When Things Go Terribly Wrong

I'm a 29 year old female who now lives in America and is trying to assimilate into American culture before being detected as a foreigner...

[treygotguap]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[sabertoothwalrus]

[stream]

[pleasenopaparazzinophotosplease]

He bout it bout it 🥴🥵😂

[whenthingsgoterriblywrong]

💀

[amateur]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

I need my man thick. I need to see him do the wiggle and jump when he put on his jeans kinda thick.

[everydayfixxx]

[thebootydiaries]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

friend: what’s wrong? do you wanna talk about it?

me:

[everydayfixxxx]

😆😆😆

[whenthingsgoterriblywrong]

He’s trying to drown him 😂 😂

[everydayfixxxx]

[froggycait]

when people promise you things youre really excited about but never go through with it

[whenthingsgoterriblywrong]

Ah, like le baby shower I never had.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[depsidase]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Don’t make me regret that shit.

[strangertingshappen-deactivated]

[airforcefly-deactivated20230427]

Truth

[nuckgirl16]

[liberalsarecool]

#IStandWithIlhan