WHEN YOU'RE GAY IN COLOGNE

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WHEN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS HEAR THE NEWS ABOUT CLUB NEUSCHWANSTEIN BEING OPENED AGAIN.

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When I hear that EXILE now has a Bingo Night with drag queens.

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When you are asked for your opinion about PEGIDA.

(Join the counter-protest here)

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When a friend tells you how many dates he had during pride season.

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When you ask around who's watching the football world cup without having any idea about the game.

+1 for gays wearing tight fan shirts 

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When you attend the Rainbow flashmob on International Day Against Homophobia.

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When you're trying to hook up at Rosa Fete.

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WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW COLOGNE PRIDE MOTTO.

Remember last year? Right? 

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WHEN YOU ENTER SCHAAFENSTRASSE ANY GIVEN NIGHT.

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WHEN AN INQUEERY PHOTOGRAPHER WANTS TO TAKE OUR PICTURE AT A PARTY.

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When you're bugged by April fool hoaxes - mostly from people not being funny for the rest of the year.

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When you're sitting with your boyfriend on a park bench and ...

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WHEN I HEAR ABOUT THE NEW "1-MINUTE-TO-GO" SETTING AT KVB DISPLAYS.

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When I need to walk to work these days because of the union strikes.

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When you are asked if you actually did any of the things the Nubbel has been made responsible for.

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When d'r Prinz kütt!

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When it's only Karnevalssamstag.