[jrpg-deactivated20220320]

“hey remember when you used to like—”

[chopsaws-deactivated344321]

might fuck around and break into area 51

[sisyphusshrugged]

lord forgive me but i’m back in my pjs

[clubpenguinkiller]

[spoon-crossing]

some of y’all never had to beg Resetti for forgiveness after resetting your game and it shows

[gamecubist]

a masterpost

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

as someone who experiences the passage of time i really relate to this

[gwennovynne]

who else just wants to fuck off and living in animal crossing. my neighbor is a bird. i sold three pieces of fruit and bought a sofa with the profit. caught butterflies for two straight hours. my debt exists but the debtor literally doesn’t give a single flying fuck. i wanna go drink coffee at a cafe where it’s served to me by a Gentle pigeon. everyone is happy like 99% of the time unless you whack em with a net or something idk

[imcishetanddeleting-deactivated]

if shes your girl why is she discussing naruto politics in-depth with me?

[arabwife]

if u can’t handle me at my worst, u don’t deserve me at my longest yeah boi ever

[wormget]

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

[confusedapprentice]

Me: * has panic attack, overacts, cries and breaks down*

Things: * turn out okay*

Me:

[3dspenguin]

[unclefather]

“who ARE you” 

[yoloswag444-deactivated20141017]

i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull

[teenagerposts]

Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym

[babyanimalgifs]

How are penguins not extinct?

[coffeepotsmokin-deactivated2018]

I am in tears omg

[dremoranightmares]

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

[boomboxgod]

Clumsy pillows

[siriussly-serious]

I’ve pulled my tshirt up over my face to try and hide the fact that I am crying with laughter on the coach full of people.

[mocheon-deactivated20180917]

[wildmermaids]

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday