The Better Twin

the name is kaleb, but you can call me kale if you really want to. student at archimedes, eighteen, and identical twin. this is a roleplay blog. i am obviously not jack harries. i'm not that cool.

[thatsstella-r]

Any girl would be lucky to have you, Kale.  If she can’t see that she’s not worth it!  Plus, when have you ever been shy?

[whatthe-kale]

Oh, I'm totally shy when the time calls for it.

[whatthe-kale]

thatsstella-r replied to your video:Oh, nothing particularly interesting. Just a song...

It’s times like this I have to wonder why you’re still single, Kale.

Because dating the person I like, or even letting them know I like them, may or may not be a really bad idea. And I don't want to take chances and have things end badly.

[whatthe-kale]

Oh, nothing particularly interesting. Just a song I kind of like.

[whatthe-kale]

The Bae? Care to educate the class on this?

It’s simple, really, Noah is the twit, Stella is the bae, and I am Stella’s bitch And bae means, “before anything else,” and is also technically a shortened form of babe, so it implies Stell is a special snowflake Aka the only person I will sit through Mean Girls for even though I’d rather stab my eyes out with a pencil

[thatsstella-r]

Isn’t he sweet, girls?  My best friend, the charmer.

[whatthe-kale]

Though when she's at tennis practice, I'm her fake boyfriend, to stop that creeper on the team from hitting on her.

[whatthe-kale]

The Bae? Care to educate the class on this?

It's simple, really, Noah is the twit, Stella is the bae, and I am Stella's bitch And bae means, "before anything else," and is also technically a shortened form of babe, so it implies Stell is a special snowflake Aka the only person I will sit through Mean Girls for even though I'd rather stab my eyes out with a pencil

[thatsstella-r]

Heyyyyyyyyy youuuuu.

Hi, Kale.  How are you and Noah?

[thatsstella-r]

After those questions maybe I shouldn’t bring you a sandwich.

I think I have all those ingredients.  If not I’m coming over to use your kitchen.

[whatthe-kale]

Really? You won't bring me a sandwich? Because I just rented a cheezy chick flick online, and I'm not watching this by myself.

[sportguysblog]

[simonwithoutthecat]

Nonono. Chair dancing isn’t gonna cut it! Ya gotta move it move it, you gotta move it move it! 

[whatthe-kale]

[peying-deactivated20141114]

wait so you’re doctor who? 

[whatthe-kale]

Of course I am.

[sportguysblog]

[simonwithoutthecat]

Can you bring the moves to this dance party, Kale? I don’t think so!

[whatthe-kale]

[thatsstella-r]

Heyyyyyyyyy youuuuu.

Hi, Kale.  How are you and Noah?

[thatsstella-r]

Aww!  Thanks, Kale!

[whatthe-kale]

Soooo.... turkey on rye, tomatos and mayo, hold the lettuce. I'll make it up to you somehow.

[peying-deactivated20141114]

then you’re not a guy, girl, puppy, dinosaur or cabbage. so what kind of alien are you.

[whatthe-kale]

You caught me. I am a time lord. Now you must come along with me in my time machine and risk potentially dying.

[sportguysblog]

[grayborg-deactivated20160917]

You sure you can keep up, man?

[whatthe-kale]

Those pancakes this morning? I made them. Simon just took the credit. And I could do a lifetime of history homework for you. 

[thatsstella-r]

Heyyyyyyyyy youuuuu.

Hi, Kale.  How are you and Noah?

[thatsstella-r]

Don’t call him that… I can always bring you a sandwich if you want.

[whatthe-kale]

Would you really? See, No, she's my favorite for a reason. Stell doesn't let me starve.

[sportguysblog]

[grayborg-deactivated20160917]

Yes.  It’s only cute when Simon and I do it.

[whatthe-kale]

I really think you guys need to consider the possibility of polygamy, because I could bring a lot to the table.

[thatsstella-r]

Heyyyyyyyyy youuuuu.

Hi, Kale.  How are you and Noah?

[whatthe-kale]

He's being a twit and won't bring me a sandwich. What else is new? How goes things on your end?

[sportguysblog]

[simonwithoutthecat]

That’s you? I thought that was Noah. You have lettuce in your teeth, by the way. 

[whatthe-kale]

Because I love you, mate, I will distract from the fact that you just had a fail. Hey tumblr, look at what I can do.

[sportguysblog]

[simonwithoutthecat]

Woah woah woah. I have nothing against pasta lovers. I think my Bubbe would kill me if I had a thing against pasta lovers. 

[whatthe-kale]

Okay, I was just clarifying. You think people will find it weird that we're talking on tumblr when you're sitting across the table from me?