Where Our Brains Go

Basically, the random shit that myself and the people around me spout from their mouths.

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We're in AMERICA, Fuckass. It's pronounced 'ORange!'

Martin

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"Oh my god. I put my bare ass all over where children put their faces." #not sorry.

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1:Just because he doesn't wanna have sex with you doesn't mean he doesn't wanna hit you in the face with his dick

2: Swaffling is not hitting, it's gentle prodding.

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Me and Kung Fu Panda are on a first name basis.

TJ

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"Muffin baskets often spin away uncontrollably when faced away from kittens. Barking seals find muffins floating, strangely, alone. Pterodactyls mostly eat muffins, conflicting with bacon and babies. Bagels hate hungry paparazzi because of the muffins, who steal identities like hobos. Cupcakes are incognito muffins, despite tasting absofabulicious. Remember, remember, never trust muffins from orphaned psychopaths because they poison children of mixed ages for recreational purposes. YEA-UH!"

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Extensive note taking

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Part 2

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Quotes from PGR

[faenaussa]

MAX, I CAN FEEL YOUR DICK WITH MY DICK!

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Yanno, some people might actually think we're retarded...

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I'm sorry you got cockblocked by Jesus.

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10 year old brother: he's attacking me with a pen!

12 year old brother: he's attacking me with a fu man chu!

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No, fuck you, take this peso!

Keith

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It's probably really hard to dance with Gusher's in your crotch

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Oh boy..

The four year old I'm babysitting when I start a movie for him: I hate THX. And 20th century fox. They all drive me insane! INSANE!

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He loves her with all his wieners!

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Time signatures

Griffin: "The definition of 'straight' is having two, three, or four beats per measure."

Nico: "Wow, my sexuality class was completely wrong." Griffin: "Seriously, if that were the definition of straight, I would be, like, the gayest thing ever."