⋆。˚ 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐲
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⋆。˚ 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐲
𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯 ౨ৎ 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 + 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘦 ౨ৎ 𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘴 ౨ৎ 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘪
౨ৎ 𝘫𝘫𝘬 𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 ౨ৎ 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘮𝘬!
©𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘵𝘰 @𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘺𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘺 2026. 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘺 𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘪.
𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐈 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐥 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮
The breakup with Toji was quiet—more of a sigh, a moment that only paused for a moment in time. He had always seemed half in, half out, and when he finally walked out, you wished him well, even though your heart felt broken and you were constantly trying to distract yourself.
A week passes faster than you expect. You still help people study for tests, still remember your little sisters' play, you have to attend,and still try to smile, even when it aches. But the thing about a breakup is that it creeps in at the edges, stubborn and silent, refusing to let you move on.
One afternoon, while sitting alone with your notebook, you scribble a silly, half-joking list of reasons why you need a fake boyfriend to make things easier and get Toji back, no awkward questions, maybe a distraction. You never expect anyone to find it.
But someone does, and that person is insufferable.
Sukuna shows up at the library, sits at your table, and pushes the letter toward you. "So is this offer for anyone or just people who aren't like me?" You blink, cheeks warming. “You weren't supposed to see that.”
a/n I passed finals🙏 hopefully first chapter out by midnight tmrw for now enjoy the sneak peak/ preview series masterlist tag list open!
⋆。˚𝐈 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮
overview; you want your ex-boyfriend, back sukuna wants yorozu to leave him alone. So what happens when you both start a fake dating plan to get what you want but what happens when the feelings slowly become real?
hockey player sukuna x shy tenderhearted reader art by : @winterrbluess
college au ⋆౨ৎ˚ future angst ⋆౨ৎ slight smut ⋆౨ৎ medium burn ⋆౨ৎ reader is decided to have 2000s style ⋆౨ৎ fake dating trope ⋆౨ৎ reader’s ex is toji ⋆౨ৎ uncle kuna showcase | based off to all the boys I’ve loved before |. weekly updates
ep 0: letters |. ep 1: terms & conditions | ep 2: loved before |. ep 3: I like me better |. ep 4: dirty little secret |. ep 5: stranger in you |. ep 6: ps I still love you
minisodes: you’ve got a friend in me |. food review |. Princess.
first chapter out Friday if finals doesn’t kill me🥰
tag list is open just lmk!
𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰
It was quiet in the car, the engine humming, and the only sound was Jeff Buckley on the radio.
"Hi guys, today, Ryo and I are gonna rate the Dubai chocolate cookie from crumble."
"Okay, you can have the first bite. Is it good?" Sukuna nods. "Okay, my turn." You take the cookie from him and bite it. The video cuts.
"What do we do now?" "Um, we kiss," you say sheepishly, and you can feel your cheeks warming. Sukuna grins, "Okay then, come closer." The video starts again.
Sukuna pulls you in his hand, skimming your jaw, tilting your face up. Your lips meet sweetly at first, tasting the chocolate, but quickly.
Deepening as your fingers find his hair, pulling, drawing you both closer until you're breathless against his mouth.
The video is long forgotten, but the kiss it’s messy, slow, and electric. His tongue brushes yours in a way that leaves you dizzy and feeling all fuzzy inside. He bites your lip, teeth grazing across. Suddenly, he shudders, and a soft whimper escapes as the kiss gets messier.
When you finally pull away, your lips are tingling, and your eyes are locked on each other, it feels like your heart is going to jump out.
Sukuna grabs the phone and puts the video in his drafts. You let out a slight chuckle. "I heard that whimper," you tease. "Shut up," Sukuna mutters.
a/n: first chapter of I only want to be with you out this week! this is part of my minisodes
𝐘𝐨𝐮’𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞
The apartment’s quiet hum started to fade out as you started to put away your textbooks. You were so tired, —five hours of studying for a test that could, honestly, make or break your career. "God, I’m tired," you muttered, voice barely a whisper in the empty room.
But you promised Sukuna you’d be there for his big game—yeah, it’s in the contract, but maybe, just maybe, that’s not the only reason you’re going. "Don’t overthink it," you tell yourself, even though you totally are.
You grab the extra jersey he gave you—his name in bold letters on the back and head out. Your heart’s fluttering with excitement, beating out of your chest. "Chill, it’s just a game.” you whisper, but your face is already warm.
When you open the doors, you’re hit with the crowd’s roar, the cheers taking over the room. Sukuna’s fast—whenever he’s on the ice, he’s in his own world. "Show-off," you think, but you’re grinning.
When you take a seat in the section Sukuna had texted you to sit in, you noticed a smaller version of Sukuna with pink hair and a big, bright smile, cheering him on.
Your heart gets all fluttery, again. You know what the contract says, but meeting his family? That wasn’t in the fine print. "What do I even do—say hi? Introduce myself? Pretend the little boy doesn’t exist? you spiral. But then, a small voice interrupts your thoughts.
"Hey! My uncle has a jersey like that too," he says, voice warm, eyes wide. "Are you his girlfriend? My dad thinks he has one, ‘cause he’s less upset now, you chuckle yes I am.”
You don’t even get another word out—he just pulls you in for a big hug. "My name’s Yuji!" he beams. "Uncle Kuna buys me ice cream a lot. Does he do the same for you?""Yeah, sometimes we get froyo together," you admit, and for the rest of the game,
you and Yuji cheer on Sukuna like you’ve done this before. It isn’t supposed to be this way, though—you’re not supposed to say you’re his girlfriend and get all warm inside, at the thought of being known as his girlfriend.
"You just want Toji back," you remind yourself, but maybe you’re playing into this role a little too well?
a/n: me when I actually lock in and write(hamster on unicorn picture.)
𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰
It was quiet in the car, the engine humming, and the only sound was Jeff Buckley on the radio.
"Hi guys, today, Ryo and I are gonna rate the Dubai chocolate cookie from crumble."
"Okay, you can have the first bite. Is it good?" Sukuna nods. "Okay, my turn." You take the cookie from him and bite it. The video cuts.
"What do we do now?" "Um, we kiss," you say sheepishly, and you can feel your cheeks warming. Sukuna grins, "Okay then, come closer." The video starts again.
Sukuna pulls you in his hand, skimming your jaw, tilting your face up. Your lips meet sweetly at first, tasting the chocolate, but quickly.
Deepening as your fingers find his hair, pulling, drawing you both closer until you're breathless against his mouth.
The video is long forgotten, but the kiss it’s messy, slow, and electric. His tongue brushes yours in a way that leaves you dizzy and feeling all fuzzy inside. He bites your lip, teeth grazing across. Suddenly, he shudders, and a soft whimper escapes as the kiss gets messier.
When you finally pull away, your lips are tingling, and your eyes are locked on each other, it feels like your heart is going to jump out.
Sukuna grabs the phone and puts the video in his drafts. You let out a slight chuckle. "I heard that whimper," you tease. "Shut up," Sukuna mutters.
a/n: first chapter of I only want to be with you out this week! this is part of my minisodes
letters
"He's a dick." "Yeah, well, he was my dick," you say as you slam your phone down on the bed, staring at the ceiling, hoping a fairy will mysteriously emerge. "I miss him, honestly. All he does now is go to Gojo's parties and mess with other girls. It's sickening." You say while grabbing your phone and going to your messages, fingers hovering over the keyboard. "Maybe if I text him, he'll remember how he cared about me."
Well, maybe if you didn't stalk him every day, he would be easier to get over," Yuki's voice chimes in through the phone, and you can practically hear her rolling her eyes.
"Have you ever thought maybe he was just using you for chem?"
"No, he wouldn't. And if he was, he wouldn't get jealous when I talk to other guys, but during the whole relationship, he had tons of girl friends, so he's applying a double standard."
"Yes, I mean no. Ughh, I need a plan to get him back."
"Here's a thought - you start to fake date someone, and he’ll magically want you back."
"Oh, my gosh, that’s the best idea you’ve had all week. Thank you, thank you, Ki."
"What? No, I wasn’t being serious. Please don’t do that. Look, this isn’t some big romance—" "Or maybe it is!" you say, squealing. "I'll write a letter and post it somewhere. Whoever wants to join my dating scheme can message me." "I suppose that could actually work.”yuki says but her doubts are obvious
a/n: I pinky promise this fic is coming out trust everything is ready to go so enjoy ep 0
letters
"He's a dick." "Yeah, well, he was my dick," you say as you slam your phone down on the bed, staring at the ceiling, hoping a fairy will mysteriously emerge. "I miss him, honestly. All he does now is go to Gojo's parties and mess with other girls. It's sickening." You say while grabbing your phone and going to your messages, fingers hovering over the keyboard. "Maybe if I text him, he'll remember how he cared about me."
Well, maybe if you didn't stalk him every day, he would be easier to get over," Yuki's voice chimes in through the phone, and you can practically hear her rolling her eyes.
"Have you ever thought maybe he was just using you for chem?"
"No, he wouldn't. And if he was, he wouldn't get jealous when I talk to other guys, but during the whole relationship, he had tons of girl friends, so he's applying a double standard."
"Yes, I mean no. Ughh, I need a plan to get him back."
"Here's a thought - you start to fake date someone, and he’ll magically want you back."
"Oh, my gosh, that’s the best idea you’ve had all week. Thank you, thank you, Ki."
"What? No, I wasn’t being serious. Please don’t do that. Look, this isn’t some big romance—" "Or maybe it is!" you say, squealing. "I'll write a letter and post it somewhere. Whoever wants to join my dating scheme can message me." "I suppose that could actually work.”yuki says but her doubts are obvious
a/n: I pinky promise this fic is coming out trust everything is ready to go so enjoy ep 0
𝐟𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮
Satoru is drifting off to sleep. you hesitate, wondering if it’s okay to lay with him, but his arms are open, waiting for you.
once you lay with him, his warmth and loving nature make you feel calm.
as you both curl into each other more, you can hear satoru humming something. “I love you so much,” he says softly, and that’s what you love and enjoy about him the most his soft-spoken nature.
“I love you much more, toru,” as you relax. the steady rhythm of satoru’s breathing fills the room as you both fall asleep.
divider: @cursed-carmine
𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
Sukuna’s presence was overwhelming in your quiet room. your breath hitched, fingers curling into his salmon-colored hair, your lips met—soft, hesitant, but undeniably sparking something.
just as the kiss was deepening, becoming messy, you pulled back. your brow’s furrowed as you glanced past sukuna’s shoulder and looked at your bed. all of your children (stuffed animals) were watching you commit such an inappropriate act.
“wait,” you said, untangling yourself from his grip and stepping around him to your bed. one by one, you turned their bodies to face the wall and whispered something to them.
“there,” you said. “now they won’t see us do something not so appropriate.”
sukuna watched you, his smirk still in place. “you stopped kissing me to turn your stuffed animals toward the wall,” he teased, pulling you back into him.
you playfully rolled your eyes, but your small smile gave you away. his laughter vibrated against your lips while he kissed you again—hopefully with no interruptions this time.
dividers: @cursed-carmine
𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
Sukuna’s presence was overwhelming in your quiet room. your breath hitched, fingers curling into his salmon-colored hair, your lips met—soft, hesitant, but undeniably sparking something.
just as the kiss was deepening, becoming messy, you pulled back. your brow’s furrowed as you glanced past sukuna’s shoulder and looked at your bed. all of your children (stuffed animals) were watching you commit such an inappropriate act.
“wait,” you said, untangling yourself from his grip and stepping around him to your bed. one by one, you turned their bodies to face the wall and whispered something to them.
“there,” you said. “now they won’t see us do something not so appropriate.”
sukuna watched you, his smirk still in place. “you stopped kissing me to turn your stuffed animals toward the wall,” he teased, pulling you back into him.
you playfully rolled your eyes, but your small smile gave you away. his laughter vibrated against your lips while he kissed you again—hopefully with no interruptions this time.
dividers: @cursed-carmine
𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠
The moment you stepped inside, the air was thick with cheap alcohol and weed. You were with your friends, “Shoko and Utahime,” but the crowd seemed to swallow them whole.
shoko was with choso on the couch like usual, letting a cigarette dangle from her lips, and utahime was mid-argument with satoru for the 20th time this week.
You were left with a drink, your body vibrating from the bass of the music playing. toji spotted you almost instantly, and the way your micro shorts rode up with every step you took…
you were now talking with maki. the way you smiled and moved was addictive, almost like you were luring him in.
once maki left, he saw his chance to talk with you. the music thumped loud, the sound of people jumping in the pool in the background.
when you came back from being spaced out, he was already there.
𝐚/𝐧 this is basically how toji and reader met from my last fic “kissing in cars.”
dividers by @cursed-carmine
𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠
The moment you stepped inside, the air was thick with cheap alcohol and weed. You were with your friends, “Shoko and Utahime,” but the crowd seemed to swallow them whole.
shoko was with choso on the couch like usual, letting a cigarette dangle from her lips, and utahime was mid-argument with satoru for the 20th time this week.
You were left with a drink, your body vibrating from the bass of the music playing. toji spotted you almost instantly, and the way your micro shorts rode up with every step you took…
you were now talking with maki. the way you smiled and moved was addictive, almost like you were luring him in.
once maki left, he saw his chance to talk with you. the music thumped loud, the sound of people jumping in the pool in the background.
when you came back from being spaced out, he was already there.
𝐚/𝐧 this is basically how toji and reader met from my last fic “kissing in cars.”
dividers by @cursed-carmine
𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬
𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
“Dear Sukuna, It was fun to go to the arcade with you. thank you for all the plushies—I had a great time hopefully we get to play laser tag again soon.”
“Dear Sukuna, thank you for the date. I had a great time; the movie was amazing. I love romcoms it was so sweet of you to remember that.”
“Dear Sukuna, making cookies was fun, especially when we had that flour fight. I wanna make bread next thank you for tonight.”
“Dear Kuna, the mall date was amazing. I loved it so much, especially our photo booth pictures. you spent so much on me thank you.”
“Dear Kuna, all these dates with you truly mean the world to me. thank you for taking me to the aquarium; you remembered one of my favorite animals is a stingray.”
“Dear Sukuna, I need you to know that I like you, ryomen sukuna maybe even more. every interaction, every moment I’ve had with you, feels so surreal. I’m lucky to be your girlfriend. I really enjoyed the picnic with you, and the lantern release was gorgeous—thank you.”
divider creds @cursed-carmine
𝐚/𝐧: wanted to write more but i was crying this whole week
𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥
“It’s here! It’s here! It’s here!” you squealed, jumping up and down with your hands clasped under your chin.
“I’ve waited 3 weeks for this bag and all its accessories to come, and now it’s finally here!” you gushed, practically vibrating with excitement. ready to decorate it and show it off to your boyfriend
sukuna looked at you. “What’s here And why are you so enthusiastic this morning, gosh woman?”
You scoffed, waving a hand. “ryoo, my ita bag is here! don’t you remember? you complained when you bought it, even when I said I was perfectly fine buying it myself.”
sukuna raised an eyebrow. “oh, that yeah, ‘cause you’re not putting my face all over the bag, so it’s useless. why have a whole bag dedicated for someone who isn’t real?”
You rolled your eyes but smiled anyways. “don’t worry, I know you’re jelly. but I’ll put little cute pictures of us in there. don’t worry.” “and I will also put our matching rilakkuma and korilakkuma plushies inside.”
sukuna, let out a light laugh. “yeah, yeah, whatever.”
𝐚/𝐧: so like in-vision the bag like this bag
dividers creds:@cursed-carmine
𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐤𝐨 𝐱 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝-𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬
𝐚/𝐧: for anon please read the bottom also💕
"𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐤𝐨, who learned small sentences in your first language just to have a conversation with your siblings,"
"𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐤𝐨, who saved up money so both of you could go back to your hometown and meet your family,"
"𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐤𝐨, who learned how to make your favorite dish—whenever you were homesick-getting recipes from your mom,"
"𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐤𝐨, who loves you and your culture unconditionally and always makes you feel loved and appreciated."
"𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐤𝐨, who took a study abroad offer to be near you during the summertime and take language-learning classes,"
𝐚/𝐧: l am so so super sorry to the anon who requested this and is barely getting it I will also make 2 side stories to go with these head canons I hope you can forgive me☹️
𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐬
𝐭𝐨𝐣𝐢 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
The car was parked across the street from your house. It was cold and dark outside, and street lamps filled the inside. you watched toji from the passenger seat, texting someone on his phone. you stared at him like if you looked away for even a moment, he would disappear.
“You’re staring at me again,” he muttered, his deep voice cutting through your daydream. you didn’t answer him. Instead, you unbuckled your seatbelt and started to crawl across the console until you were in his lap.
he’s breath stuttered while you got close, cupping his face. “Make me stop.”you whispered It was almost daring. his hands fell down to your hips, gripping tight enough to leave bruises. the kiss was messy, desperate, and you both never wanted to stop.
your hands found his hair, pulling roughly. the car was filled with heat, lust, ragged breathing, and the faint sound of the engine.
toji started to pull you closer until a loud knock interrupted. “oh my god,” Toji’s grip loosened, and he looked up. your dad stood outside the car with his arms crossed, his eyebrow raised almost reaching his hairline. “get out the car. now,” his voice was low but threatening.
you crawled out of toji’s lap and grabbed your stuff. toji exhaled sharply while shaking his head. “we’re so screwed,” you groaned while opening the car door. “I’m grounded till I’m 50.”
𝐚/𝐧: I hope this good toji maybe ooc bare with me
divider creds: @cursed-carmine