ding dong ditching your dad

i’m seth i’m 27 this is my meme blog

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[gamecubist]

[dogpuppy]

how it feels to say good morning to strangers while on a walk

[ovur]

You don't care about me. You never did

[the-shania-twainsaw-massacre]

Thats not true Nefarious Anglerfish

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[malibuklaus]

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[brostateexam]

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[gremlininho]

[patinoiree]

beanie baby batties

[furryprovocateur]

"trans people just name themselves after characters" as opposed to cis people who name their children after names in the bible

[teaboot]

Blorbo from my scrolls....

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

[vespidwasp]

Sniff my hand, sweet bwa bwaa.... You will be safe with me

[kosmogrl]