Something Weird This Way Comes

Alicia (or Alice). Maryland. Special effects makeup artist, degree in audio production, multi national racing champion, ex-Disney Cast member.

[funnytwittertweets]

[elk64]

« PAVO ». Constellation of the peacock. Print with gold foil now available on nebula’s KS LINK

[mysharona1987]

[crossstitchworld]

Stay out of my mirror, Bloody Mary 🙅🏻‍♀️ by yarndrasil

[animalcrossingmemes]

[fiendir]

[wheelsandgears]

Haven’t been on here in a hot minute and glad to see some falling out happened with SN from SPG where he admitted to hooking up with fans or something cuz… yeah. He’s 100% guilty of it. I knew he was no longer with the band but I didn’t see any type of confession type stuff from him when I heard about it so good to see he owned up to being a manipulative shit 🙃. Doesn’t make it better, but at least its something.

[bunjywunjy]

Thanksgiving Goldfish: Good

thanksgiving goldfish: GREAT

(car accidents bad)

[lazywitchling]

If you're witchin' and you know it, clap your hands... [clap clap]

If you're witchin' and you know it, clap your hands... [clap clap]

If you suck at making rhymes-- [hums vaguely] [clap clap]

[wheelsandgears]

Hello I’m back to blog and shitpost my way through another life crisis

[shock]

love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good

[bobbimorses]

it’s jeff! infinity comic #8

[catasters]

[traegorn]

Hot take here.

[lastvalyrian]

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

[cosmic-aria]

This one?:

[goldturnedgray]

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

[katco-cereal]

[1-800-blurambles]

here u go 

[raccooncomic]

121. Nightmare

[wanhedars-deactivated20210712]

WANDAVISION | DARCY LEWIS

[lohboh]

Someone needs to make a masterpost of fucked up Neopets facts because literally every time I reminisce about that game I remember something ridiculous such as

• The prize wheel that would take literal hours to spin and would occassionaly reward you with a screamer

• Neopets having petpets and the petpets having petpetpets which were just parasites

• The laboratory ray that was extremely fucking expensive to use having a chance of turning petpets into piles of ash

• A random chance for the game to just steal neopoints from you every time you navigate pages and there being a leaderboard for the unluckiest people that month

[cungadero]

there’s a game you can only play at 12:00 am to 1:00 am every day

players lined up en masse for waking up turmaculus and PRAYING that he would be nice enough to eat their goddamn petpet and give them a special site avatar for it

there was an item that you could buy for millions of neopoints in a “hidden” (used loosely) shop that you could use in the site’s battle feature to turn your opponent’s neopet into another color and species of neopet PERMANENTLY, undoing all their work on getting that rare paintbrush instantly

[headlessandhellbent]

Let’s not forget the magna pool where you have a random 10 minutes time slot once a day to throw your pet into lava to have them get a fireball paint color. Did I mention a RANDOM 10 MINUTE SLOT in a 24/hr time frame??????

[plantb0t]

There’s a lever that you can pull that does nothing except for steal your money and have a very low chance of giving you an avatar

They had a halloween event featuring the characters from supernatural as neopets

The old event hidden somewhere on the site where the staff members had a murder mystery and you could watch the flash animations of all the staff members being killed until only one was left

[nyanbinary-zack-foster]

Im sorry the halloween event where what

[plantb0t]

Neopets Sam and Dean

[soupsy-daisy-deactivated2023072]

i. what?

[savefrog]

Neopets used to claim inappropriate pet names so they couldn’t be used on an account names Baduser and the neopet named genital is holding a hotdog

Only one neopet in the Neopets universe owns a car (Nigel the Chia)

There was a battledome item that would let you turn your opponent’s expensive precious painted pet into a Chia

There was a also a battledome item that would let you just PERMANENTLY DELETE your opponent’s potentially very expensive weapon

There was once Neopets mobile…before the era of Smartphones. The only way to access one of the Neopets lands was through a T Mobile subscription service that ended in 2009 and there’s still no way to access it

[lesbianshepard]

The avatar that took users three years to figure out after it’s release because of the ridiculously specific requirements

The original version of the penguin pet Bruce was straight up a picture of the real-life English television entertainer Bruce Forsyth 

An incident where switching over servers caused a glitch that users exploited to clone incredibly expensive items. After it was fixed any mention of the incident on the Neoboards got you frozen (somtimes permanently) with a message on how Neopets was safe and had never been hacked.