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Cat. She/They. Aspec & genderqueer. My sideblog for Sanders Sides, wherein I write fic and scream. All ships welcome (except no r*mr*m, please), and all sides sympathetic. Main is @angelsdemonsducks. Picrew by omoulo.

[whenisitenoughtrees]

Fic Masterpost

Bad Things Happen Bingo Card and Masterpost Here; Prompts Closed!

One-shots

you don’t like the ending (we’ll find one that’s yours): In the aftermath of SvS Redux, Logan and Virgil have a much-needed conversation about emotions and being human. (4.5k; platonic analogical) (ao3 link)

i picture it, soft, and i ache: Janus falls in love with Patton and spends a long time having feelings about the fact, while everyone else just has to put their two cents in. (5.2k; moceit) (ao3 link) (podfic by @titheinironside)

thousands to prophecy failure: Roman works himself to the point of illness, certain that his self-worth hinges upon his ability to create for Thomas. Janus steps in. (4.4k; roceit) (ao3 link)

changing of the guard: After three days of constant stress and sleep deprivation, Janus finds himself unable to fall asleep, his body convinced that he is unsafe. Logan is willing to stand watch. (3.6k; platonic loceit) (ao3 link)

a slow voice on a wave of phase: Roman has synesthesia, and Logan’s voice is a shining galaxy. Is it any wonder that he falls in love? (ft: plenty of pining, and Remus being surprisingly helpful.) (5.6k; logince, platonic creativitwins) (ao3 link)

the point in just drowning another day: Patton is struggling, with himself and with his damaged relationships with the others, and it doesn’t help that apparently, his amphibian traits are here to stay. Janus offers him some much-needed support. (6.9k; moceit) (ao3 link)

you’ve got that young blood (set it free): Roman gets injured, and Virgil patches him up. Somehow, this leads to a conversation about scars, self-worth, and just how much of an idiot Virgil thinks Roman is being. (6.5k; prinxiety) (ao3 link)

infinity, and beyond: It's not every day that your husband's long-lost kid breaks into your house. It's not every day that you find out your husband of four years is an alien. Patton's just trying to roll with the punches. (7.1k; moceit, parental anxceit) (ao3 link)

this cup of yours tastes holy (this lie is dead): Janus attempts to save Logan from being poisoned. In the moment, switching out their glasses seems like a perfectly rational idea. It is not, in fact, a perfectly rational idea. (5.7k; loceit, mentioned prinxiety) (ao3 link)

there’s an endless road to rediscover: Remus sees his brother for the first time in fourteen years in the pasta aisle of a grocery store. He promptly decides to run him over with his shopping cart, and somehow, everything works out. (4.2k; platonic creativitwins) (ao3 link)

wait for fate to shine (on the home i seek to find): In an effort to save his own life, Virgil makes a deal with a god. Falling in love wasn’t part of the plan, and frankly, Virgil has no idea what to do with this. (7.6k; anxceit, moceit, implied future anamoceit) (ao3 link)

Multichapter Fics

look me up and define me (please remind me): Janus has spent so long being whatever Thomas needs him to be that he doesn’t feel like he has a particularly strong personal identity of his own. This isn’t a problem until he gives away his name, and then it very, very much is. (10.4k; platonic tdlampr, implied moceit) (part one) (part two) (ao3 link) (chapter one podfic by @titheinironside)

to be honest, capable (of holding you): Thomas is more than a little bit confused when Janus starts hanging out with him as a snake, but he’s glad to spend time with him. He just wishes that human-Janus wouldn’t be so weird about it. (14.2k; platonic thomceit) (part one) (part two) (part three) (ao3 link)

Filled Prompts

and days of auld lang syne: It’s New Year’s Eve, and Janus’ boyfriends are very drunk. (1.7k; deintruality) (ao3 link)

the woods are just trees: Logan wants Janus to accompany him on an expedition to the woods. At night. Janus is slightly less than enthusiastic. (2k; platonic loceit) (ao3 link)

we are not alone (in the dark with our demons): Roman loves Patton and Janus, but is certain that they could never love him back. So, he pulls away, hoping to ease his own heartbreak. Patton and Janus object to this. (5.8k; royaliceit) (ao3 link)

abject impermanence: Logan bites his lip a lot. Virgil finds this very distracting. (3.5k; analogical) (ao3 link)

sugar, butter, flour: Patton and Janus bake together, and slowly, Patton gets Janus to lower his walls. (2.7k; mociet) (ao3 link)

overthinking (darling we’re just fine): Roman is dramatic, Logan is long-suffering, and Virgil is having a crisis over bacon. Really, they’re just trying to make breakfast for Patton; it shouldn’t be this hard. (1.9k; lamp) (ao3 link)

to thine own self be true (though the mirror is cracked): Wherein Roman is struggling, Remus is trying his best, and Logan would just like people to behave in ways that make sense, please. (5.1k; platonic creativitwins, implied intrulogical) (ao3 link)

like a puzzle (we fit): No one else seems to have noticed the way that Patton has been isolating himself lately, which means it’s up to Janus to do something about it. (3.3k; moceit) (ao3 link)

Filled Bad Things Happen Bingo Prompts

persistent ghosts (sing of home): In the aftermath of Janus’ death, Roman is worried that his family is falling apart. But here’s the thing: Janus isn’t actually dead. (5.5k; platonic dlampr, background dukeceit) (ao3 link) (now with a part two here (7.2k; dukeceit-centric))

thrice for another day: Remus is injured, and possibly dying. His last hope is in seeking the help of the witch that’s rumored to live in the woods. (3.9k; intrulogical) (ao3 link)

[whenisitenoughtrees]

heyyy

it’s been a hot minute since i checked in over here, anybody around?

[whenisitenoughtrees]

okay besties i am doing it i am writing fic i am 10k deep in this document

[whenisitenoughtrees]

heyyy

it’s been a hot minute since i checked in over here, anybody around?

[ace-ace-in-yo-face]

Request: Remus gifting Patton a zombified pupper :3

He just wants to be a part of the family 💚

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@thatsthat24

[valeriapryanikova]

smth tells me the storm cloud is angy 

[causeimanartist]

[gestures vaguely] Patton

[rollthewhatever]

requests part 3

ship collection:D

[averykedavra]

[ID: Eight drawings with screenshots of the corresponding requests above them. They are drawn in the same style with white backgrounds.

The first shows Janus and Patton. Janus is wrapped in a grey and white blanket. He sits on Patton’s lap. Patton rests his chin on Janus’ shoulder. Patton is smiling with his eyes closed, and Janus is smiling and looking at him.

The second shows Patton and Logan. Logan’s hand rests on a book he has closed. Patton’s hand covers Logan’s. They are kissing with their eyes closed.

The third shows Roman and Janus. They are leaning on opposite sides of a table. Janus has one hand by his cheek. In front of them is a large chocolate-vanilla milkshake in a glass. They are both sipping from it with black straws. Their foreheads are close, and they are looking at each other.

The fourth shows Roman and Logan. They stand in front of a stove, where a pot of red jam is steaming. Roman has his hands around Logan’s waist. Logan is holding a spoon and giving Roman a taste of the jam. Logan is looking fondly at Roman.

The fifth shows two chibi drawings of Virgil and Logan, followed by a full-size drawing. In the first two panels, Logan and Virgil sit on the couch. Logan touches Logan’s hand, and Virgil turns bright red. The full drawing shows them sitting together with their hands entangled. They are listening to music with the same pair of earbuds, one in each ear. The string meets between them. Virgil is blushing and looking away, and Logan is smiling,

The sixth shows Remus and Janus. They are dancing. Remus has one leg kicked up next to Janus, and Janus holds Remus’ waist. Remus holds Janus’ arm and the back of his neck. Remus is grinning and Janus is scowling. They are looking into each other’s eyes.

The seventh shows Logan and Remus. Remus sits on Logan’s lap and has one leg over the other. His arms are wrapped around Logan’s shoulders. Logan is holding Remus’ back. Remus is smiling at him. Logan is looking at him.

The eighth shows Virgil and Patton. They are facing each other and drawn in profile. Virgil has a hand on Patton’s glasses, pushing them up onto his head. Their faces are close together. They are blushing. Patton is looking into Virgil’s eyes, and Virgil is looking at Patton’s lips. /End ID]

[rollthewhatever]

:O!!! oh wow you wrote image descriptions of all of them

[sweetest-honeybee]

Mood™️

[zodiacsomething]

snek boi

[averykedavra]

[ID: A drawing of Janus on graph paper. He has long blond hair and wears a capelet. His ears are pointed and pierced. His sunhat is broad-brimmed and has a yellow ribbon with a dandelion-like bow. He looks to the side with a neutral expression. His hair and capelet blow in the wind. Several yellow leaves float past him. /End ID]

[not-exactly-laborious]

rainy day

[averykedavra]

[ID: A drawing of Patton and Virgil standing in the rain. They are drawn in a chibi style. They stand on grass in front of a stormy blue sky, with a small green frog next to Patton. Patton wears a blue rain coat with a heart pattern. Virgil wears his purple hoodie. Patton holds one hand under the rain and kicks one leg in the air. Virgil has his hands in his pockets and drips with water. Patton holds a rainbow umbrella over their heads. They are looking at each other and smiling. /End ID]

[studiocuby]

I made some profile pictures of The Guys even though literally nobody asked for them ✨✨✨ Before you want to use these: •no need to ask for permission to use •can be used also as wallpaper or any other personal use •if used, please credit me •can be edited (like putting filters, edit objects around characters etc) •just have generally fun with them! •no tracing, claiming these as your own, you know that stuff if you have any questions, feel free to ask me!! I hope you all will find these useful and I’m excited to see them being used :D @thatsthat24

[rude-rat]

cuties

[shortnfantastic]

infinitesimal

[causeimanartist]

I turned in my thesis draft THEN colored Logan; it’s what he woulda wanted

[not-exactly-laborious]

Been working on something a bit ambitious so in the meantime have this

[mako-koro]

Purp man 💜💜💜

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Comments and reblogs are appreciated ✨✌

[averykedavra]

[ID: A drawing of Virgil against a white background. He is lit by purple and blue smoke that surrounds him. His eyes glow. He looks to the side with his hands in his hoodie pocket. The second image shows the same drawing, with the purple tinted blue. /End ID]

[sweetest-honeybee]

They’re boyfriends, your honor

[causeimanartist]

Give it up for the purp man