J'ai tué ma mère

I plan to live alone with 20 cats. All of which I have already named.

[1amgirl]

[dynastylnoire]

why you bake me

[everythingfox]

Kekekeke *fox laugh*

Photo by Louise Beech

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[serious]

Raise your words, not voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.

Rumi

today’s mantra

(via serious)

[devaneador-infinitomundo-deacti]

[twitterlols]

[kitchikishangout]

I just heard two kids playing outside and one goes

‘I do not fear the dark side’

then another kid goes

‘YOU SHOULD’

and then I just hear a WHACK noise and then crying

[cascadingcrusader]

That is the sound of childhood happening

[awwww-cute]

[ohrendelle]

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

[itsajensenthing-archive-deactiv]

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

[plantfae]

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

[mysharona1987]

[failnation]

Kansas City fire department saves Kansas City police department from elevator.

[time-and-trauma-deactivated2019]

Oh they’re not going to hear the end of this lmfao

[sickfantasyyyyyyyyyy]

I CANT BREATHE

[whatwouldharrydo-blog]

me watching 20 min/episode shows: it's been 4 days and i've finished all 7 seasons

me watching 40 min/episode shows: it's been 8 months and i've seen 3 episodes and a half

[love-personal]

[thebootydiaries]

proof that the sun is fake

if the sun is real then y is it winter and the snow cold my house and i am crying????? nice try atheists

[spiralddt]

mythbusters season finale: proving the existence of god

“okay so what were gonna do is straight up kill Jamie Hyneman, then strap a go-pro to his ghost and see where it goes”

[meanplastic]