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#don't normally reblog but hnnng #dresses #shit and theyre blue #goddamn it

shit

...Fuck.

there a problem miss

Only other adult in the house is sick, and I have two infants to take care of. And a broken arm.

I’d say there’s a problem, yeah.

well shit havent you got someone you can call family friends someone

...Fuck.

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there a problem miss

Reblog with your Victorian self.

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Make your Victorian doll.

(I think I look nice~!)

affablematriarch-deactivated201

mmm.

cheated a little with the glasses

but everything is settled awesome fine aint even a thing to worry bout dont know how you find one

It’s what I do, darlin.

heres a thing i dont get so help me out with this met two women with my bros glasses nice ladies blonde hair i hit on them mercilessly they tell me how charming i am how smooth i am then somehow decide hey you know what lets talk about any potential romantic partners you might be interested in the hell women

damn dont worry about me

Nope. Worrying. And fretting. I make a mother hen look relaxed.

but everything is settled awesome fine aint even a thing to worry bout dont know how you find one

1. Get your girly hips down from there. You have no right to be that high.

2. Hey, sugar… y’doin okay?

3. Dawn says hey.

4. Sup, darlin?

5. Most comfy of brothers.

6. Who’s this douchebag?

7. Don’t know, don’t care.

8. Rio says, and I quote, “You’re a bitch and I hate you. Kisses!!!!” and sends her kismesis-y love.

9. Me.

damn dont worry about me

turntabletrickster

john strider you leave the best anon messages.

not a clue what youre talkin about

#turntabletrickster

konvictedoffashion-blog

That Sounds Frightfully Hazardous For You

I Typically Make More Dresses To Sell Than Personal Clothes I Vary My Own Though I Have A Few Dresses For Myself And Other Attire But I Mostly Stick To What Are Considered Mens Styles Not Always Suits But I Do Have Several

yeah i sell em too but nicer as a gift you know yeah i dont know about me and dresses we dont jive and yes you do not even know the hazards of being so ill just endless man

#konvictedoffashion

should be getting back to texas soon

itll be weird

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whenistride started following you

Christ…

I’m so sorry, hon. They say time heals all wounds but this is just making it harder for you.

I won’t claim I know everything but what ever happened to second chances?

I really wish I knew what to tell you.

… Look, maybe I’m just repeating something you already know but. There’s still a chance. Might take a while, but it’s there.

im not sure if a second chance is what we need but thanks for the thought

whenistride started following you

Aw, honey… Didn’t think it could even get that complicated.

But… y’gotta let him know at some point or another or you’ll just be impaling yourself with a burning sword. I’m not saying you gotta do it right now, but it is something he has to know, eventually, and when you’re both ready.

i did let him know he didnt talk to me yes alternates apt tag people who act nothing like me cosmetic identity to me because it didnt work out with them he was done with john strider i started to imply i loved the guy swhy i left couldnt talk to him anymore choked up innuendo too personal and he said he knew because the other ones liked him well fucking obviously so i must case closed so there i am left pining like an idiot and i demand i be allowed a fucking love confession full fucking thing reasons i love him wanna be with him everything and i tell him i tell him reject me properly let a brother confess and reject me without any doubt without any question and we can be friends again like we were with my joking and fake flirting and for some fucking reason it worked worked amazing the cuddle thing is a whole other story god explaining that

whenistride started following you

*SNAP*

his face im in space i float like major tom far above the world hes my world the center of it all was before as is now my astronomer makes my heart beat astronomically his eyes to the sky while he is my sky he cant see me these shades protect me glasses i wear he wears they are me a small piece something that can touch his face while I touch merely empty space *SNAP*

Sounds like a sweet kid. Y’really love him, dontcha?

#he cant be mine because hes been mine #real mind breaker #swordsister

its a long exhausting story but long story short were sort of romantically involved just not you know i aint givin him the full lovin friends with tons of cuddle benefits so i can tell him without getting too hot how much i love the dude profess hold his hand wrap my arms around him even kiss him he will kill me if he reads i told anyone this but i dont care even this much lovin means everything to me and i just need to preach it we both need someone to hold just so happens for me that person is him

whenistride started following you

i can tell you in rhyme my style its unconventional part poetry part confession

Then lets hear it, sweetie.