.

3. Tommaso the cat. Inherited $13 million dollars

Thank you, Yahoo.

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Must watch this. Must stop being such a wimp in life. Must do cooler things from higher heights.