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Today, Maro has been kidnapped. Don't worry! He hasn't really been kidnapped, he only enjoys the drama of it all, like rolling around in the back of a locked Cadillac.

#Maro #chicken #kidnapping #dramatisation #it's like an unexpected holiday

Today, Maro is enjoying the coffee press machine. He does not know how it works. He is greatly enjoying the atmosphere and smell however.

#maro #chicken #coffee #sniffing #really taking in those smells

Today, Maro is enjoying breakfast. He is not eating it, he is simply enjoying its presence.

#chicken #breakfast #maro #he doesn't really have the teeth for it

Today, Maro is having an x-ray. He has tested positive for chicken! A swab test has also uncovered trace amounts of unspecified narcotics.

#it's a chicken #Maro #illicit drugs #jail

Today, Maro is enjoying the artistic merit of the morning frost.

#maro #just a chicken #pensive #thoughtful #frozen solid

Today, Maro is remembering his place in the food chain.

#maro #he's a chicken that can and will be eaten

Today, Maro is simply sipping silently.

#maro #he's a chicken that doesn't know anything

Maro was late posting today as he was preoccupied playing classic GBA puzzler, Kuru Kuru Kururin (2001)

#maro #he's a chicken with no opposable thumbs and can't play video games

Today, Maro is refusing to come out and face the music.

#Maro #He's a chicken who certainly can't read standard notation

Today, Maro is recovering from his trip to the glass cupboard.

#maro #he's a plastered chicken

Today, Maro is in the glass cupboard. Perhaps he was thirsty. He's not sure how this all works.

#maro #he's a chicken

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