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I think i’m meant only for myself
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again
Swearing in Finnish 101
1. The most imporant swear words are: - vittu (lit. cunt, used in the same way as fuck) - saatana (lit. satan, yet used almost in the same way as fuck) - perkele (our unique swear word) - helvetti (lit. hell) - jumalauta (lit. god damn it, at least close to it) - paska (lit. shit)
2. Be sure to mix and conjugate these words as much as you can. the more you use them the more finnish you are. you could say, for example, - voi vitun saatanan perkeleen helvetin vittu, vittu kun vituttaa niin helvetin vitusti se perkeleen paskapää, voi nyt oikeesti jumalauta ja helvetin saatanavittuPERKELE and it’d sound great.
3. Enjoy
4. For advanced learner, you can also use these swears/insults - painu helvettiin/vittuun (go to hell/fuck off) - haista paska (lit. smell shit, same as fuck you) - suksi vittuun (ski into a cunt) - paskiainen/mulkku/kusipää (these are like bastard/motherfucker) - voi vittujen kevät ja kyrpien takatalvi (spring of cunts and the blackberry winter of dicks) - vittu mitä paskaa (fuck this shit) - _____ on perseestä (something sucks, lit. ______ is from the ass) - paskanmarjat (shitberries) - hevonpaska (horse shit) 5. Enjoy even more
not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn't get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth's finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.
i hope february is kind to you. i hope it's a balm to the horrors that was january. i hope it embraces you in a warmth that feels like a warm blanket on a cold dark day. i hope it brings you love and bliss.
Yeah, you guess it... it's time... Happy Birthday Steven Adler, btw <3 (tag yourself)
nothing canon era fic writers could come up with will ever be as cruel as modern au fic writers putting these guys in the most basic modern scenarios. like he was born to live & die by the blade, his story was over before it began. and you made him take the bus and work a 9 to 5 job
YOU ARE SO SMALL!!
i thought i was ready when i turned the sound on. i was not. he is indeed.
so small.
turns sound on
the sound:
i have got to get more pretentious and condescending about shit no one cares about
Bittern at the grocery store
new year, no me. *vanishes into thin air*
This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.
“NO!….RATIO!!!”
Honestly obsessed with her
Cats are so great because they're this small mammal that isn't particularly smart, but if you take one into your home they'll sit you down like "okay, if we're going to be living together, we have to establish some house rules", and then get upset if you don't follow through.
Cats weren't domesticated by force, they met us halfway out of their own free will, on their own terms and on an equal level. Yes, they're dumb as shit. But they make accommodations to living with humans all the time, they know you don't speak cat so they try their best to communicate in ways that you'd understand. They do their best and you do yours, and that's what it's like living with a cat.
It's a valuable warning sign if someone hates cats. It's in your best interest to avoid people who won't make compromises with a creature they could easily crush.
i agree with all of this except for the 'easily crush' thing. you could probably defeat a cat in hand to hand combat but it would take you down with it. it would make every step of the way a nightmare. have you ever tried to give a cat a pill or a bath? they hate that. they are so sharp and so slippery and you are nothing but surface area just waiting for some claws.
cats set boundaries and they will absolutely defend them with violence. don't trust anyone who doesn't think that's extremely cool of them. people who hate cats specifically hate that they can't dominate cats.
you cannot easily crush a cat, no matter how big and strong you are, and that is one of the very best qualities of a cat.
Hating men is not:
- Progressive
- Inclusive
- Intellectual
- Open-minded
- Helpful
- Justifiable
Hating men is:
- Sexist
- Cruel
- Unnecessary
- Prejudiced
- Harmful
Friendly reminder for the next time you spew hate at an entire group of people because of something they can’t control.
I'm sorry but DESTIEL IS CANON WFT IS HAPPENING