MASTERLIST BALDUR'S GATE 3 (newest to oldest):
Courting Strategies for Dekarios Tower [COMPLETED]
In collaboration with the lovely @tatsunara
Tara is dissatisfied with how Gale and Astarion are dancing around each other. The atmosphere would be so much better if they just got over their insecurities and got down to it.
Trigger Warning (18+): Roleplay Logs, POV Astarion (Baldur's Gate), POV Tara (Baldur's Gate), POV Gale (Baldur's Gate), Post-Canon, Courting, Self-Doubt, Astarion Needs a Hug (And He Gets One), Tara is Concerned, Happy Ending
A Nice Simple Plan [COMPLETED]
Astarion had a plan. A nice, simple plan.
Trigger Warning (18+): Post-Canon, Married Life, Fluff, Cozy, Banter, Laughter, Anal Sex, Rimming
Dead Gale Week - Gale Must Die 2026 [COMPLETED]
One week of killing our favourite, squishy, hubristic wizard in the most creative ways.
Trigger Warning (18+): Canon Universe - Divergence, Sad Ending, Major Character Death, Canon-Typical Violence, Much Less Crack Than I Anticipated, Sentient Orb, Orbsplosion, Anal Orb Insertion, Body Horror, Gore, Detailed Description Of Rotting Flesh, Graphic Description Of The Feeding Process Of Carnivorous Plants, Non-con/Rape, Vomiting, Kidnapping, Poisoning, Breeding, Anal Sex, Vaginal Sex, Oral Sex, Fingering, Angsty And Depressing, Hurt No Comfort
Stop Licking The Damn Thing! [COMPLETED]
After escaping the Hells, Karlach wants to taste life once more.
Trigger Warning (18+): Canon Universe, Canon-Typical Violence, Minor Dammon/Karlach, Karlach POV, Licking Things And Eating Things, Cannibalism (sort of), Canon Karlach "Worst Food Connoisseur In Faerûn" Cliffgate, Masturbation, Fingering, Kissing, Fuck Or Die (kind of), Unorthodox Use Of Tiefling Tail, Sad Ending
Valentineâs Gay [COMPLETED]
Gale and Wyll enjoy Valentineâs Day together.
Trigger Warning (18+): Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Without Magic, Professor Gale, Politician Wyll, Valentine's Day, Married Life, Domestic Fluff, Cozy Vibes, Pet Pampering (Actual Pet You Pervert), Breakfast in Bed, Lazy Morning Sex, Cuddling, Gifting Flowers, Dancing, Reminiscing About The Past (Positive)
Valentineâs Shopping Adventure [COMPLETED]
Astarion, Gale, Lae'zel, and Karlach decide to do some Valentine's shopping. Shenanigans occur.
Trigger Warning (18+): Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic, Fantasy Races Exist For Flavor, Casual Fantasy Racism, Astarion Is An Elf But Not A Vampire, Crack Treated Seriously, Valentine's Day, Established Relationship, Friendship, Shopping, Shenanigans
Holiday corporate greed spirit [COMPLETED]
Office parties are never fun. Astarion loathes them but thankfully Gale, his co-worker and crush, is here too. There's also a snowstorm and festive horniness.
Trigger Warning (18+): Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Without Magic, Fantasy Races Exist For Flavor, Casual Fantasy Racism, Hyperspermia As An Elven Trait, Fast Refractory Period As An Elven Trait, Elf Ears Are Sensitive, Elf Ears Are Erogenous Zones, Midwinter, Winter Vibes, Office Party, Office Romance, Bad Puns, Kissing Under The Mistletoe, Blow Jobs, Ear Jobs, Hand Jobs, Wet And Messy, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Face-Fucking, Deepthroating, Gale Has a Big Dick, Gale's Creaking Knees, Depraved Carnal Lust, Mentioned Past Astarion/Cazador, Mentioned Past Astarion/Dribbles, Background Dribbles/Karlach, Background Lae'zel/Shadowheart
Weaving Romance [COMPLETED]
Elminster and Gortash are actors and work on a TV show together. Gortash does drugs and they hate each other and they hate-fuck about it.
Trigger Warning (18+): Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Actors, Anal Sex, Brat Enver Gortash, Bottom Enver Gortash, Top Elminster Aumar, Drug Addiction
A Sequence of Sad Attempts [COMPLETED]
What it says on the package.
Trigger Warning (18+): Canon Universe, Semi-Public Sex, Masturbation, Improvised Sex Toys, Unorthodox Use Of Tiefling Tail, Sad Attempts of Sex, Emotional Rollercoaster, Past Rape/Non-con, Derogatory Language, Victim Blaming, Astarion's Canon Past, Character Study, Trauma Is Cockblocking And Clamjamming Them, Fuck Mystra (derogatory), Fuck Cazador (derogatory), Fuck Shar (derogatory), Fuck Zariel (derogatory)
It's time to unwrap all your Midwinter gifts.
Tags: Post-Canon, POV Second Person, Reader-Insert, Midwinter Celebration, Found Family, Friendship, Wholesome, Gift Giving, Gift Exchange, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Domestic Fluff (non-sexual), Gift Fic, Elder's Gate Advent Calendar 2025
Appreciating the little things [COMPLETED]
Astarion and Gale brainstorm Christmas present ideas for their friends.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, No Magic, Waiter Astarion, Librarian Gale, Slice of Life, Domestic Fluff, Married Life, Humor, Banter, patheticfangirl's Schlockmas 2025
The tadfools and friends celebrate Midwinter in a wide variety of ways.
Tags: Post-Canon, Canon Compliant, Midwinter, Midwinter Celebration, Fluff and Humor, Gift Fic, Elder's Gate Advent Calendar 2025
How To Summon Your Soulmate 101 [COMPLETED]
After the divorce, Gale thought he was done with relationships, but he's lonely. His best friend Jen encourages him to perform a witchy ritual on Halloween to call upon his soulmate. It's all fun and game until something answers...
Trigger Warning (18+): Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Professor Gale, Wicca Shadowheart, Vampire Astarion, Location: Graveyard, Time: Night, Date: Halloween, Rituals, Magic Spell, Summoning, Music Magic, Ritualistic Disco Dancing, Kissing, Dry Humping, Consensual Blood Drinking, Coming In Pants, Crack Treated Seriously
While the world falls apart... [COMPLETED]
Blurg and Oleluum have an argument that ends differently than expected.
Trigger Warning (18+): Canon-Compliant, Location: Baldur's Gate, Act 3, Anal Sex, Tentacle Sex, Monsterfucking, Use of Illithid Powers, Telepathy, Belly Bulge, Copious Amounts of Cum
While the Underdark sleeps... [COMPLETED]
While their clans are asleep, Barcus and Kith meet at a secret location.
Trigger Warning (18+): Pre-Canon, Location: The Underdark (Dungeons & Dragons), Forbidden Love Theme, Anal Sex, 69 (Sex Position)
Do you know the Bagman? [COMPLETED]
Wherein Astarion plays a prank on someone â and it goes horribly wrong.
Trigger Warning (18+): Canon Universe, Folklore, Pranks Gone Wrong, Slight Gore, Unhappy Ending
You Can Throw Your Contacts Away [COMPLETED]
Gale goes on a date with the mysterious man he met at a bar yesterday. It's Liar's Night and things don't go as planned.
Trigger Warning (18+): Alternate Universe â Modern Setting With Magic, Supernatural Elements, Fantasy Races Exist For Flavor, Vampire Spawn Astarion, Werwolf Gale, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Mentioned Prostitution, Date Gone Wrong (But Works Out Anyway), Liar's Night, Cemetery, Haunting, Scary Ghost, Even Scarier Groupies, Anal Sex, Biting, Bite Marks, Rimming, Consensual Blood-Drinking, Gale Has a Big Dick, More Passion More Energy More Hipwork
Schlocktober Prompt List 2025 [COMPLETED]
"Schlocktober is a fake/real event with 31 days of prompts that no one should write. It would be a shame if someone did."
Trigger Warning (18+): Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Wet And Messy, Disgusting, Mar-inspired Debauchery And Unhingedness, Graphic Description Of Sex, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Blow Jobs/Fellatio, Hand Jobs, Fingering, Fisting, Pegging, Thigh-fucking, Squirting, Cum-Eating, Cum-Feeding, Threesome, Orgy, Use Of Sex Toys, Improvised Lube, And Much More, Just Look At The Prompt List Folks (Chapter Titles)
A perfectly reasonable exchange [COMPLETED]
Astarion, hungry and tired, plans to look for some rats and solitude in the cellar of the Last Light Inn, but instead he find a horny wizard.
Trigger Warning (18+): Alternate Universe - Canon, Act 2, Location: The Last Light Inn, Mortal Plane Virgin Gale, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs/Fellatio, Cum-eating, Cum-feeding, Fingering, Hand Jobs, Inappropriate Use of Mage Hand, Consensual Blood-Drinking, Porn with Feelings, Gift Fic, Elder's Gate LGBTQ+ Pride Exchange
Gale's forty years old and has lost everything in the divorce: his home, his car, his job, his savings, and pretty much everything else. Now, he's crashing at his friends' place and working as an underpaid elementary school teacher while the bills keep piling up. After a drunk night out, Gale signs up to a website as a sugar baby â despite being way too old. To his surprise, he gets contacted by a wealthy gentleman, Astarion Szarr.
Trigger Warning (18+): Alternate Universe â Modern, No Magic, No Vampire, Background Lae'zel/Karlach, Past Gale/Mystra, Past Astarion/Cazador, Past Abuse, Past Non-Con/Rape, Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby Dynamic, Old Men Yaoi, Astarion Is In his Sixties, Gale Is Forty, Lawyer Astarion, Teacher Gale, Astarion Is A Sexy And Wealthy Widower, Gale Is A Tired DivorĂ©e And Desperate, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Blowjobs/Fellatio, Handjobs, Fingering, Cum-Eating, Cum-Feeding, Sex Toys, Dom/Sub Elements, Massages, Definitely Sex Without Feelings (That's A Lie), Emotional Rollercoaster, Canon-Typical Self-Loathing, Mentioning Of Addiction, Tea Superiority, Trans Karlach
A Ride To Outer Space [COMPLETED]
After his heart surgery, Gale recovers at his mother's house. However, when the renovations of the exterior façade begin, he can't take his eyes off one of the workers.
Trigger Warning (18+): Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, No Magic, No Vampire, Lonely Divorcée Gale, Construction Worker Astarion, Morena's Good Timing, Karlach's Useful ADHD, Meet-Cute, Straight To The Point, Enthusiastic Consent, Safe Sex, Anal Sex, Blow Job/Fellatio, Fingering, Hand Job, Porn With Feelings, The Boys Are Very Horny, So Is The Author
Ascension Day [COMPLETED]
Astarion's day of revenge has come - and he ascends.
(Character Study, One Shot)
Itâs Gettinâ Hot In Here [COMPLETED]
Thereâs tension between the ragtag group of adventurers and their druid has the perfect plan to force a bonding experience on them â like nature intended.
Trigger Warning (18+): Crack, Porn With Plot, Smut, Anal Sex, Vaginal Sex, Blow Job/Fellatio, Cum-eating, Cunnilingus, Autocunnilingus, Squirting, Hand Job, Foot Job, Foot Stuff, Fingering, Face-Sitting, Pegging, BDSM Elements, Dom/Sub Dynamic, Praise Kink, Roleplay, Threesome, Nonconsensual Aphrodisiac Consumption, Bestiality, Wild Shape Sex, Space Hamster Dick Sucking, Accidental Murder, Death By Pussy, Unorthodox Use Of Tiefling Tail, Ejaculation Shower, A Bit Disgusting, You Have Been Warned
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil [COMPLETED]
The reason why Astarion doesn't know how his scars look like.
Trigger Warning (18+): Canon-Typical Violence, Graphic Description of Torture, Astarion Does Not Have A Good Time, Headcanon
My Leaking Blood Bag [COMPLETED]
Nurse Gale has a crush on his new patient, the anaemic lawyer Astarion.
It was a snowy day in January when Gale met a new patient who immediately caught his eye. Astarion AncunĂn suffered from celiac and Crohnâs disease, which caused iron-deficiency anaemia. As a result, he heavily relied on regular blood and iron infusions. Gale developed an immediate crush on him.
Trigger Warning (18+): Alternate Universe - Modern Universe, No Magic, No Vampire, No Wizard, Lawyer Astarion, Nurse Gale, Astarion Is Anaemic, Meet-Cute, Foreplay, Blow Job/Fellatio, Hand Job, Semi-Public Sex, Allergic Reaction, Vomiting, SickFic (kinda), No Beta - We die like Astarion after eating pasta
Stay Safe? Stay Safe. [COMPLETED]
Star is cold and hurt. Feels unsafe. Gale has warm, dry cave. Feels safe. Maybe Star can stay?
The hand that feeds is the hand that's loved
Astarion's an aspiring lawyer, who's running from his past and suffers from a long list of food allergies. Gale's a former culinary prodigy, who's going through a nasty divorce and suffers from cooking fatigue. They meet in the snack aisle.
Trigger Waring (18+): Alternate Universe: Modern Setting, No Magic, No Vampire, No Wizard, Lawyer Astarion, Cook Gale, Astarion Has Food Allergies, Gale Is Depressed, Astarion Everything Is A Transaction Ancunin, Tara Is Not A Cat, Morena Dekarios Supremacy, Old Women Yuri, Elminster Is The Weird Uncle, Mystra Is Faerûn's Gordon Ramsay But A Proper Bitch, Cazador Is A Piece Of Shit, Cheesy Food Puns, Unnecessary Cooking And Food Details, This Is Basically A Culinary Show, Author Constantly Thinks About Food, Food As A Love Language, POV Astarion, POV Gale, Angst, Emotional Rollercoaster, Feelings, Overthinking, PTSD, Dissociation, Past Domestic Abuse, Past Non-Con/Rape, Attempted Murder, Satanic Cult, Slow Burn (but not too slow), Eventual Smut, Unsafe Sex, Unhealthy Coping Mechanism, Anal Sex, Blow Job/Fellatio, Fingering, Hand Job, Rimming, Frottage, Face-Fucking, Happy Ending
Last Days of Our Lives [COMPLETED]
Life was rather special at the Circus of the Last Days. It was a surprisingly uneventful, tranquil lifestyle - despite dying clowns and fucking monsters.
Trigger Warning (18+): The Origin Characters Are Side Characters, The Circus Crew Are The Main Characters, No Tav, Rarest Rare-Pairs, Monsterfucking, But Sweet? Crack (kind of), Canon-Typical Violence, Slight Gore, Slight Body Horror, Graphic Description of Sex, Anal Sex, Vaginal Sex, Blowjob/Fellatio, Handjob, Fingering, Cunnilingus, Masturbation, Voyeurism, Semi-Public Sex, Orgy, Threesome, Depraved Carnal Lust, Slice Of Life, Circus Life, I don't Know How To Tag This Weird Shit
It's 2 a.m., Gale's tired and wants some food. Astarion, the cute barista/waiter at the Emerald Grove knows how to sate his cravings.
Trigger warning (18+): Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, No Magic, No Vampire, No Wizard, Graphic Description of Sex, Smut, Anal Sex, Cum Eating, Cum Feeding, Fellatio, Fingering, Rimming, Unrealistic Refractory Period, Food Puns, Food Porn, Cheesy Dialog (Pun intended), Improvised Lube & Sex toys (don't try this at home kids), Gale is tired and hungry (literally), Astarion eats Gale (figuratively), Waiter Astarion, Professor Gale, Slight Angst, Feels, Panic Attacks, Felching, Semi-Public Sex, Frottage, Past Abuse, Mentioning of Past Addiction, Face-fucking, Role-play Breeding, Vomiting, Negative Self-talk, Blowjob, Handjob, Thigh-fucking, Gale's Creaking Knees, Depraved Carnal Lust
Bon appĂ©tit â Holiday Special: Snow Cone [COMPLETED]
Astarion & Gale enjoy a walk in the fresh snow. Shenanigans occur, freaky ideas are tried, dirty fantasies get shared. Who knew snowmen were helpful for... other forms of entertainment?
This belongs to the "Bon Appétit" universe, but can be read as a stand-alone. There are spoilers regarding Astarion & Gale relationship status and Gale's job situation though.
Trigger warning (18+): Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, No Magic, No Vampire, Graphic Description of Sex, Smut, Anal Sex, Fingering, Sex In The Snow, Unorthodox Use of Icicles, Misuse of Snowmen, Improvised Sex Toys (don't try this at home kids), Accidental Voyeurism, Overall Mandatory Snow-related Activities, Domestic Fluff
Confusing Cruising [COMPLETED]
Astarion's pissed - seething with rage, really - since his abusive ex-boyfriend/boss/most influential lawyer in Baldur's Gate had taken everything from him. So, naturally, he self-medicates by drowning himself in work and running on the treadmill. While at the gym, he sees a cute guy and decides to have some fun. Nothing serious, of course... And Astarion's fucked.
Trigger warning (18+): Alternative Universe - Modern Setting, No Magic, No Vampire, No Wizard, Graphic Description of Sex, Smut, Anal Sex, Anilingus, Fingering, Rimming, Switching, Cum Eating, Past Abuse, PTSD, Unhealthy Anger Management, Food Aversion, Gale's Low Self-Esteem, Exercise instead of Therapy (don't try this at home, kids), (Failed) Cruising, Car Sex (Author strongly advises against this irl) Hand Creme as Lube (Don't try this at home kids), Dissociation, Lawyer!Astarion, Professor!Gale
Sweet Little Treats [COMPLETED]
The tadpoled adventurers meet Harleep, and it goes a little different than expected...
Warnings: graphic description of sex, M/M, F/F, M/F, switching, orgy, incubus sex magic, spell-bound, non-consensual sex, Depraved Carnal Lust, Gale's creaking knees
Cock: Lost and Found [COMPLETED]
Karlach lost her cock. Chaos breaks out.
Warnings: crack, dumb & silly, idk wtf this is but here you go
Lavender and Starflower (Mobster AU) [COMPLETED]
The Dekarios Clan reigns over Waterdeep as the cityâs protector for centuries. Suddenly, the Clan gets challenged by Cazador, the head of the Szarr Clan that rules over Baldurâs Gate. Of course, such an attack wonât be tolerated and the intruder must be forced back and out of the City of Splendors. While fixing destroyed protection sigils, Gale, wizard prodigy and heir of the Dekarios Clan, meets a charming stranger called Astarion. And Gale makes the biggest mistake of his life; he invites the pale elf into his home.
Trigger warning (18+): graphic description of sex, graphic description of violence and torture, non-con/rape, derogatory language, dissociation, smut, gore, vomiting, angst, emotional rollercoaster, claustrophobia, PTSD responses, panic attack, Mobster AU
Tav & her merry little bunch of weirdos
[fem!Tav/Astarion, fem!Tav/Gale, fem!Tav/Halsin, fem!Tav/Shadowheart, Astarion/Gale, fem!Tav/Multi]
Sex, love, and... feelings? The adventures of Tav and her merry little bunch of weirdos during and after the events of 'Baldur's Gate 3'.
Trigger warning (18+): graphic description of sex, smut, fluff, the feels, character study
Hear my pleas [COMPLETED]
This oneâs different from my usual fics and set in an alternative universe where all the worst-case scenario outcomes had happened (set post BG3):
Astarion has ascended, his vampire spawn lover Tav, a Bhaalspawn, is dead, Gale reached godhood, Shadowheart was killed by her Sharran kin, Karlach's beheaded for the sword of Tyr, Wyll and Halsin are dead along with the tieflings and the grove, Lae'zel and Minthara had been killed in the last battle against the Netherbrain.
Astarion's lonely and tired. He has no one. Thus, in his desperation, he builds an altar for the God of Ambition and prays to him despite not expecting an answer. â His prayers are heard though.
Trigger warning (18+): graphic description of sex, smut, angst, anilingus, anal sex, nonconsensual blood drinking, blood, biting, cum-eating, choking, dom/sub power dynamic, derogatory language, dubious consent, fellatio, face-fucking, violence, vomiting, spanking, sprinkle of praise kink, these men have trauma, character study, emotional rollercoaster, happy ending (I wouldn't stand it otherwise), unnamed Tav, they/them pronounce for Tav, original character, OC, post-canon
Deep like water [COMPLETED]
Prequel of our favourite nerdy wizard Gale. The story's about his life before the game, how he was groomed by a literal goddess, and how he was praised and put under pressure as a 'gifted' kid.
Trigger warnings: angst, depression, life crisis, graphic description of evil magic that tries to consume the human body, teenage smut, masturbation
Baby, the stars shine bright [COMPLETED]
Prequel of our favourite and fabulous vampire spawn Astarion. The story's about his life before meeting Cazador, being turned into a vampire spawn, and all the 'pure shit' he went through while being under his master's thumb.
Trigger warnings (18+): angst, canon-typical violence, graphic description of assault, gore & violence, grooming, non-con/rape, psychological horror/terror, torture
