When A Panda Attacks

Technically a Professional Actress

[escuerzoresucitado]

[chaostheoryy]

Waiter: So, what would you like to order?

Greg: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?

Nick: Listen, man, I'm flattered but I'm not-

Greg, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fast I can drink this.

[themaarika]

could i offer you some round bears in these trying times?

[peachyoatmeal]

(Image desc: A drawing of eight round brown bears in various positions. End of desc.)

[when-a-panda-attacks]

So I suffer from ptsd and I have multiple triggers. I recently recalled a memory from my Bad Time TM and it was so weird how this disorder destroyed this memory. Instead of it being a regular memory it only existed in a memory of me telling that story. Almost like instead of saving a video to your phone and uploading it, you recorded the screen from a different phone and then deleted the original video.

[politijohn]

The Senate is currently trying to pass a COVID-19 “relief” bill that grants corporations liability immunity if their employees die of the virus. 

Meanwhile…

[when-a-panda-attacks]

Not to be that person but Walmart did give a pay increase to customer facing employees

[unclefather]

you: *are my hair tie* 

my cat: 

[bestviralposts]

*the baby is out of me* ❤️

amazing how calm the dad is ❤️

credit: Daily Mail Australia : fb page

[tiffanarchy]

this is so beautiful!

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

On one hand, when my wife was delivering my son I was freaking the fuck out in my head watching it go down, but I also knew that I needed to remain as calm as possible to not add to an already stressful situation.  So I did my best to calm my nerves and be as supportive as I could be for my wife.  So I kind of get how calm the dad is here.

But on the other hand.  Holy fucking shit.  They both handled this super fucking well.  Kudos to dad and definitely a huge fucking kudos to mom.  These people are fucking champions.

[when-a-panda-attacks]

Honestly when he said we did it in my head I went WEE???

[pinkbloodmusic]

[chemicaljupiter]

a gift from me 2 u ♡

[when-a-panda-attacks]

Hobby Lobby ™ is what god intended

[when-a-panda-attacks]

I wonder if people would buy pairings and embroidery from me if I posted it on Etsy

[kiwi]

I NEED A HIMBO

IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HIMBO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT

hes gotta be strong

and hes gotta be fast

and hes gotta be dumb and polite

[unpretty]

the older i get the weirder it is that not a single p.e. teacher in my entire school career was able to recognize the difference between “a child who doesn’t get enough exercise” and “a child with serious health problems impeding their ability to exercise in this particular way”

[unpretty]

you know what else is weird? we had to do that fitness test every year but like… we never actually… learned how to do the things they tested us on…

like, now that i am an adult i have learned how to build up my strength so i can do pushups, but that seems like something they could have taught us? in school? in the class where they tested our ability to pushups? they never taught us how to work our way up to actually doing a chin-up, or whatever. even if i had just been “out-of-shape” (as a CHILD), nothing they did would have solved that problem. i did not learn how to exercise in a functional way until i was out of school and teaching myself, so i’m not sure what those p.e. classes were even intended to accomplish, really.

[unpretty]

people are adding a lot of horror stories to this post that are really similar to mine (exercise-induced asthma, running the mile every friday, coughing nonstop for hours afterward and never actually getting any faster or building up any endurance, fainting at least once and not even getting sent to the nurse) but

to add something to the “really obvious shit any idiot could have told me” list

they taught us that the average walking speed should be 3mph, and i consistently tried on treadmills to walk at 3mph, and that always seemed really fucking fast to me and i never understood why

i’m 5′2″

i was in my twenties before i realized that i cannot go that fast because i have short fucking legs

why did grown-ass adults with eyes try to teach my short ass that i should be able to walk an easy mile in 20 minutes

[nerdfightingandbooks]

Literally my lesbian p.e./health teacher in 8th grade is the only reason I got decent sex ed and how to lift weights, work out in reps, etc. All other p.e. teachers, health teachers, really just did the normal bs.

[when-a-panda-attacks]

Not to argue with op about ability, because people are built different and can do different things.

I also had horrible experiences with PE but I know now it’s from a heart condition but...

I’m 5’0” and when I use a treadmeal if I’m not going Atleast 4.0 I feel like it’s not fast enough....so maybe it’s not short legs?

[when-a-panda-attacks]

Toxic Femininity

I have seen a ton of post recently talking about how toxic masculinity hurts society and young boy. I completely agree. I have seen a few post talk about toxic femininity, but I have yet to see one completely get it “right.” In my experience toxic femininity has come with the urge to compete with other girls and being embarrassed by my own body at a really young age.

When I was in fifth grade, I used to cover my legs with my arms when anyone sat next to me. I was embarrassed by my leg hair and would frequently beg my mom to shave. Now being a lot older (and absolutely not caring what others think) I barely shave at all.

The same goes for competing with other girls. Girls don’t need to compare or compete with eachother. We don’t need to be the most beautiful or curvy or fierce.

This is an especially important message for young girls and trans girls/women. If you want to shave, shave. But don’t change yourself because you’re worried you’re not girly or pretty enough

[when-a-panda-attacks]

Hey guys so I’m kinda looking for an emote artist for twitch! If you or a friend is great at cartoons and knows the twitch culture feel free to message me and we can work out rates!

[zloyxp]

Pyro…….. referenced from Pause’s irl golf vlog…. from like 2016 JHDKJAJDK

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

“It’s not my cup of tea, but others can drink it.” - Pyro