still here, fortunately

I'm LG | she/her | 26 pokemon, funnies, cartoons n stuff

[satan-is-a-heterophobe]

mcqueen

[itsthemink]

mcqueen

[illinoisiest]

im begging of you please dont take my man

[tonsimonsi]

Need some fables AESOP

[im-mender]

post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired

all the replies: you're a fucking idiot

*after act 2*

all the replies: how the fuck did you know that

[im-mender]

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

[transgenderer]

employment is wire mother, grad school is cloth mother. how did i not realize this before

[feldfrog]

Whales have a heart the size of a small car. Imagine if they learned the true meaning of Christmas

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[anarqueeen]

Can someone do a blackout poetry on this post and make it say something funny like penis or balls

Thanks in advance

[muttgirl-bixxi]

[anarqueeen]

Can I have a single fucking thing.

[altearia]

[feignedremote]

Common Frank Bidart banger (from "In the Ruins," in Half-Light: Collected Poems 1965-2016)

[writhe]

was i normal / forgivable / worth saving at the party last night? be honest haha 😂 🙈

[funstyle]

Saw something magical today. Kid in front of us on our flight (prob 4-5 years old) playing a wordle type game and his two first guesses were MOMMY and DADDY

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[hannahlockillustration]

Sir Ditto. Based on Tudor portraits.

Day 23 of drawing Ditto...

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean

[aromanticsky]

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

[hannahlockillustration]

Added some new prints and original drawings to my shop!

[hannahlockillustration]

Vitruvian Ditto.

Day 20 of drawing Ditto...