I was going to hang out on tumblr...
But there’s an Italian Jew I feel inclined to go tackle. So, later.
I am okay with this. o_______o
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@simonwithoutthecat
I was going to hang out on tumblr...
But there’s an Italian Jew I feel inclined to go tackle. So, later.
I am okay with this. o_______o
So Simon...? ;)
Is adorable, obviously.
Simon, have you considered actually approaching this girl and giving her the pokeball? Like, directly?
I tried that... my tongue got inexplicably glued to the top of my mouth.
But, umm, yeah, I tagged a video that you should maybe watch. You know, maybe. Mayhaps.
But I think we blew past that a loooong time ago.
so, dat izzy? ;)
I think we've clarified that I'm not very good with words.
So Simon...? ;)
Is adorable, obviously.
Oh thanks… So, what is this I read about a pokeball?
Ah... the pokeball. I was trying to ask a girl out... it didn't go so well.
bau chicka wow wow
So Simon...? ;)
Is adorable, obviously.
Thank you. I think you're adorable, too.
Hmmm, soo...
I didn’t mean Reagan. Just try a little harder with that pokeball ok?
I haven't given up thus far! She'll get it one day!
Hmmm, soo...
Pretty sure I can help with that! I know someone interested in filling that role.
You have ears like a bat, girl. And you've been saying that since freshman year. Reagan's in grade eight, she doesn't count.
Hmmm, soo...
I’m pretty sure eighty percent of what made it onto the plate was burnt kitchen curtain. Kale’s limitations are like, breakfast food and that is it.
That's what that was? That's what happened to my elephant curtains!?!
Hmmm, soo...
Love you, Mickey. As special as Simon’s and my bond is, you’ll always be number one with me.
Hmmm, soo...
Okay, you got out of it this time. Next time, though, I really will make chicken.
Hmmm, soo...
Well I could always let Kale cook, we remember how well that ended the last time…
Don't remind me...
Hmmm, soo...
Pretty sure she wouldn’t give us a joint funeral, man.
But that is so many kinds of cruel.
Hmmm, soo...
But you and Simon are making all of tumblr think you’re going to run off and get hitched in Vegas, I think you kind of need some of that chicken…
We don't want the chicken.
Hmmm, soo...
I’ll tell you right now, Mickey. That thing you call a chicken was never a chicken. It died by eating that chicken.
So how opposed are you to a Jewish funeral?
Every epic couple needs a song. This is Graymon’s. Try to get past simon’s horrible rapping and my terrible singing. You’ll understand us more.
Ilu, man.