a failed show rabbit

shakespeare and i have three things in common: our birthday, our banter, and our bisexuality Aly [22] in NYC by way of NJ/Bryn Mawr [17] (she/her/hers)

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[serious]

you > everything

[poinsciuri]

sometimes the authors intentions…. dont matter

[wanderersintheshadowedland-deac]

sometimes the authors intentions…….. are worse

[onceiwashere]

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

[heatseekingbehavior]

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

[wiltkingart]

gay astronauts on a romantic honeymoon space adventure (oil on canvas 10" x 10")

[neuroflux]

@agentleavens !!!!

[thorodinson]

The greatest thing about Wonder Woman is how good and kind and loving she is, yet none of that negates any of her power. – Patty Jenkins

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

i never thought i would get into the bachelorette but this was the single best thing ive ever seen on television

[marrtmaduke]

That’s it, I’m jumping on board this show.

[imathers]

I’m pretty much watching 80% for Rose Buddies, but this was incredible and I’m so glad I saw it.

[khealywu]

Whaaaaaaaaat?

[thesheertruth]

oh

[wheaatprivilege]

me: baby talk dirty to me

my gf: meal planning. a giant white board in our kitchen with a calendar on it. the container store

me: 💦💦💦

[sweetestesthome]

[thatssothreeeyedraven-deactivat]

[thekwikemart]

[lenazorel-deactivated20200807]

“you will always be my friend, and i will always protect you.”

[cleffery]

to quote @wheaatprivilege: “there is no heterosexual explanation for this”

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

not to offend anyone on here but like,,,,y'all need to get outside more, exist in the real world for a while and stop getting pressed over trivial shit that really genuinely doesn’t matter in the big picture that is life

[gayinquisition]

#This website is bad for the mental health of young people honestly#all social media is but this one in particular#The tone and attitude of this website is so unbelievably damaging I could literally write a dissertation on it#you think you’re progressive but actually this website is one of the most oppressive environments#you can’t have any opinion without immediately being attacked for it#regardless of what the opinion is; liberal or conservative or moderate#it literally doesn’t matter where your opinion falls#on this website your opinion is wrong and you’re an asshole for having it#even the attempts at social justice on here are questionable bc so many of u only know what this website has told you#and it’s so unbelievably polarising in its messages#social justice on here is extremist in its tone #and it’s just#so damaging to the way people think and feel and behave#and so many people spend significant portions of their life on here and this becomes their reality#but it’s not real it’s all a hyper inflated version of reality#u need to log off and check in with the real world away from this site#if ur offended by this ur exactly the person this post was targeted to

[birdasaurus]

[busymarina]

15 things I tell myself when I don't want to work/study

1. You are very lucky and privileged to have access to almost unlimited knowledge and you should appreciate that. 2. Be one of those rare people who step over their insecurities and succeed. 3. Only 5 minutes. Only today. (Repeat it 5 minutes later and every day). 4. You will know what to do as soon as you start. Ideas never appear from inactivity. 5. Make yourself proud. 6. One hour every day doesn’t feel much but it’s 365 hours a year. You can’t not succeed after so much work. 7. It’s not supposed to be easy. Nothing good is easy. 8. If you had a child to look after, you’d make them study because you want them to accomplish something. Don’t you love yourself? 9. “Everything you want is on the other side of fear” George Adair 10. Every mistake increases our chance to make progress. 11. If you give up now, you’ll have to return to this later anyway but from the very beginning. 12. Let the process be your result. 13. Every moment you thought your fears would suppress you has become the time you made it. 14. Maybe you think you can never find something to use your skills and mindset for. But if you continue investing in what matters to you, it will find its way out there. 15. I allow you to think globally. You have a right to the boldest dream.

[shitmawrterssay]

Senior Thesis & Research Proposed Titles

1. Bench Migration Patterns on Bryn Mawr’s Campus: I Have Never Seen Anyone Carrying a Bench, How Do They Move?

2.  The Mysterious Life of Bobby Pins and Hair Ties: The Quantum Physics of Disappearing into Thin Air 3. Check Your Privilege at the Door: How Many Discussions Do We Need to Change Stuff? 4. Breaking the Seal: The Breakdown of Important Proteins or Something with Enzymes Probably and Your Bladder 5. Will This Be on the Exam?: Education in America, and Yes There Will Be A Quiz at the End.  6. Where Did You Get Those Shoes?: Consumers and Market Stuff 7. Feminism in Films: I Chose These Films Because They Were on Netflix and I Didn’t Want to Walk to Canaday 8. The New Nuclear Family: A Case Study Featuring the Kardashians

9. A Linguistic Study of Faux Science Babble in Star Trek: The Universal Translator Can’t Even Understand What Engineering Just Said 

10. How to Find A Thesis Topic: A Philosophical Perspective on the Exploration of Knowledge

[unstableidentity-archive]

my friend: [needs comfort]

me: oh Dang what are the Comfort Words

[motorcyclegirlfriends]

me: *flipping through the manual* there there?

my friend: *cries harder*

me: oh No they were the wrong Comfort Words