Martmaduke

A mostly sad comedy nerd.

[jasvvy]

the match was over before i even got to say how cool it is to see nicole matthews on TV. 

[marrtmaduke]

Truly SO exciting to see some of Vancouver’s best local talent on Dynamite! One of the most fun wrestlers to watch, both live and on TV.

[ebugsdotjpeg]

[mith-gifs-wrestling]

This particular exchange was fantastic because it was a reminder of two things.

1. They each know each other’s weaknesses–Sami desperately wants to be seen as clever; Kevin desperately wants to be seen as honest–and they will use this knowledge ruthlessly to hurt each other.

2. They have–clearly and hilariously–been friends since they were teens, and they still argue like it.

[marrtmaduke]

The energy:

[sandmandaddy69]

[marrtmaduke]

[skruttet]

“FISH”

[stormy-nights-are-best]

Why is Moomin on fire

[skruttet]

this ain’t about him

[marrtmaduke]

Midsommar (2019)

[internet-sentences]

Werner herzog

[mortalityplays]

when I first saw this quote I was like 'that's either david lynch or hideo kojima' and then read the source and realised it's the third and last of their species

[bloodblusters]

here's some other great bits from the interview

[kaijutegu]

everyone stop what you’re doing and look at this baby pelican

[kaijutegu]

[kaijutegu]

his power grows

[kaijutegu]

please… he’s getting too strong…

[kaijutegu]

please… stop… i beg of you…

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[therealjasonx]

[averyterrible]

How much time and attention did you spend on these scripts? Another “Simpsons” writer once compared your scripts to finely tuned machines—if the wrong person mucked with them, the whole thing could blow up.

All of my time and all of my attention. It’s the only way I know how to write, darn it. But I do have a trick that makes things easier for me. Since writing is very hard and rewriting is comparatively easy and rather fun, I always write my scripts all the way through as fast as I can, the first day, if possible, putting in crap jokes and pattern dialogue—“Homer, I don’t want you to do that.” “Then I won’t do it.” Then the next day, when I get up, the script’s been written. It’s lousy, but it’s a script. The hard part is done. It’s like a crappy little elf has snuck into my office and badly done all my work for me, and then left with a tip of his crappy hat. All I have to do from that point on is fix it. So I’ve taken a very hard job, writing, and turned it into an easy one, rewriting, overnight. I advise all writers to do their scripts and other writing this way. And be sure to send me a small royalty every time you do it.

John Swartwelder, Simpsons writer, from https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-new-yorker-interview/john-swartzwelder-sage-of-the-simpsons

[bogleech]

“The Barbarian and the Troll” is a new Nickelodeon show which is generally cute but like most human achievements will probably never be as funny as this one scene ever again.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dynamics-of-an-asteroid]

Parts Unknown: Newfoundland

[calmandtalented]

[koyo-koyo]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Bimbo and himbo moment

[kingpin-of-steel-act2]

I want this

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

me as a mom

[blairwitchapologist]

i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen

[spockmitzvah]

[spockmitzvah]

when i find myself in times of trouble, bong hit jean luc comes to me

[jennerallydrawing]

i been gamin’

[deepetch]

This is awesome on so many levels.

Ladies and Gentlemen i present to you John Carpenter’s The Thing, as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit children’s animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle, in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.