you're saying this radio gave you head?

posts that are funnier when you're objectum! you can submit posts by tagging this blog in reblogs/replies or through dms

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hi! if you're new here, welcome to funnier-when-objectum, a blog for posts that are funnier when you're objectum! but i'm sure you could figure that out from the url and blog description lol.

if you're not familiar, being objectum means being attracted to inanimate objects. it can be romantic, sexual, or any other type of attraction. it does not inherently mean that we believe objects to be sentient, though some of us do, and it also does not inherently mean that we aren't attracted to people, though not all of us are.

i'm currently the sole mod of this blog! vinny, the previous mod, left in june of 2023 and i have taken it over in his place. i use they/them pronouns. anything tagged with mod brick was posted by me, and anything not tagged with that was posted by vinny in the past. i'm called mod brick because of an in-joke this blog has developed

if you don't want to see asks or other posts unrelated to the theme of this blog, you can block the tag #not funnier

any hate sent to this blog will just be deleted, so don't waste your time. if you have any questions, i'll do my best to answer them!

[sonofshu]

[sappy-the-creature]

That's so real what the heck

[doodlebug091]

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[cheaphalloweencostume]

im the evil cinephile they warned you about. i fuck the movies and i think its idiotic and pedestrian that you do not fuck the movies.

[aroace-nut-case]

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[sixthrock]

everyone knows about Human Pet Guy but i feel like only the real tumblr OGs remember Train Fucker Guy. the dude who would show up on literally every post even tangentially related to social justice issues being all internet tough guy like “unlike you sjws I’m not so easily triggered, there’s only two genders and white privilege isn’t real, lol u mad” and then you went on his blog and all his other posts were about him being very openly, proudly sexually attracted to trains. I dont remember his url because he would change it every two days but you always knew it was him, his icon was usually some ms paint anthropomorphic train girl with huge tits. everyone would immediately just be like “heyyy it’s Train Fucker” every time he popped up just like they do with Human Pet Guy

[zzzucker]

they actually had a crossover

[countingonaverymerrychristmas]

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[infiniteinterior]

Koyaanisqatsi

[paragonerrr]

A collection

[burningcomputerpersona]

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[homophobla]

which of these buttons is the most fuckable? ↓

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Voting ended onJan 19

[tplural]

someone PROBABLY already did this (if not I'm VERY surprised) but

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[unbearable-lightness-of-ink]

dear smut writers,

to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it's in basically every sex scene ever

a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it's also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes

so when you say things like this:

I am imagining things like this:

[perniciousprophet]

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[threedollarsdotcom]

got stood up by a laptop at the internet cafe

[nearlovesskitty]

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[seobot]

[transferns]

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[dostoyevsky-official]

i was also thinking about how sensual the snow was, how suggestive the curves of the snowbanks appeared, their softness

[a--ng3l]

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[hghhhhh-big-boys]

This is how some of yall will end up if you keep liking and reblogging my posts

[3e3a33]

[apolladay]

Sexiest math operation?

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Voting ended onMar 2

[rogueinkglitch]

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Scaroused

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from r/doohickeycorporation's rules

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this thing from my school’s anon chat app or whatever

that’s me at the bottom 💔

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