In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded

"Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short."

[wylan-van-sunshines]

kaz: and that concludes our plan for this heist.

kaz: let’s see if you were all paying attention.

*kahoot music starts*

[everythingfox]

I want a cat to climb on me

[memewhore]

[whats-up-kiddos]

@moss-is-pog

[whats-up-kiddos]

Hey I've been looking for a stick of room temperature butter i lost recently, have you seen it?

*Yeets a stick of butter at you* Here you go love <3

[whats-up-kiddos]

*throws a stick of room temperature butter at you for no reason*

Anon I would die for you

[stephs-deactivated20191007]

[kiwifluid]

JARED???????

[princess--bongwater]

[lonleyinmyspacevoid]

@liquid-geodes

[liquid-geodes]

??????? JARED 25 ??????

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

[asimovsideburns]

[unbotheredmuse]

[asexualbookbird]

No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away

[whats-up-kiddos]

Softly, but with great feeling: Nynaeve

[tss-incorrect-quotes]

[imitchingonaphotograph]

[Image ID:

The Bugs Bunny meme where he’s in a black suit with a red rose on his chest, hands together, smiling.

Text reads: I wish all people who info dump a very pleasant evening.

End image ID]

[whats-up-kiddos]

Important reminder: @dumbass-demigirl is very hot, talented, generally fucking incredible, and deserves nice things 💕💕💕

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I would think the term "Gaydar" would technically mean you're creating the little gay pulses yourself and waiting for them to bounce off your subject.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

*shoots a gay little pulse at you that pisses you off*

[moss-is-pog]

@whats-up-kiddos

[aeruh-deactivated20250615]

Reasons I like Kaladin:

he sad

he grumpy

Tired™️

he’s got honor

wants to Protect

he has the same vocabulary I do

[casties]

Moist von Lipwig: a man who, when faced with the choice of fucking around and finding out, has always chosen to find out.

[onlycosmere]

One of Brandon’s biggest contributions to the cosmere fandom is teaching people how to spell rhythm

[charlemane]

Terry Pratchett was incredible bc he was like  “I’ve made this entire fantasy satire universe with its own cosmology and system of magic, and now you’re going to read several hundred pages about the reformation of their postal service and it will make you laugh, cry, and rethink your understanding of what it means to be human.  did i mention there are wizards”