The MBTI Types as Mountain Goats Songs
Esfp: Amy aka Spent Gladiator 1
Most esfp lyric:“Do every stupid thing that makes you feel alive, do every stupid thing to try to drive the dark away. Let people call you crazy for the choices that you make/ find limits past the limits. Jump in front of trains all day.”
Why it’s such an esfp song: This is a good song about the duality of the esfp. Most people forget that their secondary function is Fi. they struggle with a lot of darkness and strong personal emotions. and they cope, usually, with risk-taking.
Most isfp lyric: “Hi-diddle-dee-dee, goddamn! The pirate’s life for me!”
Why it’s such an isfp song: combining unrivaled cuteness “hi-diddle-dee-dee” with unparalleled badassery-pirates!- is the isfp trademark. Also motorcycles are pretty isfp.
Most istp quote“ The most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you, and that you’re standing in the doorway.”
Why it’s an istp song: this is the ultimate istp love ballad right here folks. an istp would absolutely drive, buzzing with adrenaline and carrying a fucking weapon for some reason, hundreds of miles to get to the one they love. And also the above quote is precisely the kind of awkward, unpoetic, and utterly adorable way an istp would describe being in love.
Most Estp quote: “My love is like a cyclone in a swamp, and the weather’s getting warmer”
Why it’s such an estp song: Dating an estp would be exactly the same as dating a tornado and also they are the type most likely to be really drunk on public transport.
Most isfp lyric: “Some things you do for money, and some you do for fun, but the things you do for love are going to come back to you one by one.”
Why it’s such an isfp song: Isfps are made of love. They want to find something, or someone, to love in life, and then love it with all of their being. They contribute more raw, pure love into the world than maybe any other type.
Esfj: Southwood Plantation Road
Most esfj lyric: “I am not going to lose you. We are gonna stay married in this house like a Louisiana Graveyard, where nothing stays buried.”
Why it’s such an esfj song: they will hold on to the people they love with such gorgeous tenacity, and revel in the beauty of trying to make beautiful things stay. They appreciate buying a house together in the country.
Istj: Dinu Lipatti’s Bones
The most istj lyric: “We stank of hair dye and ammonia. We sealed ourselves away from view.”
Why it’s such an istj song: the way memories are sensually evoked in this song is quintessentially istj. For Istjs, their memories and the smells and sights and sounds associated with them are their core, a million little film stills of beauty, saturated with meaning.
The most estj quote:“we know our jokes are funny, but in all the wrong ways and for all the wrong reasons. And we rent old George Romero movies and relish the short time left.”
Why it’s such an estj song: estjs relish purpose, and their friends, and renting movies they have already seen. And they have the extraordinary ability to be content just about anywhere, even in a super weird cult, probably.
The most intp quote: “When I try to open up to you, I get completely lost. Houses swallowed by the earth, windows thick with frost. And I reach deep down within me, but the pathways twist and turn. And there’s no light anywhere, and nothing left to burn.”
Why it’s an intp song: This is a good song about specifically the kind of emotionalisolation which is common to intps. Their inner world, though more wondrous than most people could imaginable, is labyrinthian. Within their palace of Ti, the intps are comfortable in themselves, but they often have trouble rendering their world in terms others will understand, often creating the exact kind of frustrated alienation which this song expresses.
The most entp lyric: “Drift through the streets, walk between the cars. Newborn sons and daughters, spat forth from distant stars.”
Why It’s an entp song: So, as we all know, entps are brilliant, shiny alien creatures whichare only amusing themselves on earth temporarily-experimenting, seeing what they can do with this weird little mud ball. One day they will one day be tractor beamed back up to their home planet of Ne. This song appeals to the literally “out of this world” quality of the entp. Plus, entps are really into quirky, weird, innovative stuff, and this song is so much all of of those things.
Enfp: The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton
The most enfp lyric: “When you punish a person for dreaming his dream, don’t expect him to thank or forgive you. The best ever death metal band out of Denton will in time both outpace and outlive you.”
Why it’s such an enfp song: Enfps are the type Most Likely to Have a High School Band. They are prone to authority problems and grand artistic ambitions. And, like Jeff and Cyrus, though the more cynical of us might mock the enfps or try to bring them closer to earth, they’ll get the last laugh and the most fun.
The most infp lyric:“And I wanna go home. But I am home.”
Why it’s an infp song: This song appeals to the sense of longing which permeates the whole life of the infp. The sense of longing, the sense of seeking a beauty just out of reach. Also this is the only Mountain Goats song that makes me cry literally every damn time I hear it, so I think that kind of crippling bittersweetness applies to infps as well.
Intj: Answering the Phone
The most intj lyric:“Gonna tell you once, oughta listen. You came here for comfort, you came to the wrong place.”
Why it’s an intj song: This is like, the anthem of the embittered intj. I think it really shows the kind of two poles the intj struggles with: being really tough, and being really misunderstood.
The most Entj lyric:“I saved my own skin but I lived to fight, I lived to fight another day. Still remember how brave you were when they came to take you away.”
Why it’s an entj song: Here we see an Entj doing what they do best, dredging up their inferior Fi to pick the scab of something they did in the past. But you wouldn’t know it fromthe outside- because the Entj presses onward, as the song says, guilty but not ashamed.Entjs are ambitious, and the ambitious all too often have to make tough decisions withthe potential to haunt them forever.
The most infj lyrics:“It will be too late by the time we learn what these cryptic symbols mean.”
Why it’s an infj song: infjs struggle with a lot of existential angst about their purpose in the narrative of the world, and are plagued by a constant feeling of yearning for some greater role to fill, which is a lot of what this song is about. They are also apt to see symbols and omens in life and their past, even in mundane things, and they can dwell on the meaning of dreams and the subconscious.
The most enfj lyric: “I’m gonna bribe the officials; I’m gonna kill all the judges. It’s gonna take you people years to recover from all of the damage”
Why it’s an enfj song: this is a song about the plotting of some sort of petty, slightly corrupt revenge or comeback, and if that’s not some enfj shit then I don’t know what is.