Lame blog, hella life

[lovedroughts]

[whatwouldjesus-do69]

album opening lyrics: lana del rey ↪ born to die, ultraviolence, honeymoon

[zurimagazine]

This is ALL her hair. No Photoshop, just purely Natural.

Her Beauty is Unmatched

[stoked-soul-blog]

😍

[whatwouldjesus-do69]

I have two really good ex boyfriends that I'm still close to, each of them helped me with my two obsessions (aquariums and minecraft). Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside when I think about those two (😎). Then I remember the lard 😂

[whatwouldjesus-do69]

Me: *talking to bae*

XBOX live person: oh, is that one of your girlfriends?

Bae: oh fu-

Me: WHAT DOES HE MEAN "one of your girlfriends"

Bae: there's no other-

Me: I DUMPED MY SIDE DICK FOR YOU!

Bae: babe, he just being st-

Me: I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS SHIT LIkE WItH MY EX!

Bae: yes dear

[moonemojii]

when you’re on ur computer and someone’s standing behind u

[memeguy-com]

Did someone violate my cranberries

[fitstrudel]

If I could just get nutrients fucked into me that would make life way easier.

[birdyally-deactivated20151029]

gettin that Vitamin D kno what im sayin

[pizza]

i’m going to name my daughter casserole so then she’ll get the nickname cass and people will be like “oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?” and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole

[chasemcgill-deactivated20170714]

tumblr drags people for being close-minded and i get it, but at a certain point i’m like damn, stop with the superiority complex and give people a chance to grow, lord knows you didn’t come out of the womb a social justice blogger with a steve rogers obsession

[svssybone-blog]

YES

[did-you-know]

“Do the actors’ genitals ever touch?” How Sex Scenes in the Movies Really Work..

I would never have guessed they use exercise balls.

Continue reading. 

[fakescience]

Polar Bear Myths

[whatwouldjesus-do69]

Actually decided to add my boyfriend on Facebook. Man, this be serious, next I'll want to hold his hand ✌🏻️

[humorrelated]

I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world

[orlandobloomers]

[orlandobloomers]

this is my great grandmas antique gravy bowl and i just got yelled at for disrespecting it with pizza rolls

[altearia]

Every single line of dialogue in this movie is a masterpiece.

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

Need this on here😩

[breninarthur]

wait who molested five kids and has a tv show???

[actual-ex-radfem]

the “19 kids and counting” eldest son Josh, who has his own show since marrying some other mega-family’s daughter

[loverneharder]

OKAY THIS VIDEO IS ICONIC TOO

[saiasus]

FUCK RUPAUL!!!!!!!

[dirtylittledamsel]

this counts as an act of violence and i take personal offense to this