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JESUS H. PEANUT SAUCE CHRIST, TITAYA'S IS BACK OPEN

BY THE WAY, TITAYA'S IS CLOSED FOR A FEW MONTHS WHILE THEY REMODEL.

WHEN THE S. LAMAR DRAFTHOUSE CLOSED

And now you have to drive all the way to Slaughter :(

THE FIRST GIRL AT THE AUSTIN H&M

WHEN YOU RE-ENACT THE LION KING EVERY TIME YOU'RE AT THE TOP OF MT. BONNELL

WHEN YOU'RE SO DRUNK THAT YOU FORGOT HOW TO EAT BEST WURST

WHEN THERE ARE 75,000 PEOPLE AT ACL, BUT YOU STILL RUN INTO ALL THE DOUCHEBAGS YOU KNOW

WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO THROUGH A GNAT CLOUD ON TOWN LAKE

WHEN YOU'RE STILL USING YOUR STUDENT ID TO RIDE THE BUS FOR FREE

And your friend's just jealous they don't have one too

WHEN RYAN STINKIN' GOSLING IS IN TOWN AGAIN

And you can practically hear the rumble of estrogen taking over the city.

TWO WORDS: COLD FRONT

WHEN YOU WIN AT CHICKEN SHIT BINGO

WHEN IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME AT BIG TOP CANDY SHOP

WHEN THIS GIF ACCURATELY SUMS UP MY THOUGHTS ON LANCE ARMSTRONG

WHEN YOU HEAR WHAT LAWS ARE BEING PASSED BY THE STATE OF TEXAS

And you forgot you live in a blue bubble.

WHEN YOU WALK INTO TITAYA'S AT 9:30PM AND THERE'S STILL A 30 MIN WAIT

WHEN YOU WERE CAUGHT TRYING TO IMPRESS A SALES CLERK AT WATERLOO

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