WHEN YOU LIVE IN BERLIN

[whenyouliveinberlin]

When Prinzenbad is the only outdoor pool in Berlin open and it’s 30 degrees

That queue was a JOKE!

[whenyouliveinberlin]

When you wait for DHL to deliver your order

WHY

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD

TWO THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN

CAN THEY NOT JUST PUT

THE DAMN

PACKAGE

SOMEWHERE SENSIBLE WHERE I CAN PICK IT UP AT MY CONVENIENCE

or even, ya know, deliver it to my house, that I am almost always in. German efficiency lololol

[whenyouliveinberlin]

When you no longer need your winter gear

[whenyouliveinberlin]

When it’s election day

GO VOTE IF U CAN! DEMOCRACY IS COOL! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و

[whenyouliveinberlin]

When you realise EU citizens are allowed to vote in the Berlin election

Only one part, but still! If you’re a EU citizen and registered in Berlin, you can vote in the Election for the Bezirksverodnetenversammlung. So read this really succinct explainer of the elections and VOTE if you can!

[whenyouliveinberlin]

When you leave Berghain after 3 days

[whenyouliveinberlin]

When you go to the Burgeramt

source: http://leespace.tumblr.com/post/30252017126

[whenyouliveinberlin]

When winter arrives

Submitted by preppy-baby

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When your friends move away and need to get rid of their stuff

Byeeee but I’ll have all your furniture thanks

[whenyouliveinberlin]

When you’re still surprised by snow in winter

I don’t know what I was expecting but it was not this

[whenyouliveinberlin]

When people get excited about the new broth place on Weserstrasse

Submitted by @berlindisaster

[whenyouliveinberlin]

i've been to berlin once! i'd love to live there. .. is it so hard to move to Berlin? I'm from Portugal... can you give me some advices? ?

Redirecting you (and all the other people who ask this) to Uberlin’s guide which I read before moving here

[whenyouliveinberlin]

Whenever DHL want to deliver your package

[whenyouliveinberlin]

When you get on a Pendelverkehr by mistake

Seriously why did no one tell me the train I got on was gonna go BACK WHERE IT STARTED??? BVG you pile of cocks

[whenyouliveinberlin]

Bin neu in Berlin, wo kann man hier am besten Freunde finden?

This sums it up tbh: http://whenyoulivein.berlin/post/46665343935/when-someone-asks-you-for-tips-for-making-friends

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When you try to take a nap at the club

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When vague acquaintances ask you how to get into Berghain

Submitted by queen of the night Berlin Disaster