heyyyy hi,,, how ya'll doing....
i miss roleplaying. i miss writing. i miss mary. i had a huge life change and im unemployed again... idk maybe i'll come back here....
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heyyyy hi,,, how ya'll doing....
i miss roleplaying. i miss writing. i miss mary. i had a huge life change and im unemployed again... idk maybe i'll come back here....
heyyyy hi,,, how ya'll doing....
anyway. this is a small starter call that I’ll get to tomorrow!!
sharp objects by gillian flynn
if you can’t do this, you can’t do it. but i think it might be good for you.
how do i not know you?
you can walk beside me here.
it’s all too loud.
i’m so sorry to bother you at home.
i was hoping i could stay here. just for a few days.
get the police. and call an ambulance.
an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.
heard you were in town, hoping you’d phone.
i don’t want to talk to anyone.
i just want to be left alone. we all want to be left alone.
was the funeral hard on you?
no one believes me.
if you want me to leave, i will.
sounds like we’ve both seen some ugly things.
you said it would all be perfect. you promised!
i’m so sorry, my girl.
i wish i’d been murdered.
you need to shut up now.
this place does bad things to me.
you’re gonna be fine. if you feel unfine, call me. i’ll get you out.
you’ve had too much to drink.
i think everything i say is stupid.
i think you are a parasite.
i hope someday you look back and see how ugly you are.
i was playing bad cop.
my brain desperately needs a night off from this stuff.
looks and money get you a long way around here.
now look what you’ve done. i’m bleeding.
some days i think i won’t be able to take the worry.
do you ever feel like bad things are going to happen, and you can’t stop them? you can’t do anything, you just have to wait?
when everyone’s asleep and everything’s quiet, it’s easier.
you’d never even know i was there.
i’m the one keeping you together.
get in, we’ve got some work to do.
i think i finally realized why i don’t love you.
you remind me of my mother.
i never said i didn’t love you.
you’re so hateful.
i learned at your feet.
this place is miserable and i want to die, but i can’t think of any place i’d rather be.
i’m tired of dying.
don’t play martyr.
i just always feel like a bad person when i’m here.
keep quiet until we get to my room, okay?
i’ll cut you.
come on sweetness, you need to be smart about your health.
it’s so weird to see you grown up.
have you gotten over it?
i just want to make things okay with us.
maybe your spirit has gotten a bit more broken. in a good way. in a necessary way.
we hurt each other awfully quick in this family.
just wait– everything’s going to get worse.
i genuinely fell for you. as much as you can fall for a person as closed off as you are.
anyone ever tell you you’re overly sensitive?
let me take care of you. just once, need me.
i love wiping away your tears.
black monday sentence starters. season one.
‘ wear this. for good luck on your interviews. ’
‘ you be sure to tell (name) that i knocked the glaze off the donut. ’
‘ want to do some cocaine ? ’
‘ i’m really surprised a ladies’ man such as yourself doesn’t know his cups. these are c’s, baby. ’
‘ i was born in a toilet and left on the stairs of a church. ’
‘ i woke up in a $1,500 a night fuck pad after a $5,000 park avenue fuck-a-thon. ’
‘ get the fuck out of my face. ’
‘ god chose me to choose you. ‘
‘ i’m gonna take us to the promise land. ’
‘ happy birthday. i know it’s the same shit every year, but what do you get the guy who has everything, right ? ’
‘ scusi ! i seem to have come down with a bad case of the first days. ’
‘ i may have picked the wrong career. ’
‘ joking’s kind of my strong suit. ’
‘ what are my weakness ? that’s a great question. i can only think of three: caring too much, working too hard, and caring too much. and i just repeated myself, so that’s four weaknesses, ‘cause that’s a repeating weakness. ’
‘ wait, now i forget, which one of you is a virgin and which one of you ain’t ever been laid before ? ’
‘ why don’t you two stop fucking each other for five minutes ? ’
‘ you’re making us late for our stand up comedy class. ’
‘ this is your thing, i don’t wanna do the talking at the same time. ’
‘ go out and buy yourself something really expensive, because we got a lot to celebrate tonight. a lot. ’
‘ between you and me, i’m kinda hot on the street. ’
‘ i’m willing to lose a million a day to prevent her from ever being employed for the rest of her natural or unnatural fucking life, whichever comes first. ’
‘ are you calling me a fucking coke head ? ’
‘ by the way, you got a chick’s name. ’
‘ are we talking house money or summer-house money ? ’
‘ remember that screenplay i wrote in college ? hear me out. what if we go to l.a.— ‘
‘ but you know what ? we don’t need money to be happy. ’
‘ should we have sex really quick ? because i am super jazzed. ’
‘ you’re the motherfucker that ruined my life. ’
‘ shut the fuck up. you think you scare me ? my dad beat me everyday of my life until he died. ’
‘ he literally died of a heart attack while beating me. ’
‘ why do you want a shitty honda ? ’
‘ that’s a lot of blood for a little guy. ’
‘ you’re the worst trader in manhattan since the indians. ’
‘ never walk away from a dollar that makes sense. ’
‘ i’m sorry i was so hard on you today. i just. . . you know, i just want you to be okay. ’
‘ i remember when your birthday used to be just sticking a candle in some apple pie. ’
‘ thanks, dick. ’
‘ so what was the plan ? you were gonna land a big, juicy job and then run over there and propose to her ? ’
‘ if you don’t do this, you’re going to regret it for the rest of your life. ’
‘ you didn’t do so bad today. ’
‘ you know, nobody’s yelled at me like that since 1973. ’
‘ i would love to fuck with you. ’
‘ you know, let’s just go home. i’m beat. ’
‘ i don’t care what anybody says, okay ? al pacino’s performance in scarface was bad. ’
‘ while nancy reagan is telling everybody that aids is no big whoop, i went long on condoms because i knew that shit had legs. ’
‘ i think the word for that is i’m a fucking genius. ’
‘ i’m engaged. and also a good person. . . . that didn’t come out right. ’
‘ he is gonna smack the handsome off that kid. ’
‘ i get it. haze the new guy. just like a cappella camp. ’
‘ you call this hazing ? tell it to my frat brother next time you’re in heaven. ’
‘ hey, (name) ! i need you to suck my dick ! ’
‘ i thought we stopped having sex when i dumped your ass, but somehow you’re still fucking me. ’
‘ go cry in a stall or something, okay ? this is a place of business. ’
‘ this guy can’t even get pranked right, he’s a fucking idiot ! ’
‘ . . . but that’s insider trading. ’
‘ i didn’t even know this day could get any fucking better ! ’
‘ i mean, you could call it a dog-shit stock, or i could call your wife and tell her all about that trip you and your nanny took down to sunny bora-bortion, you remember that ? ’
‘ need ? i did not say the n-word. ’
‘ consider it my apology. ’
‘ i didn’t hate your plan. i hated that you didn’t tell me. ’
‘ yeah, they’ll fuck you, but they’re not gonna hire you. ’
‘ you need me, (name). it’s okay to say it. ’
‘ so ? that’s unethical ! but maybe the guy making holocaust jokes maybe wouldn’t understand that. ’
‘ before you judge me, marriage is a marathon. you’ll see. ’
‘ really ? that’s your fucking closer after blowing up my life ? ’
‘ how’s the jizz biz, kid ? hey, you got carpal tunnel yet ? ‘
‘ good lord, are you trying to hide behind a lamp ? ’
‘ don’t you remember when you used to be me ? uncorrupted ? ’
‘ isn’t that the kind of tortured hero shit you guys jack off to ? ’
‘ i’m as good at pulling out as mohammad ali is at boxing. ’
‘ i wanna form a father-son relationship with him so i can get close enough to stab him in the back. ’
‘ why can’t you just jerk off like a regular guy ? ’
‘ parenting is just like dating, but with no sex. ’
‘ everyone i love is dead. ’
‘ i’m not even a citizen, i think, so. . . ’
‘ the guy’s unhinged, i walked in the other day to him masturbating to hockey’s hardest hits volume three. ’
‘ i should be more like you: bitchy. ’
‘ i look forward to seeing you all day long tomorrow. you and me, holding hands, watching our boy become a bar mitzvah. ’
‘ you aren’t the other man. you are the only man, okay ? ’
‘ i hate when you call them mom and dad. it feels incesty. ’
‘ this is the hottest ticket in town, and we got killer seats. ’
‘ i never even open a menu. i just order the most expensive shit, you know ? keeps it exciting. ’
‘ i prefer my ground beef cooked and with cheese and on a bun. ’
‘ i’m from a town with one restaurant. this world, it’s very overwhelming to me. ’
‘ i kind of grew up like you, you know ? but instead of one restaurant, i had no parents. ’
‘ i wanna share everything with you: a place in chelsea, a portmanteau. ’
‘ don’t you want to be happy ? ’
‘ i am happy. i fucking love my family. what, do you want me to leave them for you ? for sex ? ’
‘ i’ll give you something to blow on. ’
‘ of course i know dolly parton, who do you think bought her those cans ? . . . i’m joking, god did. ’
‘ don’t throw the whole baby out with the bathwater. ’
‘ real money is honest money, okay ? ’
‘ i don’t get it. you just said you were proud of me. ’
‘ don’t bring your mother’s porn into this. ’
‘ most of the time, i just walk around that office feeling like one of those chickens my dad used to make me cut the head off of. ’
‘ should i try some ? ’
‘ you don’t know what i can handle. ’
‘ i feel more successful already. ’
‘ the moon is so much brighter when you’re on cocaine. ’
‘ have you ever had sex with a guy with a huge promotion ? ’
‘ i would rather fuck my father. my mom too. ’
‘ you listen to me, (name). you’re going to prison. maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday, and probably for the rest of your life. and i’m not going to let you take me and our beautiful family down with you. ’
‘ i’d know those legs anywhere. ’
‘ you are the only person in my life that i can’t live without. ’
‘ this might be the cocaine talking, but can we get some more cocaine ? ’
‘ is this a child wedding ? ’
‘ i’m not getting a real ‘i’ve made a huge mistake and i’m rushing back to my fiance’ vibe off him. ’
‘ he’s just making cash for the first time. i mean, you remember the moneymoon phase. ’
‘ he’ll get sick of this shit. ’
‘ it’s like when they caught me smoking. they locked me in the closet, they made me smoke a whole carton of cigarettes until i didn’t want another cigarette as long as i live. ’
‘ fuck that bitch. ’
‘ the guy will do anything for a buck. ’
‘ let’s just talk to the kid about the power of love. ’
‘ it’s so weird calling a chick a boss. it’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to me. ’
‘ is it me, or is he getting weirder ? ’
‘ it’s so cool you live in a hotel. you’re like eloise. ’
‘ how are you ? i can’t imagine how hard it must be to be apart from the love of your life. ’
‘ sometimes it’s brave to be alone. instead of, you know, settling for the first lame-ass doctor that you lay eyes on that satisfies your parents but not you. ’
‘ and word on the street ? this guy is hung like a hose. ’
‘ i mean, i know i broke up with her, but i didn’t expect this this soon. ’
‘ hey, bring us a bottle of wine, yeah ? ’
‘ i thought we were gonna get busy. ’
‘ i’m so full, i can hardly move. but you can do stuff to me if you’d like. ’
‘ maybe i’d loosen up if we’d have sex again. yeah, then we can clean up all the laundry that we knocked over when we had sex in the hall. ’
‘ how’d she meet someone so fast ? ’
‘ it’s a sit-com that takes place in a nazi concentration camp. ’
‘ you look incredible ! ’
‘ i haven’t acted since college. and the upenn gezette called my performance as otto frank the worst thing to happen to anne frank. ’
‘ hey, honey. listen, i’m not comin’ home. but i wanna let you know i’ve never loved anyone as much as i loved your sister. ’
‘ you were right, i fucked your sister ! ’
‘ was it just me or was that movie about racism really, really racist ? ’
‘ i just wanted to say you’re a piece of shit and i’ve always hated you. ’
‘ i know it didn’t work, but honeypot or not, i had a really great time tonight. ’
‘ i don’t want things to be awkward between us, (name), and i’m hoping that eventually you and i could be friends. ’
‘ for once in my life, i need to focus on myself. ’
‘ tell me that you just brought (name) here to make me jealous. ’
‘ oh my god, she’s so hot. a part of me didn’t know whether i should be jealous of her or of you.’
‘ i didn’t want to disappoint you, and honestly sometimes you can be a bit scary. ’
‘ that was a long time ago. and remember ? i’m kinda married. ’
‘ this thing’s bad luck. ever since i put it on you, it’s kicked off a series of disastrous events, okay ? this thing is cursed. ’
‘ now i see where this guy gets his fashion sense from. ’
‘ i feel like i’m lucy, you know, and the football ? or. . . maybe i’m charlie brown. i don’t know. or maybe i’m the football. ’
‘ this is supposed to be one of the most romantic spots in the city. ’
‘ show us your tits ! ’
‘ she’s got me on a strict wedding diet of maltodextrin, carrageenan, and phosphates. ’
‘ was it just me or was that meeting really odd ? ’
‘ it sucks. i mean, soon we’re not even gonna be able to flirt. ’
‘ it was just a drunken accident. just like my little brother. ’
‘ you kissed your brother too ? ’
‘ my parents thought they were done having kids, and then they were using the rhythm method and somebody got off beat. ’
‘ is that what i think it is ? i’m legitimately asking that question because i did not understand that. ’
‘ what are you chicks squealing about ? ’
‘ this guy is like the willy wonka of money ! ’
‘ he’s getting a pube to big for his briefs and i know just the guy to take him down. ’
‘ listen up, motherfuckers ! i am your god now ! ’
‘ this weekend is not about work, okay ? ’
‘ pick a menu. any menu. or we could live dangerously and play a little take out roulette. ’
‘ have fun, enjoy yourself ! try not to die ! ’
‘ he was a leo, i’m a cancer, so we were incompatible. ’
‘ i know how women work. i know women stuff, i have amazing women’s intuition. ’
‘ why do you let them bully you ? ’
‘ i know you don’t have a lot of work experience, but there is a chain of command that needs to be respected. ’
‘ and then afterwards, we’re gonna go home, and i’m gonna twist you into a hot pretzel and inject you with my nacho ch— i’m sorry. ’
‘ i can’t stand these evil twinkies. ’
‘ the only reason we’re here is because they need a sucker. ’
‘ trust me. they are going to fuck us, okay ? ’
’ i don’t know how they do their milk here, but i love it. ’
‘ he hates you, you hate him. i hate that i love your outfits. ’
‘ look, the only thing that he has ever been right about is that we would never do a deal that doesn’t fuck him like a brother. ’
‘ our reservation was an hour ago. ’
‘ i’m going to count to three. one. . . two. . . oh my god, you are fucked. two and a half ! ’
‘ so, good news, bad news. um, i finally got rid of that tie you hated, but it kind of broke the shredder in the process. ’
‘ i’m sorry i ruined our weekend. ’
‘ (name), i am obsessed with you. ’
‘ from now on, no one’s pushing me around. except for you. you can push my ass around. ’
‘ you’re a smart woman, which we would normally find repulsive, but we’d be willing to overlook that for money. ’
‘ six months, tops. he’ll be broke, in jail, dead, or all three. ’
‘ i mean, it should be the rush of my life, right ? but i’m. . . i’m distracted. i keep losing focus. ’
‘ i lived my whole life like that. money over everything and everyone. and look where i am now. ’
‘ are you telling me that after all these years, now you’re saying that money doesn’t matter, that it’s all about love ? ‘
‘ you’re dumb. that’s it, i just figured it out: you’re fucking dumb. ’
‘ everything i am, was, will be is about money. ’
‘ no one gives a shit about you. except yourself. ’
‘ you know what you can do ? get us a case of whiskey older than i am. you and i will drink this pathetic bitch out of your head. ’
‘ that was cool. you just touched me and you meant it. i love that. ’
‘ tell me the truth. i’m the first visitor he’s had in months, right ? ‘
‘ you’re my partner, and i’m sorry if i haven’t always treated you that way. you deserve better. ’
‘ i trust you and i hope someday you’ll be able to trust me again. ’
‘ your days of bullying me for no reason are over, alright ? ’
‘ i don’t want to use that information against you, but if you don’t stop fucking with me, i will tell everyone, and i’ll start with your family. maybe your kids first. ’
‘ that’s fucking rich, coming from you. ’
‘ when you didn’t show up, it just reminded me of all the times you let me down, and so i got drunk and stupid. ’
‘ how the fuck could you be so fucking stupid ? ’
‘ oh my god, that’s a dead body ! what the fuck did you do ? ’
‘ i’m so overwhelmed. i mean, we don’t even have a honeymoon spot. ’
‘ well, i’ve only been on a plane twice, so they all sound exciting. ’
‘ i want a honeymoon place that is so exotic and so special that none of my friends have been there, like a country that’s just been overthrown. ’
‘ favorite colors can change. from now on, mine is. . . gunmetal gray. or camo. ’
‘ i haven’t eaten in four days, but you know what ? i’m gonna make an exception for tonight. ’
‘ oh mama, i’m gonna force myself on that fucking cake. ’
‘ that’s a scary way to phrase that. ’
‘ you’re a gay. it’s so obvious. ’
‘ uh, it’s not obvious to me ! ’
‘ it’s pronounced uruguay. ’
‘ hey, listen, speaking of using condoms, what do you say we. . . stop using condoms ? ’
‘ i’m sorry i get all weird about this stuff. ’
‘ i’m so ready. i’m gonna call my mom. ’
‘ hold on, i know i’m cute, but i’m still a he. ’
‘ what am i ? a fucking teacher ? ’
‘ what is this, open mic night ? shut the fuck up. ’
‘ you were right. picking stocks is a lot easier when you already know what’s gonna happen. ’
‘ what the fuck has been up with you ? you’ve just— you’ve been, uh, nice. ’
‘ suck my dick. . . oh, and that’s a figure of speech, not an invitation. ’
‘ i hope you’re right, because trust me, you don’t wanna be me. ’
‘ i’m so excited for our family road trip ! in just six short hours, we’ll be making smores and memories. ’
‘ i’m a serial killer ? you’re drinking a blizzard next to a fucking dead person. ’
‘ are you okay ? i mean, you didn’t even dump any fruit punch in that vodka. ’
‘ at first i thought you said something that made me wanna stab you. ’
‘ or, we skip your place just come back to my place, and have some gay sex. ’
‘ why don’t you shut your faces, you fucking whores ? ’
‘ you’re so smart and so together, and i trust you more than i trust myself right now. ’
‘ while you’ve been in here getting shit-faced, our reputation’s out there, getting butt-fucked in front of a live studio audience. ’
‘ i’m bad at parties. ’
‘ i tried everything to make this work because i love you. ’
‘ do you even want to get married ? huh ? ’
‘ payback’s a bitch, and i’m the son of one. ’
‘ you’re a winter, not a spring. ’
‘ oh my god, did you pierce your ear with your tie pin ? ’
‘ i’m really confused right now. ’
‘ a little white lie never hurt anybody. ’
‘ is nair supposed to burn my eyes from this distance ? ‘
‘ every newlywed’s parents buy them an apartment. duh. ’
‘ the only thing you should work on is letting yourself be happy. ’
‘ if you agree with all that, blink. ’
‘ we all have our hobbies. mine is astronomy, yours is lying to me. ’
‘ in what world is it okay to kidnap someone ? ’
‘ well, i’m sorry that i have a policy about never apologizing to white people. ’
‘ i hope you like your nothing burger with nothing on it, because this ? is nothing. ’
‘ no white dicks for me after labor day. ’
‘ call me ma’am again. i want you to. ’
‘ it’s not a fucking prank, okay ? ’
‘ please do not shoot my dumbass friend. ’
‘ come on, you got to try to sell that punch better. ’
‘ god’s a funny fuck, isn’t he ? ’
‘ oh my god, i guess that is super fucked up. ’
‘ we cheated death ! . . .what do we do now ? ’
‘ not to mention he was out all night with some prostitute, probably. ’
‘ haven’t you ever fallen out of love, (name) ? you know, you keep holding on, hoping to get that feeling back, but the tighter you grip it, the further away it gets. and then one day you wake up, and you’re two totally different people, and you wonder how you even got together in the first place. ’
‘ why are you so invested in my relationship ? ’
‘ when i said we were friends, that was true, i meant that, but the truth is, i’ve been playing you, kid. ’
‘ you’re gonna break her heart anyway. i mean, why not give her the wedding of her dreams first ? ’
‘ fuck you. i’m gonna tell (name) everything. ’
‘ she’s probably gonna die. ’
‘ i hate to ask this, but could (name) have done this ? ’
‘ he is crazy, but what would make you think he would kidnap a person ? ’
‘ are you okay ? i— i wanna get into all of this with you. ’
‘ what do i tell the police when they ask me about him ? ’
‘ the police will think i’m involved because who would believe i had no clue for months ? i can’t go to prison. ’
‘ you can stay strong for nine hours, can’t you ? ’
‘ i don’t want to marry her, but that doesn’t mean i want her ripped into chunks. ’
‘ what’d you do, you crazy fuck ? ! ’
‘ i ain’t just talking the talk. you hear me ? ’
‘ extra, extra ! no one gives a shit about black folks ! ’
‘ i’m (name), and people call me. but only if they’re very lucky. ’
‘ (name) is a fighter. just ask the last delivery driver who forgot our duck sauce. ’
‘ what’s the age cut off for that milk carton thingy ? ’
‘ it could just be a classic new york snatch, kill, chop, and dump. ’
‘ don’t you have any clues other than bitch boy here ? ’
‘ let me just say, on the record, ew. ’
‘ i’m not sure a square like you could handle it. ’
‘ we were out partying last night and we got into this debate about who has the biggest balls on the street, which led to a dick-measuring contest, which led to a pissing contest, which led to a sword fight, which led to a cockfight, which led to me being up six grand. ’
‘ i have a charades party to get to, but i can’t until you start talking. ’
‘ i suppose (name) does have an undeniable raw sexuality, but i don’t know what that has to do with this. ’
‘ this is madness. the whole world’s gone upside-down and your solution is to make upside-down cake ? ’
‘ we couldn’t have gotten through this without money. ’
‘ no press is bad press. ’
‘ jesus. i guess i deserve that on some level, but jesus. ’
‘ can i get back to paying my respects ? ’
‘ did we kill that bottle ? ’
‘ i genuinely like the kid. i mean, we almost died together. that’s gotta count for something. ’
‘ he wasn’t gonna marry (name) because. . . well, because he’s in love with me. and i think that i am falling for him too. ’
’ they say he wants my money, but he won’t get shit. ’
‘ can i get your autograph ? ’
‘ i’m not afraid of love. i’m not ! ’
‘ i was gonna propose, okay ? i had the goddamn ring and everything. ’
’ you want me to sign a prenup ? ’
‘ if you wanna go, we can go. ’
‘ they don’t always leave with the ones they came in with. ’
‘ you’d have to be one dumb hick fuck to be messing around with your girlfriend when you’re about to marry someone else. ’
‘ fuck ‘em all. ’
‘ it doesn’t fucking matter ! ’
‘ you got some balls ? you fucking prove it ! ’
‘ he has treated you like a son ! sure, in the way that dads are super cold to their sons to try to get them to stop acting like such pussies, but still. ’
‘ i’m pretty sure this wedding is fucked anyways. ’
‘ i think this wedding has been fucked for a long time. ’
‘ my plan did not involve you fucking him. ’
‘ thank god i didn’t propose to you. ’
‘ i should’ve known. maybe i sort of did. ’
‘ you are the smartest person i’ve ever known. ’
‘ i know this is a shame wedding, but i have been dreaming about this day since i was a little girl, so please, just give me this. ’
‘ are they dancing to the national anthem ? ’
‘ do republicans hate america ? because this is like a dance version of burning the flag. ’
‘ shut the fuck up. you know the saying isn’t an endless stream of bullshit and bad puns is the soul of wit, right ? ’
‘ you don’t wanna be my friend, don’t be my friend. who cares ? ’
‘ i knew you were full of shit, but i didn’t think you were all shit. ’
‘ wow. you really have crossed all the way over to the dark side. ’
‘ i learned it by watching you, dad. ’
‘ part of me wants to give you a big old hug. a bigger part of me wants to beat the dog shit out of you in front of all your friends and fake family. ’
‘ that’s cute, but this isn’t a negotiation. ’
‘ now if you’ll excuse me, i have to go do the fucking hokey-pokey. ’
‘ you’re a selfish piece of shit. ’
‘ i mean, this marriage has always been bullshit on some level anyway. ’
‘ just like theatre camp, i’m always getting fucked by gay guys. ’
‘ duh, (name)’s gay. my hubby likes chubby. ’
‘ these mind games that you’re pulling ? it’s getting sad. ’
‘ wanna commit a murder ? let’s do it, i’m in. ’
‘ yeah, of course (name)’s gay. i thought everyone knew that. ’
‘ maybe we just have better gay radar than you. ’
‘ i’m back, baby ! i gotta do some coke. ’
‘ why is he dating me ? ’
‘ i swear i’m gonna kill that motherfucker. ’
‘ now, i know i’ve been shitty to you in the past, and the recent past, and this morning, but it’s gotta be you and me now, okay ? together. ’
‘ how could i forget you ? you’re my first. and my wife. ’
‘ it’s okay to be confused. ’
‘ i do love you. ’
‘ oh, i need to say it too ? i thought it was implied. ’
‘ (name) was feeling all lovey dovey, you know ? kissing my neck and feeling me up, grabbing my— ’
‘ i had to pretend i found a lump just so i could get out of there without punching him in his lying-ass face. ’
‘ i can’t believe that you didn’t know he was gay. ’
‘ you dated a girl for an entire year without realizing she was deaf ! ’
‘ can you believe it ? we got him trapped in a classic catch-69. ’
‘ i would have never got here without you. i can’t think of anybody i’d rather to celebrate with. ’
‘ if i don’t show, you better call the fucking morgue. ’
‘ it’s over, (name). you can never fix this. ’
‘ (name) is a piece of shit. and he’s not your friend. ’
‘ what has he ever done for you ? ’
‘ i gotta tell you, it’s been amazing to watch your evolution from punk-ass bitch to cold-ass mofo. ’
‘ wakey wakey, you fucking lightweight. ’
‘ you’re dead. welcome to hell ! ’
‘ i cried for the first time since reagan got shot and didn’t die. ’
‘ let’s all party until we die ! ’
‘ can i talk to you in private ? ’
‘ i’ll try anything twice. ’
‘ i’m worried about you, (name). talk to me. i got a feeling i’m the only person you can talk to about this. ’
‘ it’s like when i first got to the city, i kept seeing these ads for the mcdonald’s mcrib. do you know that thing ? it’s like a rack of ribs on a bun, except it’s not. it’s something called restructured meat product, and they pressurize it into the shape of ribs, bones and all. it doesn’t make sense. the bones aren’t real. and i guess sometimes that’s… that’s how i feel. like i’ve been pressed into this shape that doesn’t make sense to me. ’
‘ i don’t know what i feel. but i feel it in my bones. ’
‘ that’s whats so great about new york. you can be who you are. and you’ll figure out who that is. ’
‘ should we order some ribs ? ’
‘ i can’t believe how fucked everyone is. ’
‘ i know you knew, you’re too smart not too. ’
‘ for someone so smart, you have a real blind spot for (name). ’
‘ he acts like the only reason you got anywhere is because you slept with him. ’
‘ i’m not a fucking pussy anymore. ’
‘ i deserved it from him, but from you ? jesus christ, how could you do this shit ? what a punk move. ’
‘ let me get my camcorder, ‘cause i love it when mommy and daddy fight. ’
‘ i mean, what’s 100 mill when you can make two ? ’
‘ just having a bit of an out-of-money experience. ’
‘ you guys have any fucking idea what you’ve done ? ’
‘ people are gonna lose their fucking houses. their jobs. their livelihoods. their fucking everything. ’
’ you just broke the fucking world. ’
‘ i think you’re exaggerating. ’
‘ nobody screws us but us. ’
‘ i mean, all siblings take baths together. ’
‘ you always said that if i wanted something from you, i had to take it. ’
‘ i love you. but you know that already. so what is there even left to say ? ’
‘ nothing about you is real. you are all bullshit. ’
‘ i don’t know what to believe. ’
‘ you think i came here for your pathetic fucking birthday ? ’
‘ goddamn it, kid, you’re embarrassing yourself. ’
‘ you’re not my son. if you were my son, you wouldn’t have fucked up like this. ’
‘ i haven’t felt this close to you since we ate our brother in the womb. ’
‘ i know you think you lost everything, but you haven’t. ’
‘ you’re the only one in this room full of fucking snakes that never fucked me over. ’
‘ it turns out your the best friend i got in the world. jesus christ, i love you, man. ’
‘ fuck me ? fuck you ! ’
‘ it was a little bumpy, but i think we stuck the landing. ’
DEEP WATER (2022) — dir. Adrian Lyne
@marchon asked: ❝ like you said, i like to wander around. ❞
mary was not one to be easily spooked. she was a fairly big horror fan, she’d had her share of close calls and adventures, still there was some sense of unease she had felt the moment she stepped into the hotel cortez she couldn’t shake. the best place to squash that lingering feeling was of course the hotel bar.
she wasn’t sure what direction the stranger who joined her came from, he seemed to have just appeared in thin air, but she tried not to think too hard about the whole deal. instead she nodded ❝ i see. i suppose all that wandering has made you pretty familiar with the lay out of this place. i’m surprised i made it back out here, i got lost trying to find my room. ❞ she laughed and took a sip of her drink. ❝ i swear this place is built like a maze. ❞
waterfrd:
@whinemcm said: “ we make a pretty good team. ” (hiiii i missed u)
❛ It’s almost as if we were destined to come together some day. Serendipity, right? ❜ Perhaps her gaze lingers for a bit too long. It’s easy to forget the world they are trapped in when together in the greenhouse. Glass walls coated with the familiar steam the humidity brought could only hide so much. How long before someone grew suspicious enough to report them to the Eyes? ❛ My lilies have always looked their best when you’ve been helping me. ❜
mary often felt like she was too pessimistic to have any belief in some type of destined future. being with serena however, made her want to believe in it. she could make herself somewhat thankful for what the world has turned into because it brought them together. she glanced away from staring at the blonde and back down to the flowers in front of them. ❝ well ― sometimes that extra attention can do wonders. ❞ her gaze flickered slightly, fixated on serena’s hands now. mary moved her own hand just slightly enough so her own fingers just lightly grazed serena’s. ❝ i think most people would benefit from a little extra attention these days too. ❞
random lyrics from songs in my ocs’ playlists as prompts (pt. 1)
(very specific and vague at the same time, i know) cw: drugs mention, death mention, and overall not good toxic vibes lmao sorry.
* how come we’ve both become a version of a person we don’t even like?
* we’re in love with the world, but the world just wants to bring us down.
* you better believe that i’m trying.
* i hope i learn how to get over myself.
* i want you so bad, but you can’t fight fire with fire.
* light a blunt up.
* i feel everything from my body to my soul.
* when i’m coming down, is the most i feel alone.
* thought i’d be a better man but i lied to me and to you.
* don’t you know i’m no good for you?
* nothing ever stops you leaving.
* i’ll only hurt you if you let me.
* i could lie and say i like it like that.
* i’m in serious shit.
* i feel totally lost.
* if i’m asking for help, it’s only because being with you has opened my eyes.
* wanna fly to a place where it’s just you and me, nobody else, so we can be free.
* they say it’s my fault.
* should i leave or stay?
* you’re set in your ways and you say i’m to blame.
* all i know is that i’m trying.
* i wanna believe in you, but you make it so hard to do.
* i don’t know where we went wrong.
* why can’t you be good to me?
* i don’t ask for much.
* can you be good to me?
* i’ve been on my own for long enough.
* maybe you can show me how to love.
* i can’t see clearly when you’re gone.
* i can’t sleep ‘til i feel your touch.
* i won’t keep your secrets now.
* and i know you’ll be the death of me.
* you’ll never be in love.
* i can’t drown my demons, they know how to swim.
* i love the way i light up when you call me.
* i see rainbows when i think of us.
* you’re my favorite mistake.
* i always fall for the things that will hurt me.
* i swore i’d never dance with you again.
* every time i think i’m free, you’re calling me again.
* can’t believe that i keep coming back, but you make me feel so good.
* you know i can’t say no to you.
* from the beginning, i knew you’d be the end of me.
* every time i get close, somebody’s letting me down.
* i only got good intentions, i don’t wanna mess this up. i wanna open up.
* why fall in love? just so you can watch it go away?
* all this time i didn’t know you were breaking down.
* you’re too young to know it gets better.
* you’re still young, you got time on your side.
* i’m self-destructive, i’ll probably die early.
* oh well, it feels too good to let it go.
* i’m barely surviving.
* i’ve been lost and confused for a while.
* they say “you got talent, don’t let it go to waste” and it’s funny ‘cause i’ve been wasted every damn day.
* i want you ‘cause we’re both insane.
* dressed like a good boy, you’re so clever.
* aren’t you tired of always playing a part?
* go be a puppy for somebody else.
* always played the good guy, but then you stabbed me in the back and acted like it was fine.
* you got a dark side no one knows.
* go ahead, you can say it’s my fault.
* maybe when i die, you won’t hate me.
* go ahead, you can say that i changed. just say it to my face.
* one drink and i’m back to that place, the memories don’t fade.
* would have done anything, everything for him and if you ask me, i would do it again.
* they say all good boys go to heaven, but bad boys bring heaven to you.
* i just thought it was fun.
* does it make you feel better seeing her in my sweater?
* i heard she asked about me, and i bet you lied to your teeth.
* i’m scared to love.
* i know your intentions, i don’t blame you for wanting more.
* i have a fear of intimate moments.
* you don’t have to stay and lie. if i’m not your type, you can leave whenever.
* i need your lips on mine.
* we can be corny, fuck it.
* tell me, are you feeling down?
* tell me, are we finished now? ‘cause every time you leave, you find your way to come back around.
* i need time to realize that i can’t be yours.
* i remember when i met, i thought the universe sent you… thought you were someone i could vent to.
* i love it how you know i’d only come right back for more.
* why i thought it was forever?
@waterfrd asked: ❝ i just want to enjoy life. ❞ ur gay
her hand immediately reached out to take serena’s in her own. ❝ i know. a nice and quiet, unbothered life... thing’s are gonna get better, i just know it. ❞ serena was finally released from canda’s custody and it felt like a world of potential in front of them. mary knew there was going to be issues, but she was just excited to be with serena again.
@osbxrne asked: ❝ i know how to make myself happy. ❞
there was something at that statement that mary knew she should probably just keep her mouth shut, a near impossible task for her however. ❝ then why don’t you? forgive me, but ― do the choices you make really make you happy in life ? ❞ she was always under the impression that june decided to do things as difficult as she could to prove some type of point, mary had a hard time believing that made herself really all that happier.
@witchaotics asked ❝ i get bored staying in one place for too long. ❞
mary nodded, her drink paused against her lips for a moment as she found herself suddenly lost in thought, ❝ hey, i get it. i didn’t realize how much settling down and staying in one place was going to suck after a few years. ❞ the fantasy of the white picket fence had been alluring and she thought she’d be able to make it work. that she wasn’t going to end up miserable just like every other woman in america was. instead she found herself trapped behind suburban prison bars.
* 𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐊𝐀𝐑-𝐖𝐀𝐈 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 : a selection of roleplay ask prompts adapted and modified from various cinematic works by wong kar-wai. any of these prompts may be modified accordingly to fit your muses.
❝ i have some things to take care of. ❞ ❝ turns out lonely people are all the same. ❞ ❝ i’m not sad. ❞ ❝ i forget everything when i’m scared. ❞ ❝ we all need a partner. ❞ ❝ i’ve gotten used to life without a partner. ❞ ❝ i know how to make myself happy. ❞ ❝ stop daydreaming, will you? ❞ ❝ i get bored staying in one place for too long. ❞ ❝ like you said, i like to wander around. ❞ ❝ why did you call me? ❞ ❝ i had nothing to do. i wanted to hear your voice. ❞ ❝ if memories ever come in a can, i hope that can never expires. ❞ ❝ i just want to enjoy life. ❞ ❝ maybe i’m too picky. ❞ ❝ we all get our hearts broken sometimes. ❞ ❝ i didn’t expect it to hurt so much. ❞ ❝ most people fall in love for the first time as teenagers. i’m a late bloomer, i guess. ❞ ❝ there’s something different about you. or maybe it’s me that’s changed. ❞ ❝ i’ve not been so close to a person in a long time. ❞ ❝ i can feel that you’re lonely. ❞ ❝ i feel like there should be two of us standing here. ❞ ❝ let me cry on your shoulder. ❞ ❝ lets be unhappy together. ❞ ❝ you notice things when you pay attention. ❞ ❝ they say love can change a man. ❞ ❝ are you alone? ❞ ❝ it would be so great if it could rain forever. ❞ ❝ i have only one person in my thoughts. ❞ ❝ has anyone ever died from too much ice cream? ❞ ❝ you’re happy? that’s great. ❞ ❝ i didn’t think you’d fall in love with me. ❞ ❝ love is all a matter of timing. ❞ ❝ the past is something you can see but not touch. ❞ ❝ we broke up on april fool’s day, so i took it as a joke. ❞ ❝ actually, really knowing someone doesn’t mean anything. people change. ❞ ❝ i couldn’t put it into words, but they seemed to understand anyway. ❞ ❝ feelings can creep up just like that. ❞ ❝ these feelings need time to grow. ❞ ❝ find out too much about a person and you lose interest. ❞ ❝ broken hearts usually can’t sleep at night. ❞ ❝ i long to be loved. ❞ ❝ my heart will carry me back to you. ❞ ❝ we love what we can’t have. ❞ ❝ everything comes with an expiry date. ❞ ❝ it was then that i finally fell in love for the first time. ❞ ❝ but at that moment, i felt such warmth. ❞ ❝ the road isn’t that long. ❞
JANE FONDA & ROBERT REDFORD in BAREFOOT IN THE PARK (1967) — dir. Gene Saks
Amanda really reminded me of Maya Fey so I just had to draw her eating a burger (and my dadsona’s last name is fey so it just fits…)
the theme song for this game always gets stuck in my head
"bad" dad/knife dad 💀🔪🔥🥃