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kathaynesart

Why do Leo and Jacksepticeye both pose the same way when searching for hidden passages?

therealjacksepticeye

He’s my favourite turtle that’s why!

drunkeddiediaz

THIS IS INSANE!🤯

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furryprovocateur

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

furryprovocateur

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!

punkrock-bottom

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

akashicrecord

Sorry I screamed "communist fag" at your baby I thought he was my Tumblr mutual who also wears overalls

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Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

dogwise

PRACTICE URGE SURFING

dogwise

teumessianandlaelaps

Huh, didn't know there was a term for it. This explains why I haven't been drinking as much lately.

beardedmrbean

prokopetz

It's a shame that porn games and sim games don't have a lot of present overlap, because I feel like "horny mechsplo game where you have to actually win the fights to get to the sexy bits and it's one of those hyper-detailed 1990s era mech piloting sims that uses every single key on the keyboard" would do numbers with a very particular audience.

prokopetz

Achieving player-level immersion by making you do this before you're allowed to jerk off:

cleo-fox

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets