Mucking About In My Time At Portia

Having way more fun than I should while playing this game. Currently playing through the Early Access version on Steam.

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I believe you meant to say “Thank you, Builder. You even gave me strengthened glass when you had like zero tempering liquids left, what a nice person.”

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Picking up all the poop before Oaks does his rounds so he just stands in the middle of the landscape like he’s lost his purpose in life.

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Next time Emily asks for help with her lost chicks, I’m also gonna look for the subtlety she clearly dropped on the way here.

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The face and words of a man who secretly wants to hit his daughters in the face with a hundred snowballs.

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TFW you think it’s rly cute that Higgins drew himself that way and you also want to bash him over the head with an industrial furnace.

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Love to watch you leave.

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How dare you, sir! I’ve been swiping nothing but bronze and copper bars from you!

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I doubt it’s for your company, Gust.

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Sitting in a corner of the room waiting for my stamina to regen like an axe-wielding murderer.

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Life goals, tbh.

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Looking up while it’s raining in this game is such a mood.

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Gurl...I’m wearing a bikini right now and the game won’t even let me get into the water.

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I see Gust’s skills have noticeably improved since Early Access.

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Journalism in Portia at its finest.

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Portia’s Black Friday be like

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New character, touching the game again since Early Access.

IDC that it’s chilly out at Spring 1, I’m wearing these damn freebies in the mail like God intended.

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Ooo! Guess I found the hottie spot—

K, nevermind.