when your lil bro returned and asked for a piggy back ride like old times but he’s not scrawny anymore and is built like a tank for some reason
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when your lil bro returned and asked for a piggy back ride like old times but he’s not scrawny anymore and is built like a tank for some reason
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-Dr. Strange spoilers-
When America is scared:
Zombie Dr. Strange be like:
Scarlett witch dreamwalking :
lan jingyi : damn senior wei, you put your whole wuxianussy into that
wei wuxian, out of touch and dead of 16 years : exCUSE ME ???????? MY WHAT ??
Rest in peace I guess?
mother's tenderness
characters from #mdzs as tumblr posts
Lan Xichen: (seeing Wei Wuxian has left behind his flute) Wei Gongzi, aren't you forgetting something?
Wei Wuxian: Oh no! It's okay I don't wear inner robes ever since I married Lan Zhan! *smirks*
Lan Wangji: 😏
Lan Qiren: *vomits blood and faints*
I love vintage chic 💖
Love that the juniors met Wei Wuxian as Mo Xuanyu and went "ah yes him we like him and he is our beloved Senior who makes us feel safe just like our beloved Hanguang Jun" then they find out he's actually Wei Wuxian the fearsome and evil Yiling Patriarch and they're just like "the whole cultivation world is wrong because Senior Wei is a very good teacher and has protected us and taught us plus he is married to Hanguang Jun and he would never be bad or wrong so therefore we love him our beloved Senior Wei"
There are so many headcanons I have for post canon mdzs. And I just want to share some of the ones I really like for the junior quartet:
Jin Ling learning how to cook his mother's soup with Wei Wuxian teaching him.
Lan Sizhui gets to learn the healing cultivation of his side of the Wen clan and Wen Ning helps him.
The junior quartet picks up on Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji's ways of night-hunting and also goes where the chaos is. They each get their own title and their seniors are so proud of them.
Lan Sizhui calls Wei Wuxian baba at least once and gets all blushy over it but once he does it, he forgets to stop and he always calls him baba in private and Wei-qianbei in public.
Lan Jingyi simps for Wei Wuxian just as much as he does for Hanguang-jun and Wei Wuxian thinks its so cute. While Lan Wangji feels like it is right since more people should see how amazing Wei Wuxian is.
Ouyang Zizhen ropes the whole quartet into loving romance novels. They hold a book club meeting every friday and they just gush about their favourite scenes, the characters they love the most. They also gush about Wangxian.
Wangxian is the standard for romantic relationships in the junior quartet's eyes.
Your angry kitten nephew bites you, which obviously means he wants you to be his dajiu forever
the burial mounds arc is my fave arc in the whole of mdzs bc lan wangji finds wei wuxian again after AGES and hes just got this random ass kid with him and lan wangji is just like no questions no thoughts we have a son together now wei ying why wont you buy our son that toy he likes what is wrong with you..?
like king there are so many things wrong with him. how about we start with the whole necromancy thing.
I had accidentally deleted this earlier- reposting
think about wei wuxian slipping up and calling lan qiren “uncle”
at first both of them freeze up and then qiren pretends like nothing happened. and then slowly it becomes a regular occurance.
“uncle, should i watch over the juniors today?”
“if you don't cause a stampede then sure.”
“if you have joint pain then i have a perfect solution for it uncle, i used it in my past life.”
“who said i anything about joint pains!?”
“uncle, can you tell me about my mother?”
“she was one hell of a trouble maker, you take on after her for sure.”
and then slowly qiren also starts refering to wei ying as his son/son-in-law and the first time it happens he stares at wangji to confirm if he heard it right.
“is this how son in law of gusu should be behaving? back straight wei ying!”
“yes uncle!”
“keep this token for the entrance, you a part of family now so you can use it as you desire.” qiren says very awkwardly.
“thank you uncle.” wei ying says trying to hold back his tears.
Today’s problem
what do chairs for dragons look like.
big comfy piles of pillows
Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.
DAWWW SO CUTE :>
they use human chairs but really badly
Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.
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I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol
it’s not polite!
you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing
excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure
you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?
I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears
Date a dragon who uses big comfy piles of pillows as chairs
Date a dragon who tries to use chairs for humans but has trouble
Date a dragon who uses elongated chairs made just for dragons
Date a dragon who is a pillar of nobility and composure
Date a dragon who rests their chin on the table
I love this post way too much not to reblog it.
AaaaAAAAAAAAAA
The cutest damn things Ive ever seen
@basiliskfree @noivern a solution: giant beanbag chairs
Draw that in a separate post also these
I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.
Holy mother of god this is on my dash again.