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Inspecting my grean

Yep that's grean!

do you think the hand lettered felt sign in my cubicle that says "as soon as the rush is over, i'm going to have a nervous breakdown. i worked for it, i owe it to myself, and NOBODY is going to deprive me of it!" is the reason i've never been employee of the month

#i've worked in a cubicle for two years and it still feels weird to say My Cubicle

fireleaptfromhousetohouse

what makes people write genius annotations like this? asking so my kids don't turn out like that

#yes i'm listening to some why? songs i didn't get around to before and i like to read along bc my auditory processing is shit #and i will say i hope these genius contributors are kids but i also hope kids are NOT listening to why? lmao

keep forgetting that genius.com isn't the annotated mountain goats and being shocked & appalled whenever i read anything on there

literally 2 weeks ago i called my friend & she was like how have u been & i was like i've really been the bird fighting its way out of the egg lately. she said and the egg is the world? i said the egg IS the world & she was like so what world are u creating now? i was like idk i'm still working on that part

miquellakind

the bird fights its way out of the egg. awww. awwww. aw. the egg is the world So Cute. so so So cute.

finalgirlguy

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

xanaxfarts

‘Teabag Cyanotypes’ (2021) by: Rachel Rector

#because damien is a bastard man #possible u have actually shown me this but idr

toruandmidori

weedjerky

i think reblogging this cat gave me the strength (via spite and/or a desire for self improvement) to pay off a medical bill, schedule 3 doctor's appointment i'd been putting off, and start my search for a therapist. thanks cat

#blurgh... therapy..#i mean i could use some and could also use some psychiatry iykwim like i'd like to be able to wash a dish again #but i sure am not feeling enthusiastic abt that process... bird by bird tho...#3 doctors including the dentist and the gyno dw. i'm just getting caught up

globeshaped

Brian Eno and photoshop (1995)

this week is like: "maybe i'll make a tumblr post" [only coherent thought in head is I Am Sad] "maybe i won't make a tumblr post"

#or maybe i did. keeping you on your toes #this isn't how every day or week is lately but we're entering a new phase #surely we will also exit it at some point

first time i tried to send my friend in philly her xmas present it got stolen, now i find out the replacement gift was "delivered" 6 days ago and yet she never received it. i am going to redacted the postal service

#in case it sounds like it: this is NOT a slur on the great state of philadelphia or an assumption abt its per capita thievery #that's just where she happens to live #it took me 4 months to replace bc i had to repurchase a $60 item and then i got too scared to mail it for a while #i hate to say it boys but i think my fears may have been founded

toruandmidori

#gritting my teeth rending my garments but. working on it

blodwyrm

snapshot from one of Oscar’s memorial paintings i did last year!

brilliantpines

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

brilliantpines

is anybody out there

acakewalkofcrocodiles

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