I'm Nobody. Are you nobody too?

I'm Jon. 31. (main blog of asrasotherbottom/panoptibollocks/mychemicalratmance) Non-binary trans, fat, celiac, adhd, etc. Read my about before following if you want. Pronouns:ze/hir or they/them icon by@malakdevorak cover by @froggy-edits

[itsc]

if youre fat and queer i hope youre having a really good day

[itmeansalot]

My Jim Partner Is A Binturong?

[plaguedocboi]

You know what? You’re right. Thank you south carolina aquarium

[hardwrench]

world of warcraft dialog is always stuff like “No… we must cleanse this hideous taint!”

[strawberrykidneystone]

forgot how BAD dating apps are jesus christ i need to find my soulmate here on tumblr.com

[moveslikekeithrichards]

trying to calculate which part of your godforsaken body you should aim to preserve while choosing a sleeping position on any given night

[budgets]

can i have you

just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk

[lilyblisslys]

me when I see furniture on the curb

[kedreeva]

I think that part of what irks me about AI being used even for "small" stuff like meme graphics (aside from all the larger problems obviously) is like.... the time spent on it was part of the humor. "this is a silly inconsequential joke but I had to stop everything and spend 5 minutes making it" was, at least for me, part of the joke. Someone really took time out of their day to make me look at something silly they took time out of their day to make. Now it's like someone took time out of my day to make me look at something no one even made. Stop wasting my time if you aren't wasting yours too.

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

[guelwaar]

i have formed an opinion that isn't worth expressing

[ttaibhse]

love this can’t believe it only has 1 like

[calamitysong]

I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

[everydaywomble]

but here's the thing

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[snailkites]

Crested Caracara being allopreened by two Black Vultures! This is such an interesting behavior and one that's typically one-way (preening by vultures to caracara). Here you can see the caracara either attempting to reciprocate but getting rebuffed by both vultures, or telling them to stop for now.

[Video source]

[mellifexfarm]

who even is this guy

[austaylian]

today a coworker said ‘does anyone notice that when you use Copilot to draft an email it gets grammar wrong?’ And I said ‘you need AI to draft an email?’ And suddenly I’m in the wrong

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...