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Just some shit that I like

[depsidase]

[averagefairy]

I still love this website so much because it feels like the last connection we have to an internet that doesn’t exist anymore like I can come on here and scroll through posts that are literally just funny or beautiful or interesting with no intention to sell me something or influence me we are all just here for a laugh. Nothing is just for laughs anymore EXCEPT tumblr dot com

[depsidase]

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

today’s the only day you can reblog this

“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[dimmadoome]

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

[i-restuff]

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

[mochilee-deactivated20191015]

my laptops fucked 

[spamaohno]

i hope they used a condom

[mochilee-deactivated20191015]

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

[shutupste]

the question is  who was the laptop and who was the lapbottom

[bisexualelena]

 #can laptopping please PLEASE be a new sex move#where you just sit on a person’s lap until they get uncomfortably warm

[valtsv]

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

[valtsv]

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

[valtsv]

it's not a "love triangle" it's a business opportunity with benefits

[satan-offical]

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 30 times

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 60 times

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Keep going guys, we can get 100

[ampervadasz]

[wheeloffortune-design]

This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.

[carebewear]

Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.

[exlibrisfangirl]

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[anexperimentallife]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"we cut the nobody scene from the odyssey" "we cut the religious trauma and parental abuse from carrie" i'm starting to think that studios barely funding original films is starting to have an effect where directors make up a story and then slap an IP on it in order to sell. or maybe some bitches just can't read anymore idk it's one or the other

[thememedaddy]

[imanwithoutbowie-deactivated202]

Continue✨ Keep going✨

[tartrazeen]

Thank you, lady 🤗

[kukoyi-deactivated20210512]

The Nigerian accent. God. She reminds me of home...

[everybodywantstorueltheworld-de]

Always grateful when this makes the rounds

[otherwindow]

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

[swan2swan]

[charlesoberonn]

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[louisegluckpdf]

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

[rockshitty]

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.

[empressofsamoyeds]

Audio Transcription:

Extract from Dropout’s “Breaking News” episode entitled “True Facts About Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)”

(Grant) Now, here to read my social security number (chuckles) is a field reporter named after the amount of people I performed oral sex on in one night in 2012. (more chuckles)

(Brennan, speechless) …Hello…I'm…"Fifty"?

(Laughs from crew members in the background)

(Lily) In one-

(Brennan) That can’t be right.

(Grant) There… was a party that I went to.

(Laughs from crew members in the background)

(Tao) Whaat?

(Grant) They had parties underneath the supermarket in Brooklyn.

(Laughs from crew members cut by the end of the extract)