[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[wifipasswords-deactivated201908]

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

[rai-r]

[imoutsidelookingin]

[unsounded]

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[heavensickness]

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

[sunflorally]

i hope you meet people with intentions as pure as your own and i hope you travel to all the places you’re curious about and i hope the restaurants you go to have your favorite drink and i hope you always have good dreams when you sleep and i hope the life you live is a fulfilling one

[memewhore]

[collegiate-confession]

[shounenchild]

THETA APPLE PIE

[yvvxv-deactivated20180523]

*stares at selfies until they turn ugly* I knew it

[e-nter]

do you ever wanna kiss someone really badly & you’re just like “!!!!” inside

[ruinedchildhood]

[wondrousworld]

[narceotic]

[allthingseurope]

[pocblog]

[sheabutterbitch]

the angels that greet you in heaven

[earthtogazelle]

Omg my ovaries

[localtrapgod]

My heart can’t take this