nasty crime boi is back

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[mxgerard]

my new favorite detective...i just caught up to the junoverse and im crazy about this lady

commissions

[where-is-sneaky-pete]

[ID: two coloured, digital pieces of art for The Penumbra Podcast. The first image shows Juno Steel sitting at his desk. Juno is a dark-skinned lady with short, coiled, dark brown hair and medium dark brown eyes. He has scars on his nose, jaw, and through his left eyebrow, as well as a black eyepatch over his right eye. He is leaning back in his chair while holding a pen up in his right hand and resting his left hand over a cup. He is wearing a grey turtleneck, brown coat, a silver ear cuff in his left ear, and gold eyeshadow. His desk has an open laptop, four cups (two of which are on their side), a bottle and a blaster. Behind him is a large window showing a city skyline. The second image is a close up of Juno's face from the first image.]

[g0ddess0fnight]

Peter Nureyev when he needs a certain detective to help him with a heist:

[where-is-sneaky-pete]

[ID: a gif of John Mulaney pointing and yelling "That's my wife!"]

[citruscandies]

juno’s... a little distracted

[where-is-sneaky-pete]

[ID: three digital, coloured images. The first features Peter Nureyev, a tanned man with short, black hair and sharp teeth who is wearing an unbuttoned, white shirt and loose burgundy necktie. He is resting his chin on his left fist and is saying "are you fighting the urge to makeout with me right now?"

The second image features Juno Steel, a dark-skinned lady with short, curly, dark brown hair and a scar across his nose. He is wearing a dark purple turtleneck and tan trench coat. He is holding up a slice of pizza and is saying "Not really, I'm really into this pizza th-"

The third image is Juno Steel holding a cookie and saying "aw, they burned my fuckin cookie! Fuckers..."]

[aeskoro]

I will love you if i never see you again and i will love you if i see you everyday

[where-is-sneaky-pete]

[ID: a digital coloured drawing of Juno Steel from the waist up. He is a dark-skinned lady with short, brown, curly hair and scars on his nose and cheeks. His left eye is covered with a white, square-shaped eyepatch and his right eye is brown. He is standing in a doorway with his right hand resting on the door frame. He is looking sadly into a room with the lights off. He is wearing a tan coat, a blue turtleneck and grey pants.]

[steelpi]

wip of my Best Lady juno steel.. badass private eye

[where-is-sneaky-pete]

[ID: a traditional sketch of Juno Steel from the neck up. The lines are grey and the shading is done in blue. Juno has short, curly hair that is shaved at the sides. He has a neutral facial expression.]

[emphaticdoodles]

benzaiten steel 

ray of sunshine, light of my life

[where-is-sneaky-pete]

[ID: a digital, coloured portrait of Benzaiten Steel, a dark-skinned man with brown eyes and short, curly, light-pink hair that is shaved at the sides. He is smiling. He has a round, silver nose piercing.]

[emphaticdoodles]

buddy aurinko

<3 

[where-is-sneaky-pete]

[ID: a digital, coloured portrait of Buddy Aurinko, a dark-skinned woman with brown eyes and long, wavy, red hair that obscures her right eye. "Buddy" is written above her head.]

[podcastlimbo]

Applications for graphic design mods are open!!!

Hello everyone!! @5qui99l3 and I are excited to announce that graphic design mod applications are open for the Second Citadel seasons zine!!

Applications will be open till 9 August, and those chosen will be notified by email on 11 August.

More info on the responsibilities of a mod/graphic design mod are in the application form itself.

We can’t wait to start work on this! Thanks in advance for your responses 💐💐💐

Reblogs are appreciated!

[where-is-sneaky-pete]

[ID: a red background with a white leaf pattern. In the middle is a white box with "Seasons of the Citadel" written in red cursive and "a penumbra fanzine" printed below is in tan-coloured capital letters.]

[mothman-art]

[where-is-sneaky-pete]

[ID: traditional, black line art of Peter Nureyev from the chest up. He has short, slicked-back hair and dark eyes. He is facing the side and holding out a knife in his left hand. He is saying "don't walk away from me!"]

[aquilamage]

Has someone done this yet?

[where-is-sneaky-pete]

[ID: two pictures of Brain David Gilbert, edited to look like he is holding up a picture of Lord Arum. In the first picture he is saying "got four strong arms to hold you..." In the second image he is saying "one strong heart to love you".]

[mothman-art]

juno...

[where-is-sneaky-pete]

[ID: a coloured, traditional portrait of Juno Steel, a dark-skinned lady with short, curly, black hair that is shaved at the sides. His eyes are closed and blood is dripping from his right eye. He is wearing a blue coat with a black shirt underneath.]

[consistenthero]

Peter: What do you say you and I begin that beautiful future right now?

Juno:

[where-is-sneaky-pete]

[ID: a picture of John Mulaney captioned "And I said yes. You know, like a liar. "]

[steelpi]

currently working on a young peter bc i am 100% full of affection for him

[where-is-sneaky-pete]

[ID: a traditional grey sketch of Peter Nureyev, from the waist up. Peter has short hair that is mostly pushed back except for a few strands that are falling down his forehead. He is facing forward with his right hand outstretched. There is a pained expression on his face. Next to him, the words "please don't leave" are written.]

[marrras-moved]

[remembers that tpp exists and drops everything im working on] oh god oh fcuk juno steel

[where-is-sneaky-pete]

[ID: a digital, coloured drawing of Juno Steel from the thighs up. He is a dark-skinned lady with brown eyes and a scar across his nose. He has short, curly, brown hair and stubble on his chin and jaw. He is standing with his left hand behind his back and his right hand in front of his stomach. His right eye is closed and he is looking off to his right with his left eye. He is wearing a red shirt, brown pants and a dark purple coat with a light purple trim. He also has a reddish-brown belt, small, white, stud earrings in his earlobes and black nail polish. The background is divided into a pink section and a purple section by a jagged line.]

[ston-rampler]

ten minutes ago i had never heard of rudolf nureyev, famous russian ballet dancer, so when i read “nureyev” in a passage on my english final my dumb gay brain went:

[where-is-sneaky-pete]

[ID: a photograph of a person looking surprised, with their mouth open. It is captioned "Peter Nureyev?"]

[toothpaste-machine]

quick doodle of peter nureyev

[where-is-sneaky-pete]

[ID: a digital, grayscale drawing of Peter Nureyev from the chest up. He has dark wavy hair and dark eyes. He is looking off to the side and blushing. He is wearing a sleeveless, dark turtleneck, round glasses, and has a chain connecting a nose piercing and another piercing in his left earlobe. The background is white.]

[damienthepious]

Spicey Take

hozier gets left in the middle bc i constantly write rad bouquet fic to his music

[where-is-sneaky-pete]

[ID: a venn diagram with three circles: tender, horny and feral. Sir Damian is in the overlap between tender and horny. Rilla is in the overlap between tender and feral. Lord Arum is in the overlap between horny and feral. Hozier is in the middle where all three overlap.]