What My Roommate Said

A blog for college kids (or anyone else with a roommate) to submit funny, ridiculous, obnoxious, annoying, or stupid things straight from the mouths of their incredible (or incredulous) roommates. Also includes interesting stories, epic fails, and anything else the moderators find mildly interesting. Hosted by some really awesome girls at Gardner-Webb University in North Carolina.

[unapologeticallyamelia]

Hello Tumblr! I’ve been gone for a while, but I’m here today to ask your help. If you have time, please help me win a photo package for my wedding.

How can you help, you ask? I’m glad to tell you!

STEP 1: Go to www.facebook.com/meettheburks and LIKE THEIR PAGE!

STEP 2: Go to their photo contest album.

STEP 3: Find the photo that says ADAM & AMELIA (it’s the second photo in the album and the same as this post) and LIKE THAT PHOTO!

STEP 4: SPREAD THE WORD! Tag your fun friends in the comments on the contest picture, share the photo with them via Facebook, share this post on Tumblr, retweet my tweet (www.twitter.com/ameliathinks) about the contest, share it on Instagram, etc. Even if you don’t have Facebook and can’t like the photo, YOU CAN SHARE THIS POST! You don’t have to be my in-real-life-or-Facebook-friend to vote for me!

Thanks beautiful people! I appreciate you!

[whatmyroommatesays]

"We were waiting for you. We don't have enough boobs for adequate lovemaking." - Amelia

[whatmyroommatesays]

Submission: Coming up with a website

Chris- I have an idea for a website

me- what is it?

Chris- It's going to be called My Roommate Said

Me- I think that's already been done sucia

Chris- No that's not a real website it doesn't have a .com

(Thanks for the submission, Jeff! Feel free to submit your own What My Roommate says quotes today!)

[whatmyroommatesays]

"Your boobs are more fun to play with than mine!!"

Casey

[asdfghjkllove]

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Also, college roommates. :)

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My life this semester. 

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Just tell him it’s a rehearsal for your wedding. He gets dressed up, you guys hang out at the dance for a while, and then you can go bowling. Except after your wedding you’ll go have sex instead. But sex, bowling…same difference.

Allison

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Kayla: "Next week I'm going to teach my lab Unit 2-1 and then teach them bad words. The week after that I'll teach them food."

Allison: "That's a nice progression of things."

Jesse: "Cuz when you take your whore out to get drunk you need to know what to feed her!"

[collegeproblems]

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hey jason, do you mind if i use your abs as a rock climbing wall?

Elizabeth

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I'm pretty sure Allison and I take turns on this one!

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Well, when you study too long…

Savanna: Reuben James

Elizabeth: He was a man that lived sometime during the 20th century

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Elizabeth: Was he on a boat or submarine?

Katie: A yellow submarine

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Elizabeth: He talked about all of that during the two minutes I was in the bathroom. I came back and D-Day was done.

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Katie: It’s like you don’t talk about Fight Club. You don’t stop a Blitzkrieg.

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Savanna: Who invaded your body?

Elizabeth: Poland!

Angela: Germany. Hitler.

Elizabeth: He bombed me in the Doolittle Raid

[collegeproblems]

[whatmyroommatesays]

Welcome to Gardner-Webb University.

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Some more studying…

Savanna: Civil Works Administration

Elizabeth: Is this the one about Hoover dam?

Katie: No, that was Hoover!

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Katie: Farmer Credit Administration is where they got credit for being farmers

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Savanna: What was the plan called?

Angela: The AWESOME plan

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Savanna: The Kellogg-Breand Pact

Katie: The pact. About ships.

Savanna: I don’t see anything about ships

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Savanna: Define operation Sea Lion

Katie: Well, there were these Sea Lions

Elizabeth: They live on the island with seals

Savanna: The plan to invade what country?

Elizabeth: To invade Poland!

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Hooray, studying for American Century!

Elizabeth: talkeasies

Sarah Beth: You mean speakeasies?

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Elzabeth: Well, the inflation was going up

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Elizabeth: Sigmund Freud? What’s that?

Angela: You mean who is that?

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Katie: Who is General… I mean, what is General Motors

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Elizabeth: I’m glad I know what an ascot is now. I always thought it was ‘mascot’ without the ‘m’

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Is that a black joke?

Weatherman on Channel 14: Everyone needs to be careful. Lightning DOES NOT discriminate.

Allison: Did you hear that? Lightning does not discriminate. I need to go tell Kayla.