They told me if I made this blog- I would DIE.

Edward/Atlas • 19 • He/It/They • Main Blog @enigmatic-enigmas

[wheatley-bread]

Welcome... TO MY LAIR!!-

--I meant Portal blog. Portal blog is what I meant.

• I go by he/him, it/its, and they/them

• Although this blog is mostly for Portal, I may post about other vaguely similar games here as well (Such as TF2 and TSP)!

• Played through both Portal and Portal 2

• Unfortunately I'm too scared to play TF2, but I am up-to-date on all of the comics and lore!

• I have most of the TSP endings, but I haven't been able to get TSPUD yet :[

• Ashamed Wheatley apologist

• My main blog is @enigmatic-enigmas !

• And my secret project blog is @secretsofaperture

[kirumarythechair]

Imagine hes like super small and not the size of a freezsr

[squuote]

m,y buucket:)

[wheatley-bread]

Deep in old Aperture...

[milkflys]

this is where i post from

[d1-town-05]

Portal 2 // THE ITCH

"The body he's squatting in - MY body - has a built-in euphoric response to testing. Eventually you build up a resistance to it, it can get a little… unbearable. Unless you have the mental capacity to push past it. It didn't matter to me - I was in it for the science. Him, though…"

[streco3y]

"Mister Pauling 👉👈"

[wheatley-bread]

My favorite moron is now REAL and IN MY HOUSE!

[dipdipdiplodocus-deactivated202]

Can I request Wheatley attempting to do a kickflip but he just falls on his face because hes a core lol

VERY RUSHED, I JUST WANTED TO DO A QUICK PORTAL POST AGAIN (i SWEAR i'm still here guys)