knock knock. who's there? it's you

he/him pronouns | I like ninjago and gravity falls

[wheretimegoestodie]

hi, you can call me Time (formal), Wit (informal), WTGTD/ WhereTimeGoesToDie (scientific), or any variation of This Fuckin Guy (derogatory). I write fanfiction! my ao3 is WhereTimeGoesToDie :)

things I am interested in: gravity falls, ninjago, dnd & other ttrpgs, math (listing this in case you need math help? for some reason? from a random guy on tumblr), the murderbot series, and probably a lot of other things I forgot

anyway, if you have found me and you have also read my fanfiction, that's really awesome :) feel free to ask me anything, dm me, whatever! I like it when people talk to me.

I also occasionally draw things. actually, apparently I have a comic now! so that's pretty cool. here: ford blew up his house au

also ALSO, if you want to give me money or Officially Request stuff I have a kofi now :)

[wheretimegoestodie]

❓️

If theres one thing people say about me, its that I love thing

here you- oh wait it escaped

this is what you get instead. sorry

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[wheretimegoestodie]

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Blue Whale

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you're welcome. you have a blue whale now. it's in your bed.

[wheretimegoestodie]

if you give me a ❔in my inbox I will give you a thing

[darichko2024]

Ford is such an obsessive scientist..!

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 10 hours

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[fibfoolingart]

a visitor on the biodome!!

[c3rvida3]

My favorite thing to say when someone won't do something for me is, "Aw, c'mon, it's my birthday this year," and if they catch on and say, "What are you talking about? This YEAR? Everybody has a birthday this YEAR," respond with, "You're really gonna act like this on everybody's birthday?"

[stephexmachina]

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

[stephexmachina]

will they won't they (end this farce). there's only one bed (but for some reason they don't really want to share it). out of context eavesdropping (that paints the relationship in a better light than it deserves). chasing after them to stop them getting on that plane (and stopping them from finally being free)

[stephexmachina]

nobody understands my vision i don't mean any old story where a relationship fails and it's tragic or w/e i mean a story where the intention is for the audience to root for it failing the same way u root for it succeeding in a romance. & when the relationship finally implodes at the climax of the story it's all very cathartic & everybody cheers.

[stephexmachina]

like have u never wanted a fictional couple to break up so badly it hurt?

[writingdose]

the character in canon: calm, composed, cold, intimidating, invincible

the character in my fics: shaking, whimpering, curling in on himself on the floor and is covered in blood

[lemongogo]

i wish we got more portal outfit u_u

[artistredfox]

Idk. Go my doodles

[wheretimegoestodie]

"verify that the equation is an identity" I think she can identify however he wants actually. next question

[wheretimegoestodie]

me when I'm hungry and I remember I have snacks in my backpack: I'm a fucking genius

[esperanzagalaxy]

im so fucking mad at this guy i just (draws him over and over) can’t begin to understand how there can be SO MUCH ASSHOLENESS (reblogs infinite gifsets) inside just ONE PERSON and i just hope i (caresses a photo) never have to see him again ever i hate him so m

[valtsv]