Fai_Ryy
noise dept.
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
The Bright Sessions
tannertan36
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Color Me Curious
Cosmic Funnies
bliss lane
Discoholic 🪩
Jimmy Eat World
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pixel skylines
@theartofmadeline
#extradirty
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Today's Document
if i look back, i am lost
Mike Driver
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@whatthefuckiskmb
What it says in the description!
I have a few side blogs (updated sporadically)
@whataestheticiskmb my aesthetic blog
@whatthefuckisstartrek my Star Trek blog
@whatthefuckisacnh my Animal Crossing blog
@theorangestoner my nsfw/stoner blog
Someone wanted cuddles 🐶🧡
I love this pup 🐶 🧡
My period cramps are so bad right now that I'm literally shaking.
Feeling much better now 🧡
follow your dreams at a sustainable pace
Don't chase your dreams!
Humans are persistance hunters
Follow your dreams at a sustainable pace until they get tired and lie down.
There is this medieval book with the recipe to make rats
And the recipe is basically something like: left a bag of grain alone in a dark basement for a week, after a week you will enter and have rats.
Spontaneous generation is great
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This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
A meeping angel
In my history class, we were debating about breast feeding and all the boys were like “ew gross women should go in the bathroom or not do that in public” and I never talk in that class, but I felt compelled to input my opinion so I said “men think the display of a woman’s body is good until it’s no longer for their pleasure” and everyone just shut their mouths and looked at me
I’ve never seen so many boys open their mouth to defend themselves and have nothing come out in my life.
official boob post
just witnessed a girl spot her friend in the grocery store and instead of calling her over she started making turkey noises. and her friend, who apparently recognized her call, responded with higher pitched turkey noises before she even saw her and they used turkey echolocation to find each other. friendship between girls is a beautiful thing <3
these were grown women in their late 30's-early 40's btw. never let aging make you lose your whimsy (or your turkey calls)
The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 4.04 | Fear Itself
if you're interested in experiencing the most undignified way of having a bad time ever devised, then look no further than having a body
unfortunately if you ever want to experience the most delightful sensations this world has to offer you will also need a body for that
Instead of doing the work that I was supposed to do today, I decided to illustrate one of my biggest pet peeves.
I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.
For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.
But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.
my co-instructor has come up with an ingenious way of getting the kiddos to quiet down without making them sad. at the beginning of class he says "we'll play a game called puffer fish! when i say "puffer fish" then everyone has to imitate a puffer fish!" so when everyone is talking all at once and disrupting he shouts out "puffer fish!" and every single kid without fail closes their lips and puffs their cheeks quickly. there are no consequences for failing to do the puffer fish. the kids just really love the puffer fish.
The Subway - Chappell Roan *flashing tw/flashing lights*
