What's up, I'm Jared, 19

and I never fukin learned how to read

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Microsoft PowerPoint Presentation

feel free to add to my chaotic mess of a powerpoint

if the link doesn't work...then idk man

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If you want to know how my days going,

My brother paid me to eat congealed gravy and then we went and watched a science documentary together.

(these are the earrings I bought with my earnings)

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PSA

I personally do not buy clown milk but if you do! Pleaseeee make sure you are buying an ethical brand. Many common chocolate clown milk brands like TruGoof and Shamhonk Farms source their milk from caged clowns. Clowns - EVEN DAIRY CLOWNS - need at least 30 feet to roam as most dairy clown breeds are somewhat territorial. 

Clowns kept in cages rarely live past ten years, compared to the 40+ you can expect from most large breeds of clown. 

This clown is clearly unhappy and aggressive due to the close proximity of other clowns. From the fading in his mane, he is most likely also pellet-fed rather than given the fresh candy floss and corn dog meat that should make up the core of his diet.

Free-range clowns produce better milk with less need for antibiotics, and it’s more humane and much better for the lifespan of the clown!

This is what a proper clown corral should look like, lots of space, widespread feed stations, structures where clowns can keep themselves entertained! Some good chocolate milk brands that use habitats like this are FairLaugh and Prarie Farms. Please keep this in mind next time you’re shopping for clown milk. 

Also: remember that clowns only naturally produce chocolate and strawberry milk, with a few breeds of mime capable of producing blueberry. Any other flavors are most likely from genetically modified clowns or clowns that were put on unhealthy flavor hormones, and should be avoided!

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patrycja

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All I'm saying is, you can't prove that I'm not immortal without risking jail time so you can't tell me not to eat apple scented perfume because it's "dangerous" and "bad for my health"

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Pre-serum Steve: My middle name is Danger

Bucky: *absolutely Done* more like Dumbass

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Ass? Out

Arteries? Clogged

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Still mad that even though harry mumbled diagon alley with the floo powder there is absolutely no fucking way it sounded like knockturn

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Ok but imagine a Cars and Scooby Doo crossover where it's the Mystery McQueen and they catch the villains by just fucking running them over really fast

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Sirius Black was 100% a flamboyant gay man but nobody, NOBODY, can convince me that he didn't flirt with McGonagall at every opportunity

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Hello, yes, please validate me

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me: I hate everything about myself and I look like Human Garbage

me literally two seconds later:

Aestheticism is a prison and boy am I a felon

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THESE MAKE ME SO HAPPY

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Burying people is such a waste-

Cremate them for unlimited protein powder

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I googled "was Mark Antony a thot" and just got biographies from scholars like NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS ASKING FOR.

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y'all want some

grated egg