bernard 🎄

an elf who’s this - close to losing it mentally

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i tried sleeping in today. curtis was somehow revving a chainsaw at 6 AM. fml

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Hi everybody!

This is a post I’m making with a heavy feeling in my heart. Crazy to think I’ve had this account for almost 5 years now. It’s been through a lot, and I’ve been through a lot. I’ve slowly lost the ability to publish more posts, and I think it’s time for me to retire altogether 😔. Unfortunately, my human persona is a senior in college now, and is working to finish up her degree way earlier than she had originally planned, and it’s gotten to be a lot.

Thank you to everyone who has been along on this magical journey through the years. You’ve all truly made my heart happy, and I hope I’ve brought you the same joy with this account over the years.

For the last time,

Xoxo, Bernard

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OOHHHH BERNAAARRRDDDD

IT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

🎄🎄🎄

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Time to return to work… *cries*

Adaira don’t remind me. Happy December y’all

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My dumbass already writing my christmas list and its JULY

its ok i also started my list :)

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HEY BERNARD GUESS WHAT

*Sprays him in the eyes with axe body spray*

AHHHHHHHHHH NO HELP

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Hey Bernard!

How are you doing today, my love? :]

I hope Curtis hasn't been to much of a hassle, lol

Just wanted to say that I love and miss you loads. <3

-Avery, your favorite elf ever <3

hi avery! i’m doing quite well. unfortunately curtis will forever be a hassle.

xoxo, bernard

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its Christmas in July..

Ho ho ho motherfucker

-Neo

HO HO HOE

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Can you be my muse at this point?

ADAIRA I LOVE ITTTT

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I updates my Christmas wishlist!

P.S Remember to take some breaks. Holly misses you.

i miss holly too :(

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...well uh safe to say I got down

Its the way i GOT down thats the issue

mildly concerning exit

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Uh- bernard im stuck😭

Im hanging off the railing of the second floor of the workshop and uh im stuck😭 help- pls😔

bro HOW. we have safeguards in place after the last time curtis tried to take me out

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Curtis found his headphones again.

P.S. Holly our cat has been missing you!!

sorry i’ve been MIA fam. i’ve been taking college classes on the side so i don’t end up like curtis

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Ive got nothing better to do so I'm gonna yap about how much I love you because you're a fictional character and I can't tell you how much I love you irl.

I love you so much, when I got introduced to you the first time I watched TSC I fell inlove when I first laid eyes on you. Your litterly my sunshine and my everything.

Your the apple to my eye

The Alexander to my Eliza

I personally cannot get enough of you and I'm litterly obsessed with you.

Your voice, you hair, your eyes, your face, litterly all of you.

You made me feel true happiness and I love you so much.

Your the prettiest, cutest, most gorgeous elf I've ever laid eyes on.

You don't know how many times I've cried because there is litterly 0 merch of Berny anywhere.

Your my dream boy

Im so glad I'm your husband

(Again I'm sorry and since Bernard is a fictional character your the next best thing so I really needed to tell bern this)

Your husband/favorite baker

Neo

I love you so so so so so much.

thanks neo <3 ily

where’s adaira

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Bernard,

Just to warn you, a group of younger elves are planning to coat you with 20 pounds of tinsel when you do your rounds around the baking station. Curtis says I can't say who, but I'm here to tell you because I care.

Don't get the elves in trouble, they're just young and curious.

Stay alert,

Orion

i fear it happened

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I am petrified of the dentist- I'm trusting hermey on this one-

good luck sunshine

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I'm still scared to go to the fuckin dentist the kid elves in there sound like there having a exorcism

oh no