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"I'm hoooommmme!"
Mally gave him a strange look as she leaned against his doorframe. “What’s so funny?”
He giggled slightly. “Eh nothin’.”
She rolled her eyes and stifled a yawn. “You’re weird.”
"Yeah but admit it.". He smirked. " You like weird. "
Bathtime-Edition {Sentence Starters}
"Want me to wash your back?"
"Need more bubbles!"
"Careful, you'll get soap in your eyes!"
"Want to relax in here with me?"
"Just how long have you been soaking in there?"
"Stop splashing! You're going to make a mess!"
"Lean over, I'll wash your hair."
"You're gonna get all wrinkly if you don't get out."
"Into the tub. You need a bath!"
"Back and forth, and back and forth. TIDAL WAVE!"
"The water feels kinda cold."
"Have room for one more in there?"
"Where'd the soap go?"
"Ah! The water's too hot!"
"You have way too many bubbles in there."
"Don't let that go down the drain!"
"Could you wash my hair for me?"
"You look like a prune. Get out of the tub."
"Can you hand me a towel?"
"Agh! You got soap in my eyes, you fiend!"
"Hurry up! It's my turn for a bath."
"Mind getting me a washcloth?"
"Hop in! The tub's big enough for us both."
"I'm hoooommmme!"
“‘Polite as fuck.’” He chuckled. “We’ll aren’t you a walking oxymoron.” He snorted as he realized he made a pun, trying so hard to stifle his laughter.
Mally gave him a strange look as she leaned against his doorframe. “What’s so funny?”
He giggled slightly. "Eh nothin'."
"I'm hoooommmme!"
She chuckled, but didn’t hide the fact that she was looking Alec up and down. “Yeah, just as much as I missed your ego.” When he walked away she leaned her head back and called after him, “Do you need help unpacking?”
"If you want. Which you know you do." You could hear his smug smirk.
"I’m helping, but because it’s polite,” she explained on her way back to his bedroom. “I’m polite as fuck.”
"'Polite as fuck.'" He chuckled. "We'll aren't you a walking oxymoron." He snorted as he realized he made a pun, trying so hard to stifle his laughter.
Random Starter Sentences From Idk for Fits and Giggles.
"So I can't get off without you anymore...."
"First I fell in love with you...then I lost my belt."
"Why is it that every time I come over here I lose my pants?"
"It's your smell. I'm addicted to it."
"I can't believe you're here. I got butterflies."
"I need you for a lifetime."
"I waited my whole life for you. I can wait another 2 months."
"I love you too much to end this just because I'll miss you when you go away."
"What are you gonna do when I'm not here to hold you together?"
"My home isn't home, anymore. You are."
"Boob pillow!"
"How are you even able to continue talking with what I'm doing to you?"
"We just hugged for an hour... In the rain."
"I don't want let you go. I'm so lame!"
"Don't cry. I'm not gone yet."
"No. You're not leaving. Not while you're still mad at me. Not until we talk this out."
"I absolutely adore you. It's kinda crazy."
"Come here and hold meeee!"
"I have girls' undies all over my room. No more!"
Bf: *cleaning out his parents pool* Hey bae!
Me: what?
Bf: look! Its your friend! The dormouse! He drowned in the pool!
Me: *comes around and sees the carcass at the bottom of the pool. Gives him a dirty look* That's a rat. *docks boyfriend points* Jerk.
((Sass is like cheese. The longer it's left untouched, the stronger it gets.....))
"I'm hoooommmme!"
"Not particularly, no." Mally teased, looking up when Alec walked in.
He glared. “Right.” He picked up his bag again. “Like you didn’t miss this.” He pushed up his shirt to flash his abs as he headed to his room.
She chuckled, but didn’t hide the fact that she was looking Alec up and down. “Yeah, just as much as I missed your ego.” When he walked away she leaned her head back and called after him, “Do you need help unpacking?”
"If you want. Which you know you do." You could hear his smug smirk.
((Drew you incredible human being I love you))
"I'm hoooommmme!"
He dropped his bag on the floor. “Anyone miss me?”
"Not particularly, no." Mally teased, looking up when Alec walked in.
He glared. "Right." He picked up his bag again. "Like you didn't miss this." He pushed up his shirt to flash his abs as he headed to his room.
"I'm hoooommmme!"
He dropped his bag on the floor. "Anyone miss me?"
Random Starter Sentences From Idk for Fits and Giggles.
"So I can't get off without you anymore...."
"First I fell in love with you...then I lost my belt."
"Why is it that every time I come over here I lose my pants?"
"It's your smell. I'm addicted to it."
"I can't believe you're here. I got butterflies."
"I need you for a lifetime."
"I waited my whole life for you. I can wait another 2 months."
"I love you too much to end this just because I'll miss you when you go away."
"What are you gonna do when I'm not here to hold you together?"
"My home isn't home, anymore. You are."
"Boob pillow!"
"How are you even able to continue talking with what I'm doing to you?"
"We just hugged for an hour... In the rain."
"I don't want let you go. I'm so lame!"
"Don't cry. I'm not gone yet."
"No. You're not leaving. Not while you're still mad at me. Not until we talk this out."
"I absolutely adore you. It's kinda crazy."
"Come here and hold meeee!"
"I have girls' undies all over my room. No more!"
Apply bun directly to face for happiness.
This is how Alec rolls.
*cue adorable blush on the muse*
Me: Finally finished this full time work week! Glad to be back so I can write! WOAH 5 NEW MESSAGES I’M SO EXCITED! LET’S START WRITING!
Inbox:
Me: Cool bye.
EXQUEEZE ME?!?!! To the anon:
To you:
That anon was just bored and jealous of your awesome.
((I believe the time has come for reverse verse zombies))
"Hey there!"
"Annndd what brings YOU here of all people?". He reached for his blue button-down.
*leaps out in full zombie get up.* "RAWRRRRRRRRR!"
Kerry screamed and fell back onto her arse, scrambling to try and get away.
Alec practically collapses with laughter
After catching her breath she grabbed the closest object and threw it as hard as she could at him, “You ass!”
He ducked. Underland champion plus living in a house full of women helped him to develop excellent reflexes. "Not sorry," he barely got out between chortles.
