where am i

[whereisitthatiam]

i am currently feeling a strong impulse to drink something corrosive to the human body, but not like in a suicidal way, i just need to know how it feels

[dessadoesstuff]

i genuinely have no idea who i am anymore yo

[whereisitthatiam]

when you're trying to freestyle but you're dealing with a really bad case of body dysmorphia:

[spinaroos-47]

A noble steed

[bellasauruss]

this cuptain is GETTING AWAY!!!!!!! RUN!! AAAAAAAAA

share and save him if you wish

[whereisitthatiam]

Never before I have I felt a need this tempting to stick my hand in freezing cold water and then slap someone across the face.

[tbdagent]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[tbdagent]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[tbdagent]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[tbdagent]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[unyieldingsilence]

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[whereisitthatiam]

The fuck is the overlooming silenece doing here, this is antposting we don't need no spookies.

[aceofpans]

if u can stroke your ego does that mean u can also jerk it off. much to consider

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i never wanted to think that thought, i regret scrolling on tumblr rn

[whereisitthatiam]

"If I'm not playing Super Paper Mario in the next 10 minutes, I'm going to SKIN a CAT." -My Brother, forgetting, for the millionth time, I can still hear him because we share a room.

[luckygirlhee]

WHICH ONE OF YOU IS PUTTING MALE BULGE ON MY FEED IM SO SICK OF THIS

[rabid-little-lime-lover]

My bad gng

[dessadoesstuff]

QHY CANT IT BE ON MY FEED INSTEAAAAD

[whereisitthatiam]

the polycule when none of them realise they're in a relationship with each other:

[kandavers]

they have a thing for angry and rude monsters

[whereisitthatiam]

"Toby Fox, you have GOT to tell me if Ralsei is related to me or not"

[dessadoesstuff]

Mood.

idk man looking for shoes is hella gay if you ask me (I'm a sceintesist)

[whereisitthatiam]

Ah. Yes. A skeeintessisst. I believings you.

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[valzenlux]

do it for your country

[svosha]

NYON!!!

I know you are also charmed by this loving, cute, silly little birb! I needed to have KawKaw as a pet, so I crochet it. It fits in the palm of hand.

[whereisitthatiam]

OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE IT I'VE BEEN SQUEALING AT MY SCREEN FOR 15 MINUTES EEEEEEEEE I WANT ONE SO BAD

[dessadoesstuff]

You are my only mutual whose mutuals i dont know / have a vague idea who they are . This is breaking my reality /light hearted joke

me and my gang too mysterious 😼😼

[whereisitthatiam]

Don't mess with me and my gang, or else you'll be going up against... uh...

Well that's actually classified information.

Ha.

[whereisitthatiam]

My brother just came into the living room, holding a tin of canned pineapple, and then, without breaking eye contact, for a solid 8 minutes, proceeded to eat the entirety of said canned pineapple just standing in the doorway. Once he finished, he just left without word. He didn't even flip me off or anything like usual. And yet. I'm weirdly not confused. Just annoyed. Why is my family like this.

[dessadoesstuff]

there will be no context. get kaled.

Omg this kinda reminds me of the website where you can slap a guy in the face with an eel

Eel slap!

Ever wanted to slap someone in the face with an eel? Well, today is your lucky day.

[whereisitthatiam]

This is amazing. This is all I needed in life. Why were you hiding this from me.